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@lutalice I am leaving an AIR OF MYSTERY to my followers who don't know me...

JK didn't die. I can't die now, I'm a responsible parent.

Glued several angel wings from Wal-Mart to my arms to see if I could fly earlier. I could not. Plummeted to my doom off that cliff like an ACME coyote.

zsnes

i have one boyfriend and he eats weed

zsnes

hes so awesome

#I'm the boyfriend.

THE CUM CAULDRON IS BACK AND I'M STIRRING AND DISTILLING AGAIN.

People never complain about this dick because I change their pH levels.

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@lutalice You wanna smoke?

Okay I'm not THAT bad.

I love my sister so much, she's so cool and smart and amazing and full of mercy.

I look at myself in the mirror everyday and say "Get well soon." #positiveaffirmations

@fire-startings Aww no need to show off on my account.

@fire-startings Only if they're not crusty. 💜 Well even if they are, that's just extra flavoring.

People are jealous of uncircumcised dick when they're just extra bags of holding.

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@fire-startings For a generous donation, I can make this dream a reality.

@rankpeach I'm just stirring the brew, okay?

@rankpeach Belly button?

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