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@puer-mortifer
About me:
Good morning, afternoon, or evening, depending on when you're reading this.
You have stumbled upon the blog of none other than Mortifer! Master necromancer here to assist you in your queries about the great beyond.
Looking for communication with spirits? Reanimation? Curses, hexes and jinxes galore? You've come to the right place!
But remember! Everything has a price, for every request, you must give something in return, something your soul knows is of equal value to you.
*holding onto ur heart thru ur ribcage* so what are we
first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time
is somebody going to match my freak (spending all day in the forest looking for bones)
[OOC post: Hello everyone. I am not going to abandon this blog, I plan on coming back, but I'm feeling overwhelmed lately.
Going forward, I will not be replying to posts or asks made explicitly by minors, though I still intend on keeping this blog SFW. I will be applying the same rule to the rest of my roleplay blogs.
An updated About Me will be coming soon since I still have to clarify that now there's two variations of Doofus Rick in this blog, the regular and the detoxified one.
Thanks for reading, and see you soon.]
🎶Hey!
Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer
Least less of you who still got an ear
I'll tell you a story, make your skeleton cry
Of our own judiciously lovely corpse bride🎶
The ritual is almost complete! I'm already feeling so excited! I can hardly wait...
Soon we'll be together, my love, and nothing will be able to keep us apart this time.
I'm going to a funeral! I almost can't believe I got invited, this is just too perfect! I won't have to do all the searching around to find her corpse because they already wanted me there!
Aah, it's almost like the universe wants me to succeed, and I'm not saying no to such an opportunity! I gotta go get my black suit, I prefer purple, but I look stunning in black too.
ooc: Important
HEY
So ORIGINALLY I WAS GOING TO THINK ABOUT THIS MORE BUT I LOGGED OUT OF MY RP DISCORD ACCOUNT AND IT WON'T LET ME IN AT ALL!! SO YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT I'M DONE
Managing multiple accounts is stressful as fuck (no one taught me how to make accounts on the same account TRUST ME I ASKED)
RPING with people is fun at first but I quickly got stressed out
I pressed myself a lot into this and I keep feeling like everything is my fault for how I rp
And I ultimately fell out of Rick and Morty
Will I still be using my ocs for other means? HELL YES FUCKING LOVE DICKSON WITH ALL MY HEART
I truly truly appreciate all the love and support you guys have given me and I apologize to end the rp short but perhaps one day we'll meet again
thank you for everything and especially thank you everyone in discord I truly appreciate all of you have a lovely time rping!
I will keep my accounts up but I will not answer anything (unless it is regards because Discord is no longer working for me)
My character is under a truth serum, ask them anything.
MY CHARACTER HAS TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY, NO MATTER THE QUESTION.
[OOC post]
[Quote is from "Disenchantment"]
I'm curious. What do you plan on doing with Bird Diane's feathers?
For now I've just been using the residual soul in them to fuel my necromancy.
After it's been exhausted? Who knows! I might make jewelry or decor out of them, they are pretty feathers.
Ugh, you really are broken. I liked you better when your mind was wiped.
It's ok! It's ok! I can work with this! You said your biggest fear is him finding out you're back?
Be a good assistant like you're meant to be and I won't tell him.
- @puer-mortifer
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I-I'm sorry I-I promise I'll be a better assistant.. i-it was selfish of me to do all of the things I did haha..
I truly do not mean to cause an issue and I will be cutting contact from that "friend" s-so I will d-do a better job at helping you!
I am v-very sorry again I-I wasn't in the right state of mind and I'm still not ha..ha.. ha..! A-at this point I rather just die.. b-but I know that would be a waste since you did resurrect me for a reason! Haha.. I-I promise even if I am losing all the sanity I had left I'll still try to be useful! I-it's the only reason I exist anyways
Please please don't tell him I promise they'll be no issues at all
Silly, if you died again, I would just bring you back once more! Haha- I'll infuse another corpse with your ashes if I need to, you're mine.
Do you know how difficult it was for me to find a Morty corpse? The ones at the citadel often get shucked into space! And the fresher ones are usually defective clones! Some don't even have a soul!
You're a rare find for me, I know, a bit hypocritical of me to say aaall of this stuff when I'm a Morty too! I should be understanding of the general circumstances or whatever. I don't care, I want a perfect assistant and that is what most Mortys are made to be, you will never escape me.
Hey. Did a Rick with red hair give you a gold bracelet in exchange for reviving a Morty? I just need to know.
- @mortysgambit
Hm? That is quite the specific question. Normally I wouldn't just give information of my clients away, and I have had many Ricks as clients, why do you need to know about what a red haired Rick specifically did?
