The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine

Sho Minazuki AU Roleplay blog Affiliated with Toshi City Aster Apt room 3

[punmessiah]

Peach, Pear

Peach: What is something you will always remember?

"Just how shitty people are, because it's something you see a lot so it's hard to forget."

Pear: What makes you jealous? When was the last time you felt jealousy?

" Nothing really." People with actual families maybe, thought he wouldn't tell anyone that.

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☁ toshi meme sunday !

Strawberry: What do you think about kids?

Mango: If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would buy?

Kiwi: Describe the last dream/nightmare you had.

Pear: What makes you jealous? When was the last time you felt jealousy?

Apple: Where do you consider home to be?

Orange: What is the one thing that gives you energy?

Cherry: Describe a time where you had to be brave.

Peach: What is something you will always remember?

Plum: What quote do you live by?

Starfruit: You are on the cover of every magazine! What’s the headline?

Raspberry: Describe one of your smaller strengths.

Pineapple: How do you decorate your home? Think about colours, decorations, furniture, etc!

Banana: What is the most embarrassing moment in your life?

Lychee: You’ve gotten into jail. What did you get in for?

Pumpkin: Free ask!

Got any other brilliant ideas for Meme Sunday? Feel free to submit to us anything here! 

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☁ Toshi City "Double or Nothing" Sunday!

Since two is always better than one, this week’s headcanon memes have two questions for each muse to answer, for twice the fun!  Sing your heart out Aretha.

Beginner: The rain has stopped, the wind has stopped, and a light we’ve never seen is shining!  How does your muse handle new beginnings or fresh starts?  Do they have a good sense of direction, or are they type to get lost in a broom closet?

Iiwake Maybe: Maybe, maybe!  Does your muse make excuses often?  What are some of the things they would make up excuses for?

Ogoe Diamond: I want you to hear my loud-mouthed diamond~  Is there anything your muse can’t keep quiet about?  What about something they wish no one would ever bring up or talk about?

Heavy Rotation: Are there things your muse just can’t stand to let go (good or bad)?  Is there anything your muse is extremely passionate about?

Skirt, Hirari: What are some of your muses dreams or ambitions?  Both the realistic goals, and goals of fantasy!

Bingo!: What’s something that catches your muse’s interest over and over again?  Are there things they wish to never see again as well? Is your muse the type or rush things, or take everything one day at a time?

My Sun: Lalalalalala  Is there anyone or anything that can brighten your muse’s day no matter what?  Are there things that constantly plague and worry your muse?

Namida Surprise: Come on, blow out all the candles on your cake in one go!  How did your muse spend their last birthday?  How about their best birthday memory/memories?

Juunen Zakura: Does your muse believe in destiny and the fates?  Have they had any “fated encounters” before?

Aitakatta:  Aitakatta aitakatta aitakatta yes!  What’s the one thing your muse missed most about their previous home/life before Toshi?  Is there something or someone they would miss if they left?  If your muse has lived in Toshi their whole life, what’s the one person/thing they would miss from here if they left?

Sugar Rush: S-U-G-A-R jump into your racing car! What is your muse’s favorite type of food?  Are they a real “get up and go” type, or more of a slower starter?

 Got any great ideas or comments for future memes?  Drop everything you love into our trusty inbox!

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Not-so-hidden situation (punmessiah)

Now, while Ken was happy to be living in an apartment with another adult - it made him glad that at the very least, the apartment owners thought of him as mature enough to be able to live alone with someone else - there was a drawback to this as well. Though he lived with this adult, he barely knew them and also they were not his legal guardian. Being underage and not having any legal guardian: he was thus required to visit the city’s orphanage, even if it hadn’t been the one in his own past he would have been stuck in if Minako and the others hadn’t roomed him temporarily.

Apparently, to be honest about his living conditions and how things were going and what-not. Visiting the place just brought back the cold reality every time: while he might be able to find the truth behind what happened and ensure the murderer who killed his mom wouldn’t make anyone else suffer, which meant a lot to him, his mother was never coming back. There were so many things he never got to do with her, so visiting here just made him sad.

If he had a legal guardian to look out for him, he wouldn’t have to go here any more, but…he couldn’t let Minako or any of the others know about this! They’d already helped him so much, that would be selfish to ask that of them too. Absolutely, he had to keep it hidden. (However, what he didn’t know was that someone had been paying attention to the constant trips to the orphanage he had to make, and this would make itself known today.)

Today’s ‘meeting’ with the orphanage thankfully didn’t take long, so Ken was out the gates in no time, quickly glancing around to make sure none of his friends had seen. Huh? It seemed not, but there was a guy with red hair by the gates he didn’t know: how long had he been there?

