So, I got a few questions about sizes and slob levels. Instead of answering them individually, I decided to make these here tier lists that should hopefully answer a lot.
Size tier list (in lbs):
How much of a slob they are:
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So, I got a few questions about sizes and slob levels. Instead of answering them individually, I decided to make these here tier lists that should hopefully answer a lot.
Size tier list (in lbs):
How much of a slob they are:
Reblog if youāre into XWG (extreme weight gain)
āO-oh, umā¦..t-the velvet room? I-Iāve never heard of a place like this beforeā¦ā¦ā
Shuichi was dazzled by the lovely design of itā¦ā¦ even if hisā¦ā¦.āgenerousā size made navigating around it difficult.
"Oh my! An unexpected guest!" Though his size was hefty, he was in good company with Elizabeth, who'd been taking up almost all the couch with her width. "Welcome to the Velvet Room. I would greet you properly, but I'm afraid this couch is far too comfortable to leave. But please have a seat anywhere you fit." Luckily for the new guest, every chair within this incarnation of the velvet room was nothing short of a loveseat.
āT-thank you for your hospitalityā¦. B-but Iām afraid I m-might break your lovely furnitureā¦ā¦ n-not like I could fit into a chair like t-thatā¦ā¦ā
Shuichi noticed the girl sitting on the couch, and she did look quite pretty too. And looking behind her he saw they were in anā¦.. elevator?
āO-oh, I didnāt see we were in an e-elevator, I-i can leave if thereās any fear I-itāll break under my weight ā¦ā¦.. I-i know Iām a pretty big guy after alllā
Shuichi said with a slight chuckle
"Break the furniture? Surely, you're joking. If it can handle me, I'm certain it can handle you."
Elizabeth chuckled at the newcomer. It was always fun to see the reactions of those who ventured into this metaphorical space. "I'll spare you the explanations of what this place is. Just know you've nothing to worry about. These couches and elevators can handle your wondrous mass quite well. So do have a seat, as I'm sure your feet can only endure so much."
āO-ok thenā¦.ā
Shuichi said as he did indeed sit down on a couch, one that, mysteriously, fit snuglyā¦ā¦ and didnāt even creak as he plopped his ginormous ass onto it.
āT-thank you again for the hospitality, I r-really am interested what this area is l-likeā
ā¦ā¦
āA-and alsoā¦. O-on how the cuisine is hereā¦..ā
"See? Nothing to fear. The Velvet Room is always accommodating to our guests."
In a feat that should have been impossible for her size, Elizabeth began to stand. Though not without difficulty. Heavy breaths, couch creaks, and grunts of effort were all heard before the attendant was on her chubby feet. Her hip quaking waddles moved her toward a rather large looking surface covered with a royal blue cloth, heavy breaths escaping her as she lumbered forth until she reached it. With a dramatic pull, she revealed a rather lavish fridge that was so packed the doors had trouble keeping closed. "The cuisine...hff...hff...is whatever our guests...haaah...desire...and more."
Shuichi both loved over at the overflowing fridgeā¦ā¦ and the girl, so overweight and obese, yet so cute all the while. He was mesmerized by both, and wondered what info he could learn about them both.
So, with him (somehow) being able to lift him up to his hard mobility cart, he went over and opened the fridge, with him first gettingā¦ā¦..
A gallon of milkā¦ā¦ something the detective immediately started to chug right away.
Hopefully this wasnāt too shameful for the girl watching over himā¦ā¦
The gluttonous display didn't even make Elizabeth flinch. Seeing such a gluttonous display was common in her own life, so to see it in someone else was actually rather refreshing.
"Oh my. It isn't often I find visitors who are so candidly gluttonous. I believe you and I are going to get along quite well!" As for Elizabeth, she reached for a block of cheese and ripped off a piece with a ravenous bite. She hummed happily, tearing off chunks until nothing was left. "As wonderful as our cuisine is, I also find the outside world has quite a plethora of foods to try as well. If you can make the trip, that is."
It's always a good sight to see people roleplay more non major characters like Yuko.
//Not only are they fun, but they're developed enough to have a foundation while leaving plenty of wiggle room to work with.
Chie, how's it like constantly having the meat sweats rolling over your flab?~
"Phew...it kinda sucks at first, but only when I'm walking around. When I'm eating, I hardly even notice it! I don't even realize I'm sweating till people get all weird about it."
