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he/him | 30s | literally just sitting here

[adventures-of-ahab-and-javert]

Ahab got vanilla. The color reminds him of the whale. Javert would never stoop to licking an ice cream cone, so he uses a spoon.

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The Adventures of Captain Ahab and Inspector Javert - No.6

[dridelus]

[wokefrogvirus]

let’s have a blast with mama

[oblivioustoast]

photographer credit from the notes!

[augustdementhe]

YAY, CREDIT. Go buy a print from him, if you're so inclined:

SHOP | kunalphotography

[brucespringsteencomments]

[loveridden1999]

New Delhi - 20-07-2026

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[bitchautism]

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

[dogpuppy]

[ashstfu]

[abuu2go]

(via (21) Xユーザーのコムギと卍丸(まんじまる)とのりまきとおむすびとおはぎさん: 「シンクロ成功👍 https://t.co/YlCCCWHLhu」 / X)

[rizsnt]

break out of your role 🌻🌟

[frogwhomp]

What do blue roses mean?

[toskarin]

starmer's crashing at my place for a bit. sleeps on the rug but it's soft. sad state of things but I can't just turn the last known descendant of the emperor out on the cold and wet street

[toskarin]

someone (and I'm not singling anyone out here I just don't want it happening again) has been drinking out of the fucking hose and not coiling it up after and I've had it about up to here

[actualized-animal]

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

[penumbraphantasm]

okay