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i wish i could be more west town | chicago

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A wild and wonderful world awaits you, Ben.

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Knitting with Kneko (cool Friday, I know) #dogs #fiberarts #youtubeknitting101

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This lady is having a baby today!

Baby S, your mama is a force to be reckoned with...(and you're dad is pretty cool too). You're one lucky kid.

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Thinking of my human incubator BFF who is more than a full week overdue today.

That's gonna be one big baby. Hopefully this comes before the kid does.

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Wedding love. Dude looks hot in his Boss tux.

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💀 #halloween #vegas #phish #skeleton

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The story of the ghost #Halloween #phish #vegas

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#phish #Halloween (at MGM Grand Las Vegas)

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A little different than our last view of the #eiffeltower #vegas (at Boulevard Pool at The Cosmopolitan)

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Fun fact: every Box roommate is now married to their 2008 Halloween date #Halloween #tbt #2008 #thebox

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All-time cutest guy #louie #confettistuckonhisnose #oblivious

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#tbt I was a free man in Paris, I felt unfettered and alive #paris #Champsélysées

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And a big FUCK YOU to E! News who just showed this picture of Kate Middleton "sporting her baby bump". I didn't realize that I was spending all this time at the gym to achieve a three-month pregnant chick's body.

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The ultimate dad joke compilation

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Reblog for “Robeneros”

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Literal Tears.

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AF has been a dad for nineteen months and he already has two of these down. How do I slow down the progression??

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Attention: M and G.

My husband is apparently on a quest to become as daddish as one can be, complete with the bad puns, repeating the same not-funny jokes over and over, embarrassing public behavior, and getting excited about shit like stud finders and jacks.

[And despite her stint with purple hair and bold lipstick choices and her general aura of coolness that she presents, G is the king of the dad joke.]

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YES! I cannot even express how much I LOVE a good dad joke/general dad awkward behavior. I learn from the very best, and I can guarantee my dad has done all of the above and more a million times over the last 30+ years (for example, this morning I woke up to a picture text from my dad...that he had taken of a picture oh his computer screen, god bless him).

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Oh how I love this sharp, adventurous, silly, ironic, free-spirited-while-completely-type-A girl. The world is infinitely more interesting and entertaining with you out in it! 💋🍸🍟#happybirthday @playing_hooky

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French selfie.

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Au revoir to our perfect Paris apartment🇷🇺 #paris #airbnb #6e #ruedauphine (at Rue Dauphine)