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28 y/o, german, cis, she/her, suffering from depression, catholic, fat; isfp, lawful good, aries, hufflepuff, sanguine; pacifist, intersectional feminist, fulltime fangirl; Multifandom Mess, multishipper; mostly run on queue; spoilers and triggers are...

[francescogabbanis]

hi guys it’s me here to say that i am absolutely 12406517% excited to watch this year’s eurovision boy am i so unbelievably ready

[morganalefays]

me during eurovision semi-finals: roots for the songs with the best meme potential

[babyanimalgifs]

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

A few more:

[captainkirkmccoy]

‘Star Trek 4’: S.J. Clarkson Becomes the First Female Director in Franchise’s History (EXCLUSIVE)

S.J. Clarkson has been tapped to direct “Star Trek 4,” making her the first female to helm a film in the “Star Trek” franchise. Paramount Pictures had no comment. The studio…

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

[roadlesswandered]

hope all my mutuals who celebrate Easter or Passover have a great weekend/week full of love, praise and great food💕✨

[rantspoliticsandshitposts]

The Winter Olympics. Or as I like to call them, the sliding games. Featuring:

-sliding on two sticks

-sliding on one stick

-sliding on blades

-sliding on blades but really fast

-sliding on blades but with a partner and fancy costumes

-sliding downhill

-sliding in a sled alone

-sliding in a sled with a buddy

-sliding face first in a sled

-sliding up ramps

-sliding as far as you can

-sliding with tricks

-sliding with guns

-sliding rocks

[henryscavills]

“When I die, my money’s not gonna come with me. My movies will live on for people to judge what I was as a person. I just want to stay curious.” —Heath Ledger (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[birdsquirrel]

2018 Meme Predictions

replying to articles about the last cutting edge tech with “but can i eat it? is it edible?”

rickrolling but “never gonna give you up” is dubbed over news stories about various political figures resigning

“that’s not a horse”

[australian yelling]

“she’s not available for comment”

plato’s allegory of the cave

mailing sledgehammers

describing things as “vorpal”

applying the same filter to a photo 12 times

moleman from the simpsons

[wern]

for some reason i read this as a list of favourite memes 2017 and my brain fabricated detailed memories of almost every single one of them

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[skywalkers-daughter]

A moodboard!

[astrosoeur]

the signs and their downsides

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

[bob-belcher]

the mood for 2017

[realgrumpycat]

[useless-germanyfacts]

Happy Tag der deutschen Einheit, I hope y'all didn’t forget the shops are closed today

[ezrisdax-archive]

Engage!

happy 30th!

[netverk]