āO-oh, umā¦..t-the velvet room? I-Iāve never heard of a place like this beforeā¦ā¦ā
Shuichi was dazzled by the lovely design of itā¦ā¦ even if hisā¦ā¦.āgenerousā size made navigating around it difficult.
"Oh my! An unexpected guest!" Though his size was hefty, he was in good company with Elizabeth, who'd been taking up almost all the couch with her width. "Welcome to the Velvet Room. I would greet you properly, but I'm afraid this couch is far too comfortable to leave. But please have a seat anywhere you fit." Luckily for the new guest, every chair within this incarnation of the velvet room was nothing short of a loveseat.
āT-thank you for your hospitalityā¦. B-but Iām afraid I m-might break your lovely furnitureā¦ā¦ n-not like I could fit into a chair like t-thatā¦ā¦ā
Shuichi noticed the girl sitting on the couch, and she did look quite pretty too. And looking behind her he saw they were in anā¦.. elevator?
āO-oh, I didnāt see we were in an e-elevator, I-i can leave if thereās any fear I-itāll break under my weight ā¦ā¦.. I-i know Iām a pretty big guy after alllā
Shuichi said with a slight chuckle
"Break the furniture? Surely, you're joking. If it can handle me, I'm certain it can handle you."
Elizabeth chuckled at the newcomer. It was always fun to see the reactions of those who ventured into this metaphorical space. "I'll spare you the explanations of what this place is. Just know you've nothing to worry about. These couches and elevators can handle your wondrous mass quite well. So do have a seat, as I'm sure your feet can only endure so much."
āO-ok thenā¦.ā
Shuichi said as he did indeed sit down on a couch, one that, mysteriously, fit snuglyā¦ā¦ and didnāt even creak as he plopped his ginormous ass onto it.
āT-thank you again for the hospitality, I r-really am interested what this area is l-likeā
ā¦ā¦
āA-and alsoā¦. O-on how the cuisine is hereā¦..ā
"See? Nothing to fear. The Velvet Room is always accommodating to our guests."
In a feat that should have been impossible for her size, Elizabeth began to stand. Though not without difficulty. Heavy breaths, couch creaks, and grunts of effort were all heard before the attendant was on her chubby feet. Her hip quaking waddles moved her toward a rather large looking surface covered with a royal blue cloth, heavy breaths escaping her as she lumbered forth until she reached it. With a dramatic pull, she revealed a rather lavish fridge that was so packed the doors had trouble keeping closed. "The cuisine...hff...hff...is whatever our guests...haaah...desire...and more."
āO-oh, umā¦..t-the velvet room? I-Iāve never heard of a place like this beforeā¦ā¦ā
Shuichi was dazzled by the lovely design of itā¦ā¦ even if hisā¦ā¦.āgenerousā size made navigating around it difficult.
"Oh my! An unexpected guest!" Though his size was hefty, he was in good company with Elizabeth, who'd been taking up almost all the couch with her width. "Welcome to the Velvet Room. I would greet you properly, but I'm afraid this couch is far too comfortable to leave. But please have a seat anywhere you fit." Luckily for the new guest, every chair within this incarnation of the velvet room was nothing short of a loveseat.
āT-thank you for your hospitalityā¦. B-but Iām afraid I m-might break your lovely furnitureā¦ā¦ n-not like I could fit into a chair like t-thatā¦ā¦ā
Shuichi noticed the girl sitting on the couch, and she did look quite pretty too. And looking behind her he saw they were in anā¦.. elevator?
āO-oh, I didnāt see we were in an e-elevator, I-i can leave if thereās any fear I-itāll break under my weight ā¦ā¦.. I-i know Iām a pretty big guy after alllā
Shuichi said with a slight chuckle
"Break the furniture? Surely, you're joking. If it can handle me, I'm certain it can handle you."
Elizabeth chuckled at the newcomer. It was always fun to see the reactions of those who ventured into this metaphorical space. "I'll spare you the explanations of what this place is. Just know you've nothing to worry about. These couches and elevators can handle your wondrous mass quite well. So do have a seat, as I'm sure your feet can only endure so much."
āO-oh, umā¦..t-the velvet room? I-Iāve never heard of a place like this beforeā¦ā¦ā
Shuichi was dazzled by the lovely design of itā¦ā¦ even if hisā¦ā¦.āgenerousā size made navigating around it difficult.
"Oh my! An unexpected guest!" Though his size was hefty, he was in good company with Elizabeth, who'd been taking up almost all the couch with her width. "Welcome to the Velvet Room. I would greet you properly, but I'm afraid this couch is far too comfortable to leave. But please have a seat anywhere you fit." Luckily for the new guest, every chair within this incarnation of the velvet room was nothing short of a loveseat.
