Bill and Cathy

just trying to get through life

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Cathy believes blazers are best worn around children -- that way they know she is serious and ready to work.  

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While Cathy had told the staff that Bill was allowed to have one morning cookies, she never specified the size.  That ended today when she realized why Bill always turned down her lunchtime kale smoothies.  Run, Bill, run like the wind.

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Bill is hoping that if he wears velour often enough, he’ll be chosen as one of Santa’s elves this Christmas.  

We all need goals.  

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Somehow (Bill), the invitations for George’s costume party and for the movie premier got mixed up.  Be on the lookout for a young chap in a tux.

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Something suggests the Brussels sprouts, broccoli, and bean smoothie last night was not just to practice learning foods starting with “B.”  A polite, captive audience in a tight space -- well played, Cathy.    Cathy, 15; Bill, love.

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Cathy was self-isolating in the royal box at Wimbledon.  Always looking out for the commoners, that one is.

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Even though Cathy wouldn’t let him get the colored nail polish, Bill can’t help but show off his fresh mani.

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Cathy got him again.  Weapon of choice:  lemon head.  

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Bill decided it was time to show his wild side and reveal his upper arm to the world.  He disguised it as a vaccine pic, but we know the truth.  

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With all the turmoil surrounding their family, Bill and Cathy decided it was time to practice singing show tunes.

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To make Zoom meetings even more uncomfortable, Cathy likes to have photos taken of her while she does it.  An obvious downside to this approach is that it requires wearing pants.

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Bill suddenly realizes he’s been pickpocketed.  Didn’t his parents ever warn him about riding on trains?

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Bill decided this was the moment to try doing Harry Potter spells without moving his lips.  

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Cathy keeps her tiger claws out while walking next to a graffitied wall.  Spray paint can be dangerous.

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Either that guy’s hat is getting too heavy or he is really confused why Cathy gave him grass.    

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One person’s festive shamrocks (Cathy, I’m looking at you) are another person’s misplaced grass.  Different strokes.  

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On the way, Cathy made a bet with a sparrow for its nest.  All signs indicate the bird lost.

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