Feeling a bit wary, Ken didn’t look the man in the eyes right away, instead asking a sensible question considering.

"What are you doing here hanging around these gates, mister? I’m pretty sure you’re not one of the workers or something here."

< The boy seems naturally suspicious about you being here…>

[punmessiah]

It didn't take him to long since moving here to notice that the city had an orphanage. Though he has walked by it a few times just looking around the city this was the firs time he's stopped in the front to get a better look at the place. It looked like any other ordinary orphanage, but he couldn't help but feel nostalgic because of that fact. 

He had lived in an orphanage most of his life after all. Not in a good way though, seeing as the orphanage wasn't the best place to grow up in. Not that it was a bad one, but he grew up alone where. Not many of the kids really liked him. Not that he cared they were all pieces of shit plus he had Minazuki with him, so he didn't need anyone else. 

Maybe it wasn't good to be thinking about this so much because he should have noticed the kid coming out from the building. Then again why should he care, he wasn't doing anything bad after all. 

" Well no i'm not, but why should it matter to you kid? After all i'm just passing by, so it's really nothing important." 

[punmessiah]

Moon

Moon: Do you have a secret dark side no one must know about?  A double life on the side?  Tell us more!  OR, for the next 7 hours, you seem to be feeling rather distant from everyone.. A bit more distant every time they try to get closer..

" There are things kid's don't need to know.  Plus he's not a big fan of coming out too often.." Well he'd be okay with this dare, seeing as he's already distant from people, cause they suck. 

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Sun!

Sun: Do you feel needed by others? Tell us all about it. OR for the next 3 hours, your sense of self-worth has dramatically… well… exploded! In short, you’re a complete narcissist!

" Nah, but why the fuck would I care if they do or not? Most people are pieces of useless trash, so i'm better off without them dragging me down." 

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☁ toshi headcanon sunday !

Message me any of these!

Kiss You: Tell us a little about your muse’s first kiss. Who was it with? What was it like? If your muse did not receive theirs yet, tell us what they think it might be like/how they’d like it to be!

Hello Especially: Greetings are everything! Tell us about how your muse greets the last 5 characters you have RP-ed/talked to!

Life: Life is full of ups and downs, share your muse’s current lowest moment and their highest!

Melissa: What’s that one name that haunts you and sticks in your mind? Is there anyone in their life - past or present - your muse would rather just forget about?

Ready Steady Go: We don’t care if this is a headcanon meme, you’re going to meme people and you’re going to meme them hard. Send 3 of your character’s closest contacts/friends a prompt. Also, a silly nickname, just for them!

Undo: Sadly, we cannot go back in time and change things. Tell us about your muse’s biggest mistake of their life. How do/did they repent?

Again: “I will pursue this dream, ‘cause I know it’s expected that I be serene…” What’s your muse’s life-long goal, and what obstacles have they faced in pursuing it?

Hologram:  “Draw me with a picture of a higher place I know…” Is your muse much of an artist? Or do they make potatoes look like the next Picasso? Maybe you could even provide an example!

Golden Time Lover: “What’s the last thing I want to surrender?” Is your muse a sacrificial person, or do they hoard things for the long-term? What’s most precious to your muse, whether it be a person or an object?

Period: Ah yes, the perfect prompt to ask something inappropriate. Tell us about how your muse has struggled with puberty so far. 

Rain: Does your muse like the rain? Hate it? Tell us what they do on a typical rainy day.

Lie: How good of a liar is your muse? A compulsive, instinctive one? Or are they the kind of person who simply can’t convince anyone of anything untruthful?

Let It Out: How does your muse deal with negative thoughts, experiences or emotions? Do they leave them pent-up, or do they prefer to just… let it all out?

RAY OF LIGHT: Tell us about the one thing in your muse’s life that motivates them the most! Is it a dream? A person? Perhaps a motto? Anything will do!

Link: It’s time. Tell us about your muse’s internet usage and their life on the web. Are they the same? A completely different person? You can include secret internet hobbies too—

Chasing Hearts: Is your muse particularly flirtatious? How confident are they in the pursuit of love? Tell us about your muse’s more and less fortunate romantic escapades!

GOOD LUCK MY WAY: Is your muse a lucky person? Or have they woken up on the wrong side of the bed for the last five years in a row? Tell us about their fortune.

Rewrite: Free ask!

Special thanks to Charlotte who helped with this week’s meme! Next week we’ll try a swing at musical-themed magic anons. Got any other great ideas for Meme Sunday? Feel free to submit anything to our trusty inbox!

