Puppy Boy Tips

Puppy rearing wisdom from Trainer Ralph. Responsible puppy boy owner since 2011. Licensed (non practicing) forklift operator. Acquitted of all charges.

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Welcome to PuppyBoyTips: Trainer Ralph’s Puppy Boy Lifestyle Blog!

I post Hot Tips and Cool Tricks to help you care for the precious furry boytoy in your life, as well as heartwarming stories of puppy boy love that are sure to get your tail waggin’

Big thank you to all our readers for being loving and responsible pet owners who, like me, have never been officially convicted in a court of law.

(No minors allowed this blog is for big pups only.)

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Tying a little bell to my puppy boy’s tdick so he can’t sneak up on me

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DMT in the puppy boy ball-pit brb

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“Fucked up puppy cum slut” rolls off the tongue like cum off the tongue of my fucked up puppy slut

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Visited my neighbor Tommy so we could tie our puppy boys together and force them to frot their horny tdicks but they’ve been untied for an hour now and refuse to stop. Tommy’s showing me his Warhammer minis

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Falling asleep with my dick inside my puppy boy and turning off his CPAP for rumble mode

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Sloppy tongue kissing missionary while I fuck the yogurt enema out of my puppy boy call it fruit on the bottom

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When you can smell your puppy boy hasn’t showered

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Consent enjoyer so my puppy boy has a little sticker he puts on his ass if he wants to be woken up with cock in the morning he tattooed it on this week

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Who are the favored condoms for? Make that shit cock flavored

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Is your puppy boy a jerker or a gooner?

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Why would I avoid trans fats they make my dick hard

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Puppy boy asking if he can act bratty like bro it doesn’t work if I give you permission. 

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Horny tboy puppies only want one thing, and my worsening TMJ won’t stop me giving it

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Very cool that your tboy puppy forcemasc training includes combat sports. Guess who didn’t waste money on sparing equipment and is eating a lovely risotto his puppy made for him right now

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Cockwarming w/ my feverish tboy puppy for 36 hours straight and haters will still say I can’t take the heat

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Made a $100 dollar bill on my tboy puppy’s chest with only hickeys and spent it 9 times don’t step to me