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Dave Karofsky. Twenty-one, too old for summer camp, but going with it. I don't know what I'm supposed to be putting here, but i'll let you know when I figure that part out or whatever.

[sub-ofsky-blog]

That’s the spirit Davebro! Let’s get our freak on.

[davekonsub]

Yeah why not. Tomorrow night?

[itszekeberry]

Camp has never really appealed to me. But this one might be the camp to change my mind. I guess I’ll find out.

[davekonsub]

Camp is great though, this one is more a I dunno, pleasure one but hey camp is still cool.

[sub-ofsky-blog]

Did you buy anything?

[davekonsub]

The guy freaks me out, but if you go with me, i’d go buy something.

[quinnsaneinthemembrane-blog]

Between the two of us I suspect that Mr. Creep in the supply store would never humor that. I’ll be alright though. I really think there’s only three reasons to put your hair up anyway. I’ll be fine. 

But you and your brother are identical. 

[davekonsub]

Honestly it’d be nice if he did, but yeah i highly doubt it? Kinda stupid he’s a sex shop only pretty much. Three reasons?

We aren’t the only identical twins her though.

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

Keep it calm folks

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

As if I’d change anything about you. Your dorky side is a nice distinguishing feature from my generally cool self. Kidding of course.

Oh my god, a sex toy party for Syd. Is it too weird if we just line her entire room with butt plugs of varying sizes?

Awesome. Let’s hit it. I hear there are some good spots around here.

[davekonsub]

I guess that I make you look good? Doesn’t bother me that I make you look good.

I don’t think so. I can get you into her room, we do share the same cabin. Butt plugs and dildos, it could be fun. I don’t think I’d do vibrators though.

When do you want to go? I’ll be ready.

[puckin-switch-blog]

So you admit it, that you’re into the hawk?

[davekonsub]

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t.

[quinnsaneinthemembrane-blog]

He makes me want to take a bleach bath, honestly. I made the mistake of going in there to see if they carried spare hair ties and suffice it to say I’ll never go in there alone again.

I was sort of hoping your brother and sister were kidding. There’s too many of you.

[davekonsub]

You would think this place would have like a general store or something. I could probably get you some from my sister though if you desperately need hair ties or something?

Sorry? It’s not my fault that my parents decided to pop out three kids at once?

[dommerileyhudson-deactivated201]

Yeah, don’t go in there. I picked up a vibrator and the guy behind the counter looked like he came in his pants. The selection is awful. You’re probably better off ordering what you need online. But, welcome to Hardwood. My name is Riley and I suppose you could call me the first Hudson. The second Hudson is easier to find though. He’s the tall one without heels on.

[davekonsub]

I mean I don’t really use sex toys, but seeing that guy zoning in on me, I literally just turned around and left. Maybe someone else works there though, I mean, it seems like I could use the store to bribe my sister at some point. Ordering takes too long. Thanks though. I don’t think I’ve seen your brother? I can for sure call you the first hudson though.

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[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

Keep it calm folks

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

Funny. You’re still a dork. That’s good to know.

It is cool. Heard you found the sex shop already. Weird right? I mean, in the real world, I avoid calling myself what I am because I don’t want people comparing me to 50 shades of crap. 

Here, I just am me. It’s pretty awesome.

Want to go fishing tomorrow?

[davekonsub]

Can’t get rid of that side of me too easily.

Yeah. It looked like a home for Sydney. If we’re still around for our birthday I think i’ve found the jackpot.

Fishing? Sure, why not, that could be fun. Haven’t done that kinda stuff in awhile.

[sub-ofsky-blog]

How big was the dick?

[davekonsub]

I don’t know, it was some king size. Honestly looked like one you’d buy.

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

Keep it calm folks

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

Nice one. I was actually talking about the magic karofsky known as lady Syd.

Pretty chill so far. Just settling in really. People seem cool in general. 

[davekonsub]

Oh yeah she’s cool too.

Kidding she’s great

It’s a lot different than I expected? But it’s cool.

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

Keep it calm folks

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

We all know who the best one is.

You doing all right Dave? We missed you around here.

[davekonsub]

You? Yeah I know.

Yeah, It was weird at first, I mean this is not like Hockey camp but i’m adjusting? Sorry it took so long to show my face though. How’s camp?

[puckin-switch-blog]

Too many bears, too little time. I’m Puck, but you can call me Daddy if you’re into the hawk.

[davekonsub]

Not usually my thing, but i’m sure I could adjust my self to get into it.

[sub-ofsky-blog]

They have a sex shop????

[davekonsub]

I um, walked in looking for the snack shed? Like you know how camps have places you can buy stuff like that? And i was greeted by this giant dick, and a bunch of those toys you parade around in. And then they guy like hungrily looked at me so I walked out.

[mackarofsky-deactivated20151212]

Keep it calm folks

Guess who’s arrived? That’s right. Another Karofsky. 

Now where can I find the better ones?

[davekonsub]

What shit is this, you’re the better one.

Though i’m pretty awesome too.

[sub-ofsky-blog]

I’m just sayin’ instead of us being afraid of bears in the woods we should domesticate them and dress them in little tuxedos. 

[davekonsub]

You could just grab Mac and shove him in a tuxedo. We could sneak him into our cabin and do that.