Aggressively Bisexual

Hey there friends, I'm a late 20s hot mess struggling to exist. I post lots of different things and follow a few shows. Enjoy your day!

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[vonnegutism]

goodnight to crazy people only

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[blackpyrefly]

[ruffboi-mags]

BIRDIE OMFG YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[thememedaddy]

[answrs]

ao3 changing their header to omega from beta as an April Fools, then the next day instead of switching the header back they announce they're officially no longer in beta anymore is absolute peak 👌

[importantpics]

[velvetwar]

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[lytefoot]

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[cloudabserk]

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

[aslongasitsblack]

shane becomes convinced cliff and ilya are having an affair because they keep sending each other shit like ‘let me know when you’re back in boston big boy i want to slob on that monster dong’ and finally shane confronts him and ilya is like no baby this is how straight men talk to each other when they’re convinced each other are straight and shane’s like i have never said anything like that to anyone and ilyas like well except to me ;) and shane punches him in the arm and shows him his texts from hayden and they are all like ‘Hey Shane ☺️ thank you for sending Jackie mothers day flowers. We appreciate you so much man.’ and ilyas like shane. this is so fucking gay

[toutes-les-choses]

kinda feel like Ilya letting “Shane” slip out during the tuna melt sex scene was a result of Ilya letting himself moan Shane’s name during his jacking off seshs and he had gotten a little too comfortable letting it slip out whereas when Shane says Ilya’s name back it’s because it had never occurred to him he could say just Ilya’s name out loud so he tries it out and then it felt so good he spooked himself like a horse

[miamaimania]

“Embroidered Snowy Steps” ❋ The only footprints that won’t melt

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[vulture-jack]

Idk what this is I just wanted to paint really big dragons and misty forests.

I wanna know about all the lands Hiccup and Toothless explored.

[galecstatic]

babe wake up the legendary editor sosaneitsinsane just dropped another hollanov banger edit spread the gospel