"If anyone asks, I wasn't here."

"Funny thing that you found me really. Was just planning on a trip, but I’ll stick around a bit to keep you company if you like. Not too long though, I have business to attend to. Unpleasant, boring, corporate stuff, nothing you’d be interested in hearing about. Name’s Vincent by the way, but enough about me, let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about yourself." Some things are better left unsaid. With years of running from his worst sin, Vincent has taken this to heart and buried the truth of his past six feet deep in lies. He's a criminal for hire with a personal agenda, and you're either a piece on the chessboard, or in the way. With a mouth full of a lies and a gun to his head, Vincent's not above feeding you a fantasy if it means getting what he needs. But it's nothing personal, this is just business. [[OC RP Blog – FC is Darren Criss - Muse & Mun are 25+ - NSFW Accepted – Will track vinniethomas Reading the Character Details and Headcanons will probably be helpful His brother now has a blog at AntonioColosimo]]

[cristalplanetheart]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[thecollectibles]

Moon Angel by Rinotuna

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[xanaxfarts]

Cat Series a series of cats placed on flatbed scanners

[caughtshrimpin]

strike a pose and strike down your enemies

[cipheramnesia]

All I can think about Luigi Mangione at present is they don't appear to give two shits about due process, a fair trial, or guilt, or innocence. They just wanna strait up kill him, and all these corporate lackeys think openly railroading him right into a grave makes them look strong, and not scared. One guy, Mangione or not, did all of that, imagine what a thousand could do.

[thecollectibles]

Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi

[thecollectibles]

The Collectibles: Best of 2024

[unpretty]

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

[unpretty]

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

[caramelcoffeeaddict]

Darren Criss | BuzzFeed Puppy Interview | November 2024

[animentality]

[na-page]

DARREN CRISS - Concerts | 2024

[x-redlemon-x]

[trashcangimmick]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

fuck drywall i want my house to be moist as fuck #FEMALE

[r2--d2]

Untitled by (Jordan Tiberio) | Website

[homunculus-argument]

It fucks with me that dog intelligence is tested with obedience tests, so there's a significant bias towards compliant dog breeds. Dogs that are intelligent enough to understand what is being asked of them, but are too headstrong and/or independent to go through with it, get lumped up with the dogs that might want to do what people ask them to do, but are too stupid to understand the assignment.

And it fucks with me that chihuahuas are actually quite intelligent. They're not stressed and angry because they're too stupid to understand what's going on. They understand exactly what's going on, and that's why they're so angry and stressed.