Pumpkin Max

The adventures of Pumpkin Max!

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your pumpkin makes me so scared why do you speak to it

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Pumpkin Max and Pumpkin David wish you all a happy Halloween!

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Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been super active lately. Super busy schedule. I'll be posting again tomorrow hopefully.

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can I big hammer him with a hammer please

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Pumpkin David wanted to draw a picture with his sweet pumpkin son. Let’s see what they drew. 

*Looks at David’s picture*: Aw!

*Looks at Max’s picture*: Oh...O_O

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Pumpkin David has made an appearance! (and in case you can’t tell, yes he is not a real pumpkin, but this is the best I could do.) Hope you all like sweet Pumpkin David! You will see more of him later. 

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I just wanna hug your little pumpkin head!!

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Pumpkin Max hid in a tree to get away from me. Now he won’t come down. 

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Why are u so cute

Pumpkin Max: I am not freakin’ cute! Got that!? Don’t ever call me that again!

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I FEEL BLESSED

Pumpkin Max: Seriously, I’m just a pumpkin…

Honestly though, I’m glad the silliness that is Pumpkin Max has made you feel blessed. Pumpkin Max is secretly happy too. Pumpkin Max: No I’m not.

…He is. 

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I found Pumpkin Max like this. Is...is this cannibalism?

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Where pumkin david when you need him -spooky anon

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Pumpkin Max’s camp picture!

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Pumpkin Max wanted coffee, I said no. We compromised with tea. He still isn’t happy with the outcome. There is no pleasing the pumpkin child. 

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Pumpkin Max has been fixed up. Hopefully now he will listen to me from now on.

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This is what happens when kids don’t listen...anyone know how to heal a pumpkin child?

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Can someone help me explain to Pumpkin Max that he cannot ride a bike? He won’t listen.