[psychitscarmen]

maleficientfrankie:

“Right,” she nodded, “so’re we going to get fucking smashed or are we just gonna stand here?”

Carmen laughed, “lets go get smashed”

[psychitscarmen]

maleficientfrankie:

“Of course I’m not. It’s business, I’m never fucking wrong about business.”

“The more you know” she laughed

[psychitscarmen]

scientificschuyler:

“What would be in the fun in that? Large breeds are the best kinds of dogs.”

“All dogs are the best kind of dogs”

[dualipasource]

And if you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him.

[psychitscarmen]

maleficientfrankie:

“With everything all this people have going on, they’d be damn smart to open more bars.”

“Well you're not wrong”

[psychitscarmen]

scientificschuyler:

“Isn’t that why they’ve got them small teacup ones?”

“Yeah but I mean all dogs”

[roomind]

[psychitscarmen]

maximum-alex:

“Cruel. I was just fuckin with ya.”

“I know” she laughed

[psychitscarmen]

makeawish-levi:

“If it helps at all gold is suited very well for your dark features” he offered swiveling side to side in his chair. “There are very few loopholes in this kind of magic, you’re luck is simply unsavory you’ve got to send some good karma out into the world before I can help.”

“Sorry- the fuck are you talkin’ ‘bout good karma?”

[psychitscarmen]

maleficientfrankie:

“Sometimes i forget there’s only one,” she said, chuckling a little. “They gotta open some more, that one’s always fucking crowded.”

“I don't think they quite encourage alcohol consumption” she laughed

[psychitscarmen]

scientificschuyler:

“He’s tiny for now,” he chuckled.

“I wish dogs could be tiny forever”

[flourescentbadolescent]

*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds* me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King

[dualipasource]

Dua Lipa - New Rules (Acoustic - Full Performance)

[maximum-alex-blog]

psychitscarmen :

Carmen laughed “Think you can keep up”

“Probably not but I wouldnt mind the view from behind” he laughed

[psychitscarmen]

"Nevermind you can leave again, i don't want you here if you're gonna say shit like that" she laughed

[lenaluthorsgooglesearches]

I know I meant it homosexually but did she

[psychitscarmen]

@makeawish-levi

“So, have we found any loopholes yet or do I still gotta deal with these?” she asked, shaking her wrists

[psychitscarmen]

maximum-alex:

“That’s why you’re the best” he mused hooking an arm around her shoulders. “Well we just need to stir some shit up then huh?”

Carmen laughed “Think you can keep up”