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[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[otmaromanovas]

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

[anonymous-plume]

It: *goes like this* 4th & 5th: *exists consecutively* Fall: minor Lift: major King: *baffled but composing* Hallelujah 

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

She: *ties you to a kitchen chair* *breaks your throne* *cuts your hair* Hallelujah: *is cold and broken*

[puppings]

Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*

Me: 👀

My Dog: 👀

*Kill Bill Sirens*

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

how much longer until it just becomes York City

[kdramabc]

my kind of man

[deaddolin]

every single Edgar Allen Poe poem is hilarious without context

[deaddolin]

“dude sleeping in my house has a weird eye so I kill him” “crow visits me and tells me to fuck off, in my own home” “I visit my old friend and everyone dies”

[thegreenwolf]

“you’re an asshole wanna get drunk? enjoy being buried alive instead lol”

[puppings]

Ash: woah what is this Pokemon

Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex

[derpiana]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[alicenthightower]

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

[scholarlou]

[ohhhhthatburns]

get it elle

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[primordialsandstonedevice-deact]

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

[huckleberryb]

[icanthearyoudude]

need me a freak like that

[haikumaker]

[glossyjm-moved]

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