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Sup. I'm Dipper. Cryptozoology enthusiast and UFO watcher, 18. Yes, my sister's soulmate is a pig. He/him, I couldn't tell you.

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//hi all my birthday is tomorrow <3

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//related if anyone has a couple spare dollars to toss my way for birthday purposes thatd be very cool

//i have paypal and my tag on cashapp is $pavementpunk <3

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//hi all my birthday is tomorrow <3

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while we here my favorite mugs

[stickerfashions]

“Mabel! It’s 90 degrees outside! How are you wearing a sweater?”

Because I am strong and fashionable is how.

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I think you might just be a little unhinged.

[sharkboxes]

[hi2k]

my gender is wanting to look as eccentric as possible

[hi2k]

Mad scientist dysphoria

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Anyway, ever fed potato chips to a giant pig? It’s fun.

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Trust me, you only need to see your neighbors and friends taken captive, frozen, and formed into a twisted throne of agony once before you either spiral into madness or decide you’re going to kick a powerful demon right in the ass.

We’re very lucky that we landed on ass-kicking.

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Hi Mabel.

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Erased from existence, as he should be.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

yeah, you’re right. sorry about that.

can you tell i’m really not use to having anyone new to talk to about this stuff? but hey, there’s good bits! like how there was a whole society of salamander farmers who worshipped me as a god but they had no idea i was me.

Trust me, dude, I get it.

It’s just a matter of what you think of as a big, dangerous event changing based on circumstances, I guess. I didn’t have anything to fall back on if I died. That would have just been it for me.

I didn’t take any of it that seriously as a threat until I got body snatched, and even then, I only realized the gravity of death when I was looking it in the giant, stupid pyramid eye trying to figure out how to help my family stop a chaos demon from destroying my planet and probably my entire dimension just for fun.

No reset button on that. It’s a lot of pressure for a not-quite-13-year-old. Sounds like you’d understand that better than most.

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I’m just coping out here as best as I can with these chips and this tremendous pig and my sister.

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psiursae‌:

Depends on how you scale danger.

We’re both very extremely mortal people, so most of the stuff that happened is… like 110% dangerous. I’ve had so many brushes with death. I just play it off because if I don’t, I’d probably go crazy?

how do you think i became immortal? :)

because i’ve had more than brushes with death. :)

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I don’t think this really needs to be a contest of whose age 12-13 was more of a hellscape.

I’m just talking about my weird stuff here because this is the only place I can talk about my weird stuff.

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Depends on how you scale danger.

We’re both very extremely mortal people, so most of the stuff that happened is... like 110% dangerous. I’ve had so many brushes with death. I just play it off because if I don’t, I’d probably go crazy?

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psiursae‌:

#ok that actually sounds kind of fun.

A lot of it was fun until it culminated in an apocalypse and I obtained a deeper respect for my own mortality.

i mean who hasn’t faced an apocalypse before?

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Most of the populace of our Earth, and they’re a bunch of ingrates.

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I think it’s really fun that we’re posting in tandem from the same general area instead of just talking to each other.

I mean.

We’ve already talked each other to death about all this stuff, but you guys are brand new ears to bend.

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I want to go to a music festival again but I feel like nothing quite beats actual Cupid the actual love god shenanigans.