The Angry Pink Wombat

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[newtporn]

[cheesydipper]

tHIS

[sansfans]

unmute this

[nekoya7g]

fellswap

キャッチとジャンプ　まとめ

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[alaskaskellum]

Something for my feminist theory class.

[kateordie]

I’d love to see the reactions to this from a crowd. I can kind of imagine a quiet, solemn understanding from the ladies and a lot of confused questions from the guys… If my memory of art school serves me.

[kangarookawaii]

In 9th grade English we read Laurie Halse Anderson’s “Speak”. For those of you who haven’t read it, the author makes it abundantly clear that the teenage protagonist, Melinda, was raped, before the protagonist actually says it.

Our English teacher asked the boys in the class what happened to Mel. They came up with the most ridiculous answers. Every girl in the class just knew.

[laurathesedays]

This just goes to show…

Not all men menace women, but yes all women have felt menaced by men.

Every girl understands this because every girl knows the fear implicit in this image.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your car keys should notify you when your car alarm is going off

[southbeachsadboy]

Idk about you guys but if my shit breaks i’m going straight for the full house stick

[justsomeantifas]

victoria secrets: pls.. millennials .. please buy bras.. pls. overpriced bras please buy. 70 dollars for 1 bra. pls give for bra. millennials are killing the bra industry. we are dying pls. me picking up a 6 pack of bralettes for $5 from a grocery store:

[maulthots]

I let out a very soft gasp

[somewhatstacey]

#‘its experiences’ did you mean: #poe dameron awake at 4AM singing BB-8 songs he makes up as he goes #poe dameron running back into a firefight to save a disabled BB-8 from certain destruction (sustaining a shoulder wound) #poe dameron speaking in binary even though BB-8 tells him he sounds absurdly stupid #poe dameron sewing a little hole into all his tents so that BB-8 can charge next to him while he sleeps even when they’re on recon missions #poe dameron referring to BB-8 as ‘my friend’ and making sure his programming equips him to fully understand what that means #poe dameron always asking BB-8 to do what he needs instead of ordering it #poe dameron rewriting the astromech default programming that would force BB-8 to call him master #poe dameron rebuilding BB-8 by hand himself whenever BB-8 gets damaged #and keeping his hard drive and his audio sensors live so he can reassure BB-8 as he goes that it’s all going fine #IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT BY ‘EXPERIENCES' #DID YOU MEAN ‘POE DAMERON' #because that’s what BB-8 would mean #‘strong loyalty subprogram’ is one way to put it #‘loves poe dameron right back’ is another (via @gyzym )

HOW VERY DARE

[hungrylikethewolfie]

It strikes me, thinking about this, that self-preservation protocols strong enough to make a droid “skittish and easily frightened” are not exactly the most sensible things to program if the droid is being used in large part to help fly a rebel fighter plane.  Surely, when selecting a droid for this purpose, you’d want one a bit more unflappable, a bit more willing to face danger.  Which leads me to believe that there are only two really reasonable conclusions.  Either:

a) Poe loved and believed in this round little droid so much that he ignored all of the above, secure in his faith that BB-8 would rise to the occasion; or

b) he was the one who added those self-preservation protocols to a standard model, because he didn’t want BB-8 getting hurt if he wasn’t around.

[alwaysaprille]

This actually reads as if BB-8 has developed humanoid feelings. I.E., a human will avoid doing dangerous things as a matter of self-preservation, but if someone they love is in danger or needs assistance a human will try to help their loved one by any means necessary, in spite of the fear. 

So basically BB-8 is hardwired to protect itself but will willingly put itself in danger for Poe because he loves him. 

I love this. 

[ofstarsandvibranium]

PURE CONTENT

[poeticandors]

NOW MY LOVE FOR POE AND BB-8 HAS QUADRUPLED IN SIZE…. MAYBE MORE.

[lobotomiez]

[lobotomiez]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

this is literally the funniest thing rebecca sugar has ever written.

[cilly-murphy]

#gaston you’re FUCKING F R E N C H

[beastsallovertheshop-deactivate]

the joke is twofold.

“Je ne sais quoi?” literally translates to:

“I don’t know what?”

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[teqk]

When English isn’t taught correctly…

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression

(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)

[professorjawn]

Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

[34ther]

Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal

[hamenthotep]

And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?

[34ther]

Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan

[hamenthotep]

The first time it happened to me I had a witch, complete with pointy hat, green skin and a wart on her nose, floating on a swirling black cloud above my bed.

I was about 12 at the time.

[shado48]

man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.

[34ther]

It seems you were suffering from sleep bethesda

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[rorymoved]

overwatch: here is d.va, a young woman who is a pro gamer!

overwatch league: doesnt have a single team in the entire league with a woman on their roster

[dillion-here-deactivated2023081]

Maybe because there’s not alot of hardcore girl gamer?…

[rorymoved]

geguri, one of the best off-tanks in the world, was told she didnt make the cut–not bc she wasnt good enough, and yes, the very ppl who didnt hire her said she was qualified, but didnt sign her bc “ppl would think it was a pr stunt” or “she might get harrassed” (SPOILER ALERT: SHE ALREADY GETS HARRASSED, INCLUDING BY A PLAYER CURRENTLY SIGNED TO SEOUL DYNASTY) or “she didnt have chemistry with the team”

THE BEST KNOWN ZARYA IN THE WORLD GOT REJECTED BY MULTIPLE TEAMS BC SHE IS A WOMAN.  ITS ABT SEXISM.