[punmessiah]

Venus! heh

Venus: They say true love is eternal; is there a person you could spend your whole life with? OR, for the next 8 hours, you’ll believe that everyone you meet is your soulmate.Everyone.

”Minazuki of course, he’s the only person that I give two shits about.” Plus Minazuki was kind of also part of him so there was no way for him to leave.

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☁ Toshi Truth or Dare Sunday!

Send my muse any of these for a steamy truth, or dare, response! 

Sun: Do you feel needed by others? Tell us all about it. OR for the next 3 hours, your sense of self-worth has dramatically… well… exploded! In short, you’re a complete narcissist!

Mercury: Feeling close?  Or perhaps, do you prefer to keep those not so close to you?  Are there exceptions?  Go into explicit detail! OR for the next 4 hours, you are feeling extremely close to everyone, even complete strangers.

Venus: They say true love is eternal; is there a person you could spend your whole life with?  OR, for the next 8 hours, you’ll believe that everyone you meet is your soulmate. Everyone.

Earth: Do you believe in life other than that in the human world? Ghosts, aliens, demons… How paranoid can you get? OR, for the next two hours, you’ll have a chilling sensation of being watched…

Moon: Do you have a secret dark side no one must know about?  A double life on the side?  Tell us more!  OR, for the next 7 hours, you seem to be feeling rather distant from everyone.. A bit more distant every time they try to get closer..

Mars: Is your blood boiling?  Are there people or things that absolutely get you riled up?  Do, go into detail!  OR, for the next 24 hours, you’re looking to pick a fight with everyone you see.

Jupiter:  Is there anyone you feel like a big brother/sister to?  How about the opposite?  Tell me more.  OR, for the next 4 hours, you seem to have grown… quite a lot! (What size you become is up to you.)

Saturn:  People are complex and full of layers; what are some of your layers?  OR for the next 6 hours, you’ve become rather… one-dimensional and uninteresting.

Uranus: Are you a butt or a boob person?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  OR, for the next 5 hours, you will be forced to wear this underwear with… butt pads. Enjoy your bigger butt. Shake it, baby.

Neptune:  Feeling blue da ba dee da ba die…?  Confess the time you felt the most upset by something.  OR for the next 2 hours, you’re feeling rather blue… Quite literally!

Pluto: Have you been feeling insecure? Tell us what’s up. OR, for the next 4 hours, you will become… incredibly tiny! (What size you become is up to you.)

Wormhole: Are you the type to cut corners or take short-cuts?  Give some examples.  OR, for the next 2 hours, you are certain you see actual wormholes all over the city; do, try and jump through these “holes” you “see”.

Black hole: Do you have any obligations you cannot escape from? Tell us about them. OR, for the next hour, you will become a proud resident of the…. Toshi jail. Have fun you little criminal. Food and drinks are provided. (Jailing is legitimate, will ruin your resumé.)

White hole: Are you feeling stuck? Do you want to move in a relationship or career or aren’t able to? Tell us your inner struggles. OR, for the next hour, you will be guarding Toshi jail… because someone is probably stuck in it. Ayeeee.

Milkyway: Home is where the heart is.  Where is your home?  Whether it be your actual home, or wherever you feel most at ease.  OR, for the next 4 hours, you think every place you walk past, is your home now.

Alien; E.T. Phone Home: Where is a place, or a group of people, that you feel most out of place at/with?  OR, for the next 24 hours, everyone in the city is suddenly strangers to you!  Even the people you’ve known prior to living in Toshi.

U.F.O.: How good is your vision?  Let us know just how sharp your perception is.  OR, for the next hour, your vision is blurring… Spots! Spots! Spots everywhere!!

Supernova:  These days, it seems impossible for anyone to be a big star, without also ending up in jail..  How far would you go for the ultimate fame and glory?  OR, for the next 3 hours, you seem to think everyone sees you as old news, washed up and out of glory.

Asteroid:  Are you the type to leave an impact?  What are you the most passionate about that you could go on forever about?  Don’t leave out any of the juicy details!  OR for the next 4 hours, you can’t seem to control your legs, bumping into everyone and colliding with things!

Got any great ideas or suggestions for future memes?  Drop any (and all) questions, comments, favorite quotes, in our trusty inbox!

[punmessiah]

He had heard a lot about the city he now found himself in. The place seemed to be covered in mystery upon mystery. Like the mayor who apparently no ones ever seen be for. It was a lot more interesting then the snore fest he had moved here from. Even if he couldn't give two shits about this 'invisible' mayor he couldn't help but find what else that happens in this place somewhat interesting. 

"Aster huh?..I suppose if they keep out of my way a Dis-Aster won't happen.." 

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by rarara05