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Ayami: Connie, do you want Bruxie’s? Connie: No thanks! JT: Why not? You should get some, it’s only $5. It’s good for the E-connie-my!

#gdi jt #JT #connie #Ayami #economy #puns

JT: What do cheetahs listen to when they work out? JT: Spotty-fy!

#cheetah #puns #JT

Lauren: My husband is leaving for Machu Picchu for a week. Ayami: without you??? Lauren: yeah. He Machu Ditched me.

#Lauren #Ayami #pun #machu picchu

JT stares at Sara’s bag of Brownie Brittle

Sara: What you want? JT: Baby I got it! Sara: What you need? JT: You know I got it! Sara: All I’m askin’... JT: Is for a brittle respect!

#brownie brittle #brittle respect #JT #Sara #GDI jt #aretha franklin #RESPECT

Sara: A trifold? Will that work? JT: Yeah you should try-folding it like that.

#trifold #sara #jt #gdi jt #puns

JT: did you know that guy in That 70′s Show is a vegetarian? Amy: wait, really? JT: Yeah, his name is Tofu Grace

#Topher Grace #Tofu Grace #JT #terrible puns #gdi jt

JT: what is Rihanna’s favorite cheese? Amy: ... Bri-Bri? JT: Oh, that’s a good one too. But her favorite cheese is mozarella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh!

#Rihanna #cheese #puns #JT #Amy

Yellowcard 2

JT: Yellowcard uses a violin, right? They should use a cello. Cellocard.

#Yellowcard #Cellocard #JT #puns #i can't

Yellowcard 1

Ayami: Whatever happened to Yellowcard? JT: They had like a farewell tour like last month. Ayami: What were they doing before then??? JT: Just chillin’. They were Mellowcard.

#Yellowcard #Mellowcard #JT #puns

Ayami: Oh, Kate Spade married David Spade’s brother, that’s how she became a Spade. JT: Are they neutered, too?

#JT #Ayami #terrible puns #Spade #spayed #neutered

*playing Pokemon Go* Amy: I caught the Blissey! It took me so many pokeballs. JT: Yeah I was throwing so many pokeballs I thought my fingers would get Blissey-ters. Everyone: *groans* JT: Yeah that was rough. JT: Didn’t stand a Chancey.

#Pokemon #Pokemon Go #JT #Chancey #Blissey #I should rename this blog JT Puns

Ayami: My old coworkers are in Whittier. JT: That’s cool, the people there are so smart. Amy: what? JT: Well, they’re Whittier than i am.

#gdi JT #Whittier #wittier #puns #JT #Ayami #Amy

shoes

Sara: I can’t find my other shoe... JT: You told it to shoo. Sara: I gave it the boot. JT: It went sole-searching.

#shoes #puns #Sara #JT

Ayami: There's all these Inca snacks here! JT: I don't want to open it. That would be Inca-nsiderate. Ayami: This corn is huge! JT: I know, it's a-maize-ing!

me: Alex, your mom is going to Tijuana? JT: why, Tijuana go too?

#Tijuana #puns #do you wanna go

Ayami: no, this was before Rihanna. JT: Pre-ihanna?

#uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh #JT #Ayami

butter

Ayami: AAAH! I got butter in my hair!!!! JT: Oh man, it could have landed anywhere. Anywhere butter hair! JT: You had so much space... a small margarine of error. JT: I’m on a roll! A butter roll.

#butter #JT #Ayami

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