im so fucked up

wild for the night fucking bein polite im goin [TECHNO NOISES

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Can’t we kick Shizuo out? If he’s that dangerous I hardly want him around—— -Wait, why am I even asking? I run this place, I can kick that monster out if I damn well want to.

Is she asleep right now?

[puppetma2ter-blog]

uh well you could kick him out and i see why youd want to but

hes a really good friend of mine so id miss him and he. i really hate to say this but it wasnt entirely his fault

hes prone to having those weird anger episodes like me except his are a bit more dangerous and infrequent than mine

and trust me hes being punished enough with all the guilt he feels

she was the last time i saw her but i dont think she'd mind if you woke her up

[lordenglishsama-blog]

I. Oh. 

That’s…..unfortunate.

Is, er, Kanra fine, though? 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

yeah i feel bad for the girl

she'll be ok eventually she had a lotta bruising on her neck and he broke her wrist too but doc healed all that up

shes still pretty sore and she gets these terrible panic attacks every once in a while 

shes not ready to see shizuo yet cause she trembles like hell whenever hes around her

you wanna go see her or somethin

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Leave her out of this. And what happened?

[puppetma2ter-blog]

fine fine ill stop shit talking her whatever

apparently shizuo nearly choked kanra to death whenever she was gonna go see this other chick

left some pretty nasty bruises on her too so now doc bless her fuckin heart is making kanra stay with us

which includes the blonde chick and i dont even know what kinda weird lezzie shit they get up to

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Sigh. I just wanted some conversation. Is that too much to ask?

[puppetma2ter-blog]

not gettin enough of that from reaver? i was under the impression she did enough talking for three people

if you want somethin to talk about you should hear the fuckin drama doc made me deal with 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

aw cmon thats the worst thing a father can say 

it hurts man why

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Don’t you have more important matters to attend to? According to Kaworu you haven’t left Doc’s side until recently. 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

yeah well

theres these chicks staying in my room so its not like i can be alone with her or anything

i think theyre all asleep right now so im bored and youre here

[puppetma2ter-blog]

yeah but she wont know

[lordenglishsama-blog]

I’m disappointed in you. 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

aw cmon thats the worst thing a father can say 

it hurts man why

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Sigh.

I’m trying not to make Scratch hate me due to everything I do. Sleeping with you won’t help that cause. 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

yeah but she wont know

[puppetma2ter-blog]

what is making you so unsure oh great one

[lordenglishsama-blog]

I thought you hated me.

[puppetma2ter-blog]

nah i dont hate you

you generally have been leaving me and doc alone lately so youre cool as far as im concerned

[puppetma2ter-blog]

can we make out at least cmon im dyin here

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Hmmmm. I’m not sure.

[puppetma2ter-blog]

what is making you so unsure oh great one

[puppetma2ter-blog]

what am i trying to do then daddy

[lordenglishsama-blog]

You’re trying to seduce me. I’m not having sex with you while your fiance, who is also my daughter, is pregnant. I’m not that heartless. 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

can we make out at least cmon im dyin here

[lordenglishsama-blog]

[He rolls his eyes and sighs, moving his legs around and making it generally harder for Bro to keep. grinding on him.]

I know what you’re trying to do, Strider. It won’t work. 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

what am i trying to do then daddy

[lordenglishsama-blog]

[He continues to look incredibly bored & uninterested. It’s for his wife.]

I could’ve just turned the heat down, you know.

[puppetma2ter-blog]

nah i like this better

[he just keeps fucking. moving back and forth on le's lap. it looks like grinding. hm. suspicious.]

man i cannot seem to find a comfortable position here

[puppetma2ter-blog]

thanks daddy youre the best

[bro just gets a shit eating grin on his face and straddles him]

hi

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Don’t call me that. Hello.

[puppetma2ter-blog]

is it hot in here? im hot

[just. takes his shirt off. his abs are that of a god]

thats better

[puppetma2ter-blog]

why not theres no rule against it

my legs are sore

[lordenglishsama-blog]

[Sighs again] Alright, fine. 

[puppetma2ter-blog]

thanks daddy youre the best

[bro just gets a shit eating grin on his face and straddles him]

hi

[puppetma2ter-blog]

can i sit on your lap

[lordenglishsama-blog]

No, Strider.

[puppetma2ter-blog]

why not theres no rule against it

my legs are sore

[puppetma2ter-blog]

ive never had a daddy before

except that one time in high school

[lordenglishsama-blog]

Strider?

[puppetma2ter-blog]

can i sit on your lap

[puppetma2ter-blog]

you mean youre my

daddy

[lordenglishsama-blog]

[SIGhs]

Yes, Strider. I am.

[puppetma2ter-blog]

ive never had a daddy before

except that one time in high school