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Oleander doesn't know how computers work.

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#submission #Morceau Oleander #psychonauts headcanons #he presses one button on a keyboard and it immediately explodes

Raz has only seen a couple of computers in his entire life

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#submission #razputin aquato #psychonauts headcanons #i feel like his headcanon works regardless of when you think the games take place

Benny is super self conscious of his big ol' elephant ears, so he projects that insecurity onto other people. Which is why Raz has big ears when you use clairvoyance on bobby.

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#submission #benny fideleo #psychonauts headcanons #sounds right #apparently benny is nicknamed “the Nose” according to the wiki?

Before Thorny Towers closed it had a huge sign with it's name. But kids kept stealing the first T in Thorny Towers until they just gave up and dismantled the sign.

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#submission #worldbuilding #thorney towers #psychonauts headcanons #im sure it wasn’t just kids #also it’s spelt Thorney not Thorny #but you can steal the first E too so I think the headcanon still stands

If you could change one thing about cannon what would you change? (And feel free to tell us why!)

i've said it before, but it's a big pet peeve of mine when villains are forgiven wayyy too easily in fiction. Not necessarily when a villain gets away with horrible things, but when the narrative itself treats said horrible things like no big deal and expects the audience to do the same.

that said, I’m not entirely sure what I'd specifically want for Oleander and Maligula, but I do not appreciate the implication that Maligula suffered more than anyone she potentially killed. Even if the the Valermo Dam incident was legitimately an accident, Maligula (who is still a part of Lucy, not a completely different person) is still responsible for anyone she killed after that. They probably had family and friends too. Maybe the Psychonauts should explain to them why they pardoned Maligula.

As for Oleander, it does bother me a lot that Raz got chewed out for messing with Hollis's mind but Oleander doing the same thing to Boyd is swept under the rug. I’d argue that what Oleander did to Boyd was worse because Oleander was a lot more aware of what he was doing. I know the thing with Hollis was probably created in response to the thing with the Milkman/Boyd, but people forget that the Milkman was ultimately created by Oleander, so it just comes across as selective enforcement on the Psychonauts' part and kind of a weird double standard.

#asks #me irl #yeah yeah i know im biased as a self admitted boyd fan #also sorry this took so long #it was a combination of irl shit and just trying to figure out how to articulate my thoughts #tbh I feel like i'm the only one who doesn’t think Maligula is completely blameless didI miss something?#anyway I know this might be a little heavier than usual #i'll post some more headcanons don't worry

Raz's favorite holiday is Halloween

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#submission #razputin aquato #psychonauts headcanons #i wonder what kind of costumes he would wear

Oleander single handily keeps his local petting zoo open with how often he visits to pet the bunnies

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#submission #morceau oleander #psychonauts headcanons #is this the triumphant return of psychonauts headcanons dot tumblr dot com?#idk

Is...Is this blog dead?

I keep telling myself I’m gonna start it back up and I never do

#asks #me irl #dysthymia's a bitch man #that’s not a yes or a no #I want to start it up again but idk if I will #I appreciate the concern though

Despite her energetic personality, Milla isn't a morning person. However; Sasha is.

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#submission #milla vodello #sasha nein #psychonauts headcanons #oh absolutely #i see milla as a party girl night owl so she'd sleep in late #meanwhile sasha wakes up early #right at 8 am #and he goes to bed at a reasonable hour

Favorite song in Psychonauts 1?

- both of the themes in Gloria’s theater, specifically in the stage area

- Black Velvetopia theme

- the Meat Circus theme slaps

#asks #me irl #wait you said song singular #whoops

Favorite Psychonauts character?

he

#asks #me irl #boyd cooper #probably not surprising considering i'm in charge of a headcanons blog

Sasha is a trans man

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#submission #sasha nein #psychonauts headcanons #a quick headcanon in between the asks

Do you STAN All Paul?

I’m not much of a pop person tbh. nothing wrong with them, of course

#asks #me irl #all paul

What would the color of your Psi-powers be?

i have no idea how that’s determined in the psychonauts universe, but as for what color I’d want them to be, i’m thinking a venetian red might look nice

a nice red - not too light, not too dark, you know?

#asks #me irl #my actual favorite color is black #because i'm edgy like that #but i think black might look weird #it could look cool though? i'd have to see it

Who is the sexiest Psychonauts character and why is it Mr. Pokeylope

you answered your own question anon

#asks #mr pokeylope #i think the watermark really improves this image

Do you think if blow into a kids ear when they're brainless they'll make sounds like a whistle or flute?

I do now

#asks #me irl #psychonauts headcanons #worldbuilding

How many kids do you think came out to Milla? And why was it all of them?

the ones that aren’t cishet

#asks #me irl #call me an aquato cuz i'm acrobatically dodging all these questions #in all sincerity i'm not the kind of person who has ''everyone is lgbt'' type headcanons #pretty sure kitty and franke are a thing though #so they told milla obviously

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