‘ — oh, well look this. i almost forgot i had a plushy of Van Gogh when he cut off his ear in my bag. don’t give me some sort of look, mate. i work in a gif’ shop,they had these there, and my boss gave it t’ me. a right weirdo he is. but i guess it’s the thought that counts.’
“----- was i giving you a look? shit, sorry. but uh, you sure your boss there doesn’t have a thing for you. i don’t think bosses just hand out gifs’ out to employees, sorry love.”









