REAL scientist (trust me)

desperately trying to graduate in one piece mikey + he/him + 17 + gay + trans + ace? + eeker mostly about... studying (chem, bio, calc, psych, eng)? some sillies

[ptooieanatomy]

thinking baoht th fog mant hat was s great i'll never firget our beauitful foggy adventure

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[sabertoothwalrus]

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

[sabertoothwalrus]

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

[sabertoothwalrus]

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

[ptooieanatomy]

channrling all of my magical powers into not talking about chemistry

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

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[xanaxfarts]

Wild horses crossing a river in Iran. photog: Eydi Heydari

[corpuscryptid]

Something something Dr. Malpractice

[ptooieanatomy]

I HATE WHISKY

[omegas-reincarnation]

Deep space nine episode one. Quark is on his 14th nervous breakdown of the day. Sisko is trying to explain linear time to higher beings. O'Brien is methodically disabling safety protocols before they kill everyone on board. Kira is flying the station like a ship. Odo is determined to get his Life Changing Road Trip of Destiny. Dax is having a wonderful time.

[ptooieanatomy]

i need money uggghhhhgggghggggggg

[therealaves-blog1]

Being Trans on DS9 would be so difficult because one minute you're trying to make it with a space shorty by the replicator on the Promenade and then Dr. Bashir has wandered over to friendly chat and asks if you need any follow ups. And now you have to explain to the shorty that this English loser is the one that got you your custom genitals while he sits down, complimenting his work and trying to chat up your prospective date.

Now Chief O'Brien has run over to get Dr. Bashir out of there and not ruin your moment and you have to stare as they start arguing about something completely unrelated and your Pagh just wont leave your body even when the gay tailor war criminal comes over to snipe at Julian. The Chief just looking you in the eye with that gentle Irish gaze, sorry that he couldn't stop this and that you both now have to tolerate the fake not-flirting because everyone knows those two are dating even if they pretend they're sly.

When you try to salvage things you discover the science officer is sitting with you now and trying to get a three-way going that you and the shorty are both kind of into it, but also its weird cause technically she's your boss and Worf is staring D'k tahgs at you from a different table. And finally the red alert klaxon goes off and you can see a D'derdix Warbird decloaking and lighting up the shield over the Promenade and you know the Prophets are real because they have given you an out as you run to duty stations.

Absolutely embarrassing.

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t tg t ac t a ta a. t c t ct c at t g t t t #

Closest match: Acronicta aceris genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Sycamore Moth

(image source)

[xanaxfarts]

[thisloveforyourmom]

I thought that "no harm done" "they broke seven of your ribs" "ah but i made several cutting remarks that surely bruised their egos" thing was an incorrect quote someone made up. What the fuck do you mean garak actually said that after getting his shit rocked by klingons

[ptooieanatomy]

i love learning SKILLS!!! mostly the crafting cluster of skills but other skill clusters im coming for you

[ptooieanatomy]

hyped for grink reunion

[ptooieanatomy]

wow we're actually maybe getting out of here... wip must be so proud