Phantom Singer (in)Correct Quotes

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Jootaek: i know we have always had this unspoken rivalry-

Mingyu: it’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. it’s also not unspoken, you talk about it all the time

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Kanghyun: I need a long word.

Taein: T-rex but the long one.

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Intae: it's not illegal.

cop, staring at the trunk of a car filled with peanut butter: there's… SO MUCH…

Seulgi: But it's not illegal.

cop: I wish it was.

[credit]

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Mingyu: god, give me patience.

Jootaek: ?? don't you mean strength??

Mingyu: If he gave me strength you would be dead.

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(context: during a discussion, Mew [credit to her] mentioned Seulgi being Tom Bombadil and then this happened, so Lord of the Rings AU, I guess??)

Frodo: Seulgi is so powerful, why not give the ring to him?

Intae, probably: Because he's an idiot.

once again, credit to Mew!

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DQ: you think I'm the kind of person to break the law for you?

Seonghyeon: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-

DQ: no. I'm definitely the kind of person to break the law for you. what do you need?

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Kihun: Can you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?

Sunghoon: *bends down*

Minseong: *crouches*

Chaehoon: *sits on the floor*

Kihun: …

Kihun: I hate all of you.

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Taein: hello, officer, what seems to be the problem?

cop: uh i'm sorry, sir, but i have to arrest you for driving a motorcycle with three people on it

Taein: three?

Kang-hyun and Jootaek:

Taein: WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME THAT PHILLIP FELL OFF

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*upon finding out the house is haunted*

Kang-hyun: Hyung, you should do an exorcism.

Jootaek: Do I look like I lived in Vatican???

Kang-hyun: Kinda, you look like you could be roommates with the pope.

Jootaek: right, let me just call him real quick to send me holy water, ARE YOU STUPID?

(credist: my dream, don't ask T-T)

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*Taejin is cooking*

Byeo-ri: Any chance that’s for me?

Taejin: It’s for Hoonjeong-hyung. I’m planning on making a fool of myself on Fire Trot tonight, and I need him on my side.

Hyunsoo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Mingyu, about Hyungho: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Woorim: Are we stealing them?

Doohoon: New or used?

Mingyu: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Junhwan: you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try!

Hoonjeong: …I'm trying really hard, actually.

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Minseong: I lost Kihun.

Chaehoon: How did you LOSE Kihun?!

Sunghoon: To be fair, he is very small.

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[the office phone rings]

Taejin: *picks up* FDQ office, the cute one speaking.

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Taein: Do you cook, hyung?

Jootaek: …I made a cake once?

Phillip: Yeah, it was good.

Kang-hyun, surprised: Really?

Phillip: Don’t make me lie twice.

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Hyunsoo: am i right, hyung?

Hoonjeong: i'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair i wasn't listening.