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Lassie: So, are you two dating now?

Jules : Yes.

Lassie : Why?

Shawn : I happen to find Jules very appealing.

Lassie : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with O'Hara.

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Shawn: I don't think it's ridiculous that I want us to be together forever. And get buried next to each other and that maybe a tree will grow between our graves and that two kids will have their first kiss under that tree. Does that sound ridiculous to you?

Gus: Yes It dose Shawn. Why are the two kids kissing in a graveyard?

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Shawn: Y’know lassie, between my brains and your brawn, we make a pretty good team!

Lassie: I have both brains and brawn.

Shawn: Fine, but I have the charisma and the winning smile.

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Running a psych tumblr blog is easy, all you gotta do is post “Carlton Lassiter thick mommy milkers mmm” and they will come

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Shawn: Carlton Lassiter thick mommy milkers

Gus: mmm

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Shawn: Thanks for not telling Gus what happened.

Jules, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Jules: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Gus: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Shawn: Waking up in the morning.

Lassie: Waking up.

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Gus: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Shawn: How am I supposed to know?

Gus : You say, as if you don’t use yourself as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Shawn: *sighs*

Shawn: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Shawn: the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

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Shawn: What do you want, gus?

Gus: A lot of things, shawn, but right now I want money for a dog.

Shawn: You owe money to a dog?!

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Lassi: Here’s a fun idea for Christmas party. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

karen vic: lassiter no.

Jules: Mistlefoe.

karen vic: Please stop encouraging him.

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Shawn: juliet is my friend! And if I love her, it’s as a partner!

Lassi: Well, Ohara is my partner, and if you looked at me the way you look at her, I’d shoot you.

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I love whenever psych refrences old episodes like oh yeah, Shawn & Gus did like actually uncover a huge dinosaur head, and yeah I guess Shawn was in that one super popular telenovela and remember that one time Gus was a model yeaaah, he still uses that scalp oil btw

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Here are the things I love most about Psych:

There is a general lack of sexism and misogyny amongst the characters. The women are portrayed as competent as the men and as accomplished as the men. They show platonic male/female friendships and relationships without trying to force something romantic between characters.

There is a general lack of homophobia. Shawn doesn't get offended when people think he and Gus are together. Shawn and Gus are portrayed perfectly in the sense that there is no toxic masculinity. They are open with their love and friendship and don't "no homo" it.

They don't push the marriage or baby rhetoric. Shawn and Juliet having an open conversation about deciding not to want children and just have dogs, and not feeling pressure to be married until the 1st movie is so refreshing, and even then, they didn't make it a big deal. The women in Psych are written for more than being love interests.

They don't downplay Shawn's trauma around his childhood, especially as it contrasts with Gus's more stable home life. Shawn and Henry's relationship feels (to me) like the epitome of "I can understand how and why you did what you did, but that doesn't mean I have to forgive you for it." Likewise, they don't minimize the trauma Juliet had over Ying. They never tell her to "get over it" or try and tell her it wasn't that bad.

They show that what makes a villain isn't black and white. The villains are complicated, like Yang and Desperaux. They're not all bad, but they're also not all good.

All of the storylines with animals are just *chefs kiss.*

The writing is so good. It's comedic but has feelings. It is a safe space. All of the characters grow throughout the course of the show. They don't just stay stagnant.