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Joven: I'm not mad; I'm happy! I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.

Boze: That explains your shoes.

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Wes: Come on, let's hug it out.

Joven: I would rather learn to play the harp.

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Lasercorn: They tell me I got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But, uh, the truth is this lustrous hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter one. I'm a veritable cornucopia of high-octane maladies, such as outrageous intelligence syndrome. And a little obsessive successful disorder.

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Joven:I am the best observer that you know.

Wes: Last week you thought a sponge in the smosh office was an owl.

Joven: If you stopped buying them in bird colors that would stop happening.

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Is it just a rule of thumb in the smosh fandom that we would all die for soft boy Damien Haas?

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Shayne: [gesturing to Damien] My name is Shayne Topp, this is my partner Jonathan Jacob Jingly Schmidt.

Ian: Are you saying his name is John Jacob Jinglheimer Schmidt?

Shayne: That is correct, sir. We used to share the name. I changed mine because of all the people shouting when I went out.

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Damien: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Lasercorn: Oh. You've been?

Damien: Once. In Monopoly.

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Courtney: You don't feel anything?

Ian: Closure... Indifference... Hunger...

Courtney: Wow. You're like a robot.

Ian: Thank you! I got the same comment on my E-Harmony page. So it must be true!

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Damien: I'm telling you, the cat is NOT my new best friend!

Shayne: [from the back seat] then how come he gets to ride shotgun?

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Ian(unprompted): How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.

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Mari: Great. Now you've gotten me kicked out of a funeral. Just add it to the list. Kicked out of a Petsmart, kicked out of Santa's village, kicked out of the Salvation Army...

Lasercorn: Dishonorably discharged!

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Shayne: Are you crazy?

Olivia: I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.

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Shayne: I'm Shayne ToppDawg and this is my partner Damien "TT" Showbiz.

Damien: The extra T is for extra talent.

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Joven: I need to get something off my chest.

Lasercorn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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Damien(during board af at one point): The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!

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Damien: Are you in my apartment?

Boze: Please. I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, you're all out of peanut butter.

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Lasercorn: Mari, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.

Wes: It's Azkaban.

Lasercorn: I've heard it both ways.