ohhhh my god im going crazy over this idea i had with this very specific version i've seen of evil c@ine which i am Not going to name bc i do Not want the creator finding this blog hsjrhdktj but i Will share the idea with my fellow freaks....
first of all basically all you need to know about this evil c@ine is that he's arrogant, cocky, cynical, thinks he's superior to everyone and claims to hate humans.
OK. NOW. when the Tummy Update™ gets implemented it obviously not only affects the og c@ine, but also the evil version. cue mr I Want Nothing To Do With Humans having to experience a very human need for the first time and not knowing what to do with himself. he's hungry and he's mad about it.
"why did you WANT this?? of all your idiotic ideas, this has to be your WORST one."
he insists that og c@ine should undo the update immediately, and when told that there's a very simple solution to all this, aka Just Eating, he is appalled. he wouldn't be caught DEAD hanging out with the humans and, worst of all, doing worthless human activities such as eating. it's ridiculous!! absurd!! he shouldn't NEED to eat!! moreover, he REFUSES to eat.
of course, he can only keep up this act for so long. with the rest of the cast having dinner nearby, all the food smells INFURIATINGLY good and his stomach won't shut the hell up. he waits until everyone is done and there's only leftovers on the table. he sneaks in and hides under the table. he will try ONE thing. one and nothing else. he stealthily reaches one hand on the table and grabs whatever is nearest before quickly retreating back under. a simple sandwich. yeah that'll do. he hesitantly takes a bite and. uh oh. it's good. it's very good. he likes it. he likes it and he's mad about it. why is it good!! this is stupid!! whatever. he doesn't have time to ponder this, he's only doing this to make the hollow feeling and the noises stop. so he shoves the rest of the sandwich in his mouth. damn it, it really is good. and clearly not enough. because, to his shock, his stomach continues to growl. even louder this time, hungrily asking for more. fine. fine, whatever. he just wants the noise to stop, so he reaches on the table again. and again. and again. little does he know, og c@ine has been watching this entertaining display for a while and has been summoning more food for him to grab. at last, evil c@ine is full. more than full actually. he just lies down under the table, dazed.
"glad you enjoyed the dinner after all!" the og ringmaster's voice rings out, startling him. in his attempt to flee, not only does he bump his head on the table, but the added weight of the meals makes it so that when he tries to fly away it only results in him flopping right back down on the ground.
most embarrassing day of his entire existence. hehe
