Jewish

Noah Puckerone calling the shots on this switch game. Camp Stud. Daddy extraordinaire. If you fuck with my brother I will have to lay down the firm hand of the Jewish Hammer.

[davekonsub]

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t.

[puckin-switch-blog]

You goin’ to do something about that?

[dommerileyhudson-deactivated201]

A bit presumptuous but at least you’re keeping it safe.

[puckin-switch-blog]

You want to take a ride on Air Puckerman?

[quinnsaneinthemembrane-blog]

It’s all about the teasing and not about the pleasing, Puck. And I’d greatly appreciate if you would stop comparing my religion to your penis. It doesn’t inspire the emotion you think it does.

Eden, perhaps. You on the other hand… XXS.

[puckin-switch-blog]

Why not both? I’m a fan of both, personally. In the streets and in the sheets. I may be Jewish but I can help you see Jesus.

We’re twins I’m pretty sure our dicks match....

[quinnsaneinthemembrane-blog]

I wish to God that you could say literally anything without it sounding filthier than Sandy’s backroom. 

But at least you’re being safe. I guess I have to offer you kudos for that.

[puckin-switch-blog]

This is a sex camp, Quinn. You really think you’re going to stay Mother Mary Virgin Goddess the whole time are you finally going to let the Not So Little Puckerman Spirit into your life? It’s time to accept this dick as your savior.

XXL. Lubricated for her pleasure.

[puckin-switch-blog]

Everytime fresh meat shows up the Pucksters got to make another trip to Sandy’s Dick Shop. For cock rings and condoms. Stay protected, people. Don’t be a fool, wrap your big throbbing tool.

[polaroiids-a-deactivated2017122]

I’m into lots of shit you don’t know about yet, Professor Dr. Big Daddy.

[puckin-switch-blog]

Feel free to call me just Daddy. I know Professor Dr. Big Daddy can be a mouthful.

You mind tellin’ Daddy any of the shit you’re into, Princess?

[switch-tana]

Drop the doctor and drop the big part while you’re at it and you have yourself a deal.

[puckin-switch-blog]

You just want a Daddy, Lopez?

[puckin-switch-blog]

Eden ✉️ Puck

Eden: I know. You've told me many times. I can't wait for the day you finally decide on another hairstyle.

Eden: Dave? He's one of the bears, right? A good bear is always nice.

Eden: That's sad. Maybe she'll realize she's into you soon? If her comments are too much for you, why don't you just tell her? Or tell her that you want her to do things to you, without the gross pick up lines.

Puck: But how will people know I'm number wah?

Puck: Have you seen the Claringtons? I want the big one to take me.

Puck: You know you're the charming one, Eden.

[polaroiids-a-deactivated2017122]

Teachers shouldn’t be allowed to be hot. It’s super distracting, is all I’m saying.

[puckin-switch-blog]

You into teachers too? I guess you should call me Professor Dr. Big Daddy from here on out, sweet cheeks.

[puckin-switch-blog]

Eden ✉️ Puck

Eden: Not really. Would I allow you to be greasy? I think it's the mohawk that gives them that impression.

Eden: Not at all. Who do you have your eye on?

Eden: She's just fabulously bitchy, Puck. If she makes you feel so bad, it's probably best not to give her more ammo. Unless you're into that.

Puck: You can't take the hawk, bro. You just can't.

Puck: No one yet, really. I'd sleep with everyone. Maybe Dave, he's not and not as intimidating as the other one.

Puck: She can call me whatever she wants if she's making my dick feel good but my dick is not feeling good.

[berryandberrycorp-blog]

I know that there’s this difficult drug-use dilemma among writers, singers and artists in general and I too wonder sometimes if we would have Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds had The Beatles not taken LSD (because apparently drugs do electrifies the creative process), but I already planned my whole life and I’ll have to be very sober to conquer all of that so thanks, but no thanks.

[puckin-switch-blog]

LSD? You goin’ right for hard drugs Princess?

[puckin-switch-blog]

Eden ✉️ Puck

Eden: You want to be pizza?

Eden: Usually I understand you but I'm confused.

Eden: I don't think you'll get with Quinn, Puck. I love you but you could do a better job at charming her.

Puck: Am I greasy?

Puck: I just want a Hot Daddy to let me ride him and maybe have a Hot Princess ride me is that too much to ask for?

Puck: She started it! She said I look like old pizza, Eden.

[griffclarington-blog]

Are you challenging me? Because I can guarantee that you wouldn’t be able to get past me. I’m far faster than I look.

But go on, Puck. Question my greatness - you’re only going to make it that much more enticing when I tackle you to the ground.

[puckin-switch-blog]

I’m aerodynamic, Sir! Check the hawk!

You’d have to catch me first!

[davekonsub]

Not usually my thing, but i’m sure I could adjust my self to get into it.

[puckin-switch-blog]

So you admit it, that you’re into the hawk?

[griffclarington-blog]

It’s been years since I’ve been to camp, but something tells me I’m really going to like this one.

The name is Griffin Clarington - perhaps you’ve heard of me? I’m the star linebacker for the Ohio State Buckeyes, but here, depending on your preference, I can be your good boy or your Daddy. I’m not picky - just know that if you do hook up with me, you’re guaranteed multiple orgasms.

[puckin-switch-blog]

I could probably still score a touchdown on you, Sir. I’m betting an orgasm for every first down. I’m Puck! I like football and Daddies. 

[iamtheob-blog]

That would be him, yes.

[puckin-switch-blog]

Does he have good cock rings? I need one big enough for Pucky Jr.

[switch-tana]

Come on, Puckerwhore. If she fully embraced her shame there would be nothing I could do to annoy her.

[puckin-switch-blog]

You want to mess with a Puckerman you got to go through Dr. Big Daddy first.