Huh. Surprised I remembered the login to here.
....
Heeeeeeeeey.
Iāll do those long form asks tomorrow. Kinda moody right now, so Iām taking off for the night.
Her beloved sisters keep insisting that they're not too fat to be Velvet Room attendants...
They keep squishing Pixie and Jack Frost. Lavenza has to heal them every time.
It is getting tiresome.
"Well my size is fine. I might have let myself go here or there, but on the whole I've never been more than chubby. Elizabeth, however..."
"Oh, you are all overreacting! Just because I've had to change my entrance to double doors doesn't mean I'm too large. Just...ask Master to make the room larger? Or perhaps find a Fool with a more...open mind?"
āYOUāVE FLATTENED MY COMPENDIUM, MY PIXIE, AND MY JACK FROST TWICE TODAY ALONE! I am not overreacting. You are simply delusional about the fact that you are both obese pigs, sisters. And delusions are a matter for humans. And Theo.ā
"Have I put on weight? Well, perhaps I have, but one can hardly tell thanks to my jacket. It's quite slimming. But I'm certainly no pig. My table manners are immaculate!"
"My, someone is rather fussy today. Want to hang out with your sisters? Upset that we go places to eat without you? Maybe if came out with me more often, you wouldn't be upset about such silly little things."
Her beloved sisters keep insisting that they're not too fat to be Velvet Room attendants...
They keep squishing Pixie and Jack Frost. Lavenza has to heal them every time.
It is getting tiresome.
"Well my size is fine. I might have let myself go here or there, but on the whole I've never been more than chubby. Elizabeth, however..."
"Oh, you are all overreacting! Just because I've had to change my entrance to double doors doesn't mean I'm too large. Just...ask Master to make the room larger? Or perhaps find a Fool with a more...open mind?"
How does Ms. Kawakami flirt with someone at her size? I could imagine her playing into someoneās kinks belching or farting while squishing that certain someone against a wall
"Me? Flirt?? I've never been good at that kinda stuff before. Besides, most people just...kinda approach me and I play along, I guess."
"After that, I kinda just roll with it and do whatever! The belching and fat groping can get a little embarrassing, but hey. Free food is free food!"
How did Elizabeth get so large? Was it through regular feasting or something otherworldly?
"Oh, nothing supernatural. I simply became enamored with the foods that I discovered. VERY enamored. I would have brought some to sister to share so I did not consume it all, but...she has forbidden me from using the entrance to the Velvet Room."
"I did. After you performed the...still baffling feat of being stuck in the doorway. Which is to say nothing of how messily you carry yourself..."
chubby!kink, weight gain, etc. ask box fic meme!
send me a ship/character and a number and Iāll write you a headcanon or mini-fic featuring:
oblivious weight gain.
unintentional weight gain.
being in denial about weight gain.
someone(s) gaining the freshman fifteen (or more).
stuffing/feeding/etc.
mutual weight gain.
a feeder/feedee relationship.
size differences/comparisons.
button popping/seam ripping/etc.
humiliation (kinky in character or not).
magical/magically augmented weight gain (or scientifically).
trying on old/tight clothes (kinky in character).
trying on old/tight clothes (not kinky in character).
weighing and/or measuring and/or numbers kink.
stoner AU setting.
office AU setting.
punk AU setting.
hipster AU setting.
fat camp AU setting.
bakery/coffeeshop AU setting.
high school/college AU setting.
camboy/camgirl/camenby AU setting.
some other AU setting (askerās choice).
outside perspective on/reactions to weight gain.
focusing on a body part other than bellies (askerās choice).
character(s) wearing a specific outfit/clothing item (askerās choice).
character(s) weighing in after not checking the scales for a while.
character(s) being embarrassed about weight gain/eating so much/etc.
opās note: feel free to add your own or take out prompts that donāt work for you, folks. I just tried to pick stuff that I like and know is reasonably popular.
So I take it that Elizabeth, Chie, and Futaba are the most shameless slobs on the blog? Or are there other contenders?
//I wouldn't count out Kawakami, but you're pretty spot on.
TTT: How many rolling chairs has Tae snapped since she took up work in Yongen-Jaya?
"Only 2, actually. Doesn't take too many times of me falling on my ass to know when I gotta switch some things up. So now I just use wheelchairs."