Personal Blog @puckshellholl - Tumblr Blog

the 2020 updated version

I love a cup of ᵉ ˢ ᶜ ᵃ ᵖ ᶦ ˢ ᵐ in the morning.

bad news is that i have spent years cultivating the ability to pass as a normal social person in public only for it to be largely undone by 2020. the good news is that everyone else is ALSO out of practice so me being a giant weird is excusable

greenhouse-nurse

Find your code name for the skeleton war.

1st: Birth month

January:Marrow

February:Femur

March:Phalanx

April:Vertebrae

May: Rib

June:Pelvis

July: Tooth

August: Fibula

September: Tibia

October: Sternum

November: Skull

December: Humerus

2nd: First letter of last name

A-E: Sucker

F-I: Nutz

J-M: Bong

N-Q: Slapper

R-U: Fucker

V-Y: Humper

Z: Douche

3rd: Birthday:

1-5: the fuckboi destroyer

6-10: master of the bone zone

11-15: player of xylobones

16-20: maker of dank memes

21-25: devourer of candy corn

26-31:crypt keeper of puns

Put your result in the tags

#Tibia #Nutz #crypt keeper of puns

twistedwings

normal-horoscopes

Ancient pre-Latin central Italian civilisations used sacred pig lard to anoint their temples and whenever I see a pagan being all I am so attuned with nature and with the ancestors I am a vegan and I do a celery cleanse a month I want to just slide in their DMs with this info so badly

PRAISE HESTIA OUR LADY OF GRILLIN, OFFER TO HER HOME AND HEARTH A LIBATION OF BACON GREASE

postarcadian

You ever try so hard to be progressive and edgy that you accidentally reinvent ancient Greco-Roman sexual norms regarding the penetrator/penetrated dichotomy, wherein sex is only empowering if you’re the penetrating partner and being penetrated is automatically shameful and degrading

postarcadian

It’s almost like jokes where the punchline is ‘receiving anal sex is shameful and degrading, especially for men’ have a long history and aren’t the woke political statement people think they are

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

spore has one of the funniest receptions of any video game imagine literally any other game having its entire fanbase go "yeah 60% +/- 20% of this game completely fucking sucks. the part i like is pretty fun though. this game rules"

kiyomimooon

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from a warm hug and a pretty crystal ✧༚ ☽ ˚✧

valtsv

i'm going to start acting like those teachers who say wikipedia isn't a legit source of information and you can't use it in your papers but with tiktok

valtsv

tiktok is not a source. anyone can make a tiktok. stop getting your information from tiktok "education" videos and internet users who watched a tiktok. if someone makes a claim on or sourced from tiktok that can't be verified elsewhere, ask for real sources.

Disney is attacking Norse pagan creators with copyright strikes for selling stuff related to Loki. If you would like to help our allies fight this please consider signing the petition

https://www.change.org/p/walt-disney-stop-disney-trademarking-the-names-of-norse-gods

#pagan #paganism #norse gods #norse paganism #heathen #Loki

taffit-art

прервём череду артов с Кэйей праздником столь же светлым и нефильтрованным как и напитки на днюхе всем известного барда (потому что на вино ему не хватит :_)

or

Happy birthday, Venti. 👉👈 here, some flovers 4 u