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Round, hard, rumbly bellies stuffed with soooo much food + very obviously making a big bump under the person's otherwise well-fitting shirt.
So much so that they have to waddle, even if (especially if) they're also not very heavy everywhere else, so you know its solely the weight and discomfort of what's in their stomach right now thats weighing them down and making their gut bulge forward.
Aaaand they're embarrassed, limply rubbing their tummy, and helplessly burping
Aaaaaaaaaaaand POST
Ohhh. It’s 2 am and I… I don’t have…I am not able to control my bowels. It’s liquid diarrhea. I couldn’t even hold it long enough to…get fully in the bowl before my backside just exploded.
My tummy’s cramping and my intestines are sloshing. Oh no.
It’s starting to gurgle again……..
Last night was truly horrifying. I’ve never, ever felt like I had less than zero control over my bowels…even saying it now is so humiliating and upsetting. It literally felt like I was in a cartoon or something the way my tum just evacuated, I legit was not even sat down properly and I was doubling over with my stomach making the worst wet grumbling noises. It was so scary and mortifying. 🚽
Just realized I’m exactly 12 hours on from what I’ll call The Blowout. Again. I’ve seen videos (dramatized and or animated, etc.) of people getting this ill. I know that runny tummies happen in all different consistencies and frequencies and pressures and everything.
I’ve had a bad belly for several days now; been in a microcosm of stomach virus, traveling tummies, overindulged bellies due to work.
So when I felt myself beginning to cry over the lower tummy cramps, feeling like I couldn’t control my bowels in any manner… I knew I could not report to work for the next shift in a few hours.
My intestines were pulsating, my belly heaving from being clutched and doubled over, my bowels were quivering and seizing and emptying with no doing of my own.
My call to the health and hygiene team was horrid. Breathless, whimpering. “I can’t stay, I need to lie down, I’m so sorry, the women’s restroom on <floor number>. I’m sorry, I’m sick!”
I wanted to call out of work right then, too. But my stomach was quaking and aching and it was only a matter of time before someone- a cleaner or not, stumbled upon me in the hallway: clammy, pale, holding a flustered tummy that felt drum tight. Even worse, the silence meant the buzzing of the fluorescent lights were heard loud and clear. My intestinal gurgles would sound like a siren.
I was so upset last night. Tummy and otherwise. I’m trying to rest and feel better now but a stomach sickness isn’t something you magically come back from.
I’m petrified of another Blowout. I know we always say things like “I can’t hold it” but last night in the bathroom was more of “I can’t stop it”. I couldn’t hold it either but I ended up doing ok for the uncomfortable shuffle to the bathroom.
Girls farting is hot and the sooner we can accept that as a society the better
Like how can you see a pretty girl rip a nasty fart and not get immediately turned on
Hunger gas in my gut😖😮💨
My tummy was so loud and upset today😣😮💨
Tummy was bloated and tight, got a little relief 😮💨😮💨
Hot bellyache starters
+Bubbling+
“When will the bubbles in my belly stop...”
“My belly is all bubbly...”
“These bubbles are starting to hurt...”
“It feels like... Blowing bubbles in milk... But it's inside my tummy....”
“All these gas bubbles have my stomach feeling like a fizzy drink...”
“M–My belly's bubbling again...”
“I can feel the bubbles moving inside my tummy...”
“(pointing to lower, upper, middle,etc.) “It's really bubbly right here”
“(s/o name) can you please help me with all this bubbling...”
“You can hear the gas bubbling inside of my belly...”
(Rubbing stomach) “So... So Many bubbles...”
“Stop bubbling...” ( smacking belly)
“Why are you so bubbly...”
“Please stop bubbling... That hurts...”
“B–Bubbles...” (pressing hand against their belly)
Sooo constipated again, my gut is ballooning out out of most of my clothes🥲... I feel so heavy and inflated at the same time, but i got used to that pretty quickly, so i just forget that i look like this sometimes
The bubbling that sometimes occures is so intense, i can feel my swollen gut shaking from all of the stirred gas inside..
I have a fun idea though... Chugging a 1.5 ml bottle of seltzer without burping always helps me when I'm constipated 🤭
Decided to eat a pack of cookies that made me crazy bloated that one time, this can only go great ;3
The results are...In
I'm feeling like a literal blimp... Been swollen like this for at least an hour and a half, and it's not even close to stopping, I'm only growing more and more, i can feel my sides stretching, it's so unbelievably tight... It feels like several bombs went out inside me, and the sounds are pretty similar too, my guts gurgle like a clogged pipe, which is pretty accurate... Can't even get up because of intense gas cramps, i just massage my giant belly constantly . I can feel every gas bubble move inside me..
Sometimes I'm letting out some huge farts and burps, but it seems the free space inside me just fills back up instantly, it's insane how fast I'm producing gas😶
I feel like I'm at my limit, but the other part of me wishes that someone would just stuff me even more with beans and soda, and pump me full of air until my stomach is twice as huge and covered with stretch marks <3
And the most awkward part is... I need to go outside soon, and also there's no way I'm zipping these up. Hoping people just will assume I'm pregnant... Also hoping i don't burst from so much gas in public, that would be awkward too. The gas cramps are so strong i literally need to waddle again
My stomach hurts really bad, and this is what's happening inside, I'm feeling so crampy, wish could get some belly rubs.😣😣
Big, bloated sack of gas and lard farting and belching up a storm…
A compilation of farts and belches 🐷😵💫 This is really getting absurd..
Thought I'd upload a tiny comp of my toots for once! This was ALL I was doing last night, and these are only a few, out of the tons I was ripping, and in a voice call with friends, at that. <3
my dms are always open if yall ever wanna talk btw ;))
I’m so helplessly gassy and breathless right now, fuck. I’m really turning into an absolute farthog…
Dressed like the true pig I am
Full clip up on p*treon later 🥰
You need to make more lactose intolerant aftermath videos. Show us what a real piggy looks and sounds like
I get so much gas. But I do love my heavy cream
If this is you hmu immediately uwu