He's my Rick, unfortunately. It's apart of a pair, and I own the other one. I'm kinda ticked about it being gone. They glow a bit when near eachother, the color depending on the other's wearer.
I don't need it back, I just want to know it's not trashed. At least maybe you'll appreciate it more.
Oh, well yes, I do have the other one then, in fact, I'm wearing it right now, I've grown quite fond of wearing it. It isn't trashed, I assure you, it's still in one piece.
I didn't know it could glow... You said it depends on who's wearing it? How does that work?
It's apart of this... network I set up. Detects the wearer or whatever. When one's near the other, it glows. I can change it manually, but it seems to choose on its own most of the time.
To put it in short terms, yours glows a specific shade of green when mine is near. That shade of green represents my bracelet. No clue what mine glows now, as it's currently stored right now so I wouldn't lose it.
It's compatible with more then one, thus the.. color specification.
So it's a type of technology then? Interesting.
Well, you said you don't need it back so, I hope you don't mind me keeping it, it was given to me as payment after all. I sure hope that isn't causing you distress, it did pay for a whole reanimation.
Yeah, you can keep it. I can make you another one if you need it for someone else. Just don't get rid of it, preferably, at least without telling me.
Don't worry, I think I don't need a bracelet for someone else, but I'll consider your offer in case I change my mind.
I won't be getting rid of it any time soon. Did you make it? It's very pretty!
Yeah, I made it myself a few years ago. Thanks, I put some effort into it.
Well, it shows. Don't worry, I plan on treasuring it.
Hey. Did a Rick with red hair give you a gold bracelet in exchange for reviving a Morty? I just need to know.
- @mortysgambit
Hm? That is quite the specific question. Normally I wouldn't just give information of my clients away, and I have had many Ricks as clients, why do you need to know about what a red haired Rick specifically did?
He's my Rick, unfortunately. It's apart of a pair, and I own the other one. I'm kinda ticked about it being gone. They glow a bit when near eachother, the color depending on the other's wearer.
I don't need it back, I just want to know it's not trashed. At least maybe you'll appreciate it more.
Oh, well yes, I do have the other one then, in fact, I'm wearing it right now, I've grown quite fond of wearing it. It isn't trashed, I assure you, it's still in one piece.
I didn't know it could glow... You said it depends on who's wearing it? How does that work?
It's apart of this... network I set up. Detects the wearer or whatever. When one's near the other, it glows. I can change it manually, but it seems to choose on its own most of the time.
To put it in short terms, yours glows a specific shade of green when mine is near. That shade of green represents my bracelet. No clue what mine glows now, as it's currently stored right now so I wouldn't lose it.
It's compatible with more then one, thus the.. color specification.
So it's a type of technology then? Interesting.
Well, you said you don't need it back so, I hope you don't mind me keeping it, it was given to me as payment after all. I sure hope that isn't causing you distress, it did pay for a whole reanimation.
Yeah, you can keep it. I can make you another one if you need it for someone else. Just don't get rid of it, preferably, at least without telling me.
Don't worry, I think I don't need a bracelet for someone else, but I'll consider your offer in case I change my mind.
I won't be getting rid of it any time soon. Did you make it? It's very pretty!
Hey. Did a Rick with red hair give you a gold bracelet in exchange for reviving a Morty? I just need to know.
- @mortysgambit
Hm? That is quite the specific question. Normally I wouldn't just give information of my clients away, and I have had many Ricks as clients, why do you need to know about what a red haired Rick specifically did?
He's my Rick, unfortunately. It's apart of a pair, and I own the other one. I'm kinda ticked about it being gone. They glow a bit when near eachother, the color depending on the other's wearer.
I don't need it back, I just want to know it's not trashed. At least maybe you'll appreciate it more.
Oh, well yes, I do have the other one then, in fact, I'm wearing it right now, I've grown quite fond of wearing it. It isn't trashed, I assure you, it's still in one piece.
I didn't know it could glow... You said it depends on who's wearing it? How does that work?
It's apart of this... network I set up. Detects the wearer or whatever. When one's near the other, it glows. I can change it manually, but it seems to choose on its own most of the time.
To put it in short terms, yours glows a specific shade of green when mine is near. That shade of green represents my bracelet. No clue what mine glows now, as it's currently stored right now so I wouldn't lose it.
It's compatible with more then one, thus the.. color specification.
So it's a type of technology then? Interesting.
Well, you said you don't need it back so, I hope you don't mind me keeping it, it was given to me as payment after all. I sure hope that isn't causing you distress, it did pay for a whole reanimation.
