Lair Of The Serial Chiller

I am le depressed gerl. Mah name es Bethany. I look for le funnies and I make le shitpost. I am also not French. Fanfic/Writing blog is @punksarcasticmisanthropicwriter

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think supernatural creatures that consider humans potential prey have that "cat chases a bear up a tree"-thing? Like how bears, being an apex predator, have no concept of something that's sufficiently prey-sized deciding to attack instead of fleeing, and cats have no awareness of the fact that they can die. So every once in a while a cat and a bear come face to face in the wild for the first time. A bear doesn't understand what this creature is that isn't trying to flee, and starts sniffing. A cat doesn't understand what this creature is and decides to slap it. Utterly baffled, the bear decides it's best to get out of here. The cat starts chasing because obviously anything that flees is prey.

Imagine having an Entity in your home that eats creatures like you, but has never caught a human before. It doesn't understand why this prey isn't trying to escape, the human is clearly unnerved by sensing A Presence but still keeps stubbornly sitting on the couch watching TV. The Entity moves a piece of furniture, making an eerie creaking noise, planning to raise terror in its prey as a way of playing with its food. But instead of even turning to look towards the source of the sound, the human just yells into the empty house:

"WHATEVER THE FUCK JUST MADE THAT NOISE HAD BETTER FUCK OFF, OR START PAYING RENT."

The Entiry freezes in place, and decides that whatever is going on, it's not worth the risk to find out. Better leave while it still can.

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[lilacwriter07]

3st 🍺👀

[ldthegreen]

You know I think it's really interesting to see what post initially made people interested in tumblr / join this hellsite (affectionate) this is mine:

Take what you will from that I suppose

[mcfuzzyfuzzface]

Pirate accordingly

[areallycreativeusername]

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[hellenhighwater]

I'm getting this thing, which is made of glass, and is SO stupid and I love it

And it's gotta go somewhere in here, obviously, but this room is getting kinda full

[hellenhighwater]

Hooo yeah baby!

Also, just because I feel like this room looks more expensive than it was, here:

[hellenhighwater]

Finally got this home and sniff beasts are d e p l o y e d

Need to clean it once they're done checking it for ghosts.

[sasquatch-spotted]

Is it hollow? Can they fit in it? Can they get stuck in it?

[hellenhighwater]

It is, but it's supposed to be set with the open end on the ground. I'm doing this (upside down with a pot in the open end) because it provides less opportunity for them to try to step on the top.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

The cards never lie.

[i-am-a-duckling]

*Bark Bark*

[rallazarthemagnificent]

Something's really fucked up about this duck

[i-am-a-duckling]

why I am a perfectly normal duck

[pips-squeak]

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

[thickness-protection-program]

[pussy-ache]

female socialization.

[radchickadee]

what the fuck is wrong with you people 😭

[pips-squeak]

[punksarcasticmisanthropist]

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word BOOB has 3 sets of boobs

[pissvortex]

sports commentators for online discourse

[pissvortex]

"Looks like aphobicmiku has got egalitarianfandommom in a corner with that "OK Boomer" meme, things are looking rough here in the 12th replies"

"I'll tell ya Jim people really weren't expecting an upset this match but - BY GOD! WHATS THIS!"

"EGALITARIANFANDOMMOM HAS SEARCHED FOR SLURS IN APHOBICMIKU'S POST HISTORY"

"THAT'S THE DISCOURSE! CALL IT!"

[marching-sparky]

[nicostiel]

#more twitter drama

[buddwyer]

Skull issue

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[kakyoinryoko]

i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real

[kakyoinryoko]

a contributing factor was that my friends started playing videos of scary organ music and balloon squeaking sounds simultaneously and audibly over mic

[kapitein-oranghien-29]

Loving the monster au where the monster sees humans as cute pets 10/10. Verry cute, not threatened in the slightest. Bonus point if they can't communicate either due to language or just speach