LEGGO MY EGGO

i'm noah puckerman. call me puck or i'll punch you. i'm seventeen, i'm a junior at mckinley high school, and i'm a fucking badass. i play football, i'm in glee club, and i bake when i'm stressed. deal with it. ooc: i have no affiliation with glee, ryan murphy, mark salling, or noah puckerman. click here for the inside puck's head series, based on this version of puck. this is our character list, click here to make sure you're following everybody and to see who we are missing.

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i have a hot almost naked girlfriend at the door.

reasons my saturday night is better than yours... include that.

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whataquinncidence replied to your post:whataquinncidence replied to your post:i’m bored....

I do.

then come over.

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whataquinncidence replied to your post:i’m bored. home alone. my stash is gone. i think...

Can I come over?

if you want.

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do you love quinn?

wow you really get right to the point don't you?

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i'm bored. home alone. my stash is gone.

i think i'm going to bake...

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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look, you don’t need him. you and your mom are going to do great.

you think?

i don’t think san… i know.

thank you, puck.

you’re welcome.

i’m glad we don’t accept each other’s bullshit. can you take me hom- i mean, sam’s house now?

i'm sorry did you just try to call sam's house home?

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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look, you don’t need him. you and your mom are going to do great.

you think?

i don’t think san… i know.

thank you, puck.

you're welcome.

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vivalalopez:

puckerone-:

look, you don’t need him. you and your mom are going to do great.

you think?

i don't think san... i know.

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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if you want him to stay, talk to him.

Get this: I did.

and what happened?

Well, he’s still moving to Florida, Puck! I’m just wondering where the line between caring enough to chase my boyfriends down the street and caring enough to stay in the state of Ohio is.

My Mom doesn’t make nearly as much as my Dad. This is going to kill us.

you’re going to be fine san.

convincing. really.

just… take me back to sam’s.

look, you don't need him. you and your mom are going to do great.

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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if you want him to stay, talk to him.

Get this: I did.

and what happened?

Well, he’s still moving to Florida, Puck! I’m just wondering where the line between caring enough to chase my boyfriends down the street and caring enough to stay in the state of Ohio is.

My Mom doesn’t make nearly as much as my Dad. This is going to kill us.

you're going to be fine san.

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vivalalopez:

puckerone-:

if you want him to stay, talk to him.

Get this: I did.

and what happened?

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

well… I don’t know what to do. my dad’s moving out of lima.

aren’t you closer to your mom anyway?

so? it doesn’t mean i want him to move to fucking Florida. He’s still my dad.

he’s moving to florida? really?

Yep. To get as far away from us as possible.

if you want him to stay, talk to him.

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

well… I don’t know what to do. my dad’s moving out of lima.

aren’t you closer to your mom anyway?

so? it doesn’t mean i want him to move to fucking Florida. He’s still my dad.

he's moving to florida? really?

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vivalalopez:

well… I don’t know what to do. my dad’s moving out of lima.

aren't you closer to your mom anyway?

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vivalalopez:

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vivalalopez:

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i know you better than pretty much anyone else, except britt. i know that even though you’re saying you don’t give a shit, you do.

fine. i care. are you happy now?

why would i be happy?

I don’t fucking like admitting shit like that and you pulled it out of me. Would you like an award? A pat on the back? You got Santana to admit that her parents divorce actually scares the SHIT out of her! Congratu-fucking-lations. 

you're the one who always tries to get me to talk about shit... i just thought i'd do the same.

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Are you and quinn still together?

as far as i know, yes. she hasn't told me otherwise.

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vivalalopez:

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i know you better than pretty much anyone else, except britt. i know that even though you’re saying you don’t give a shit, you do.

fine. i care. are you happy now?

why would i be happy?