Puppy

20+ ♡ I'll be both a lovesick fool and pervert here ♡ MDNI ^^ ☆◇○Half gushing about creators, half daily life posts○◇☆

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Puppy's Introduction <3

Hello! I'm not very comfortable with sharing my name, so I'll just refer to myself on this account as Puppy! ^^

pink puppy yaps: long form posts. ( ´∀｀ )b

pink puppy barks: short form posts. (*´-`)

Puppy is not interested in any relationship dynamics outside of online mutuals at the moment TvT

I'm most likely a heterosexual since I tend to gravitate towards fictional men instead of women- (Maybe because they're more fun to write-)

I'm a cisgender, very low libido asian girl. A 50/50 mix of Vietnamese and Chinese! (I'm gentrified, though. Apologies. I'm rather lacking in knowledge of my own heritages...) (ー_ー;)

Yes, I'm in college. Expect a lot of tears over coursework because I am a procrastinator and girl failure at heart. TT

This is half a kink blog and half a yap blog about anything I want to talk about. Hence, the common tag of "pink puppy yaps." Puppy likes to yap a lot. Especially since I'm pretty quiet in real life. (I know, right? An introverted puppy! What a rare sight! Dumbledore says calmly.)

Since this is somewhat of a kink blog, it's very obvious that minors should not interact on here no matter the topic. Very likely, I will be fantasizing about either what I want someone to do to me or what I want to do to them. Like sucking them off while watching a movie together, getting their fingers in my mouth, dry humping their shoe while they're doing work since I tend to have nothing to do most of the time (don't remind me of my assignments-), and- You get the point now, right? ( ￣▽￣)

Minors = Bad. Bad. Shoo. Go away. >:(

Kinks:

♡ BDSM (heavy on the M when recieving-)

♡ degradation / praise

♡ hands. Literally anything to do with hands. (Specifically fingers-)

♡ puppy play

♡ dumbification (set your mind freeeeeeeeeeeeee)

♡ breath play

♡ somnophilia

♡ apparent misogyny is a kink? That too, then.

♡ DDLG (the audio porns hit different, okay-)

♡ impact play (that's just masochism but another word-)

♡ humiliation

♡ objectification

♡ CNC

♡ age gap

♡ fully clothed but the female is wearing nothing

♡ dry humping

♡ free use

♡ edging (laziness factors that in-)

♡ hypnosis

♡ stalking (always having to look over your shoulders because you feel like someone's there? I am so totally normal about that-)

♡ kidnapping/captive

♡ (tba)

Puppy is a sub through and through with this list- o(T□T)o

Hard limits:

○ scat

○ vomit

○ feet (it's not bad. Just... not very arousing in my opinion.)

○ food withholding (food insecurity hits me hard-)

○ (tba)

Alright, that's all for now! Puppy signing off... Now! Bye! (ゝω・´★)

P.S. I love my parents. They're not perfect, -both in the past and present day- but I acknowledge that they did their best and love me back just as much. ^^

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ways sex can be improved:

- clothes on

- no penetration

- dry humping

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YOUGETITYOUGETITYOUGETIT-

I am so normal about this. Sex with clothes fully on is like a cheat code for those in the ace spectrum- Lemme just rub myself on you randomly plsssss!! o(T□T)o

Clothes? On.

Friction? Rough.

Panting? Of course.

Cumming in underwear? Y.E.S.

Rubbing >>>>> Penetration!! ( ´∀｀ )b

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When I shave and act surprised that I have a camel toe when I put on underwear. Σ( ﾟДﾟ)

(This may be my first overly personal post-)

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I may not say when I'm comfortable with you. But just know that if I lay down on your lap, you have been fully accepted. (*＞∇＜)ﾉ♡

Puppy will stay even if her neck starts aching if she trusts you. TvT

Five love languages? Nah. There's six. Mine is lying down on the people I love like the lazy pup I am. ^^

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I am but a simple pup.

I simply wish to be snatched on my way out of night class and be shoved into a trunk by someone. Is that too much to ask for? (._.)

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Just a thought, but...

Surprise dry humping. Where I just randomly get on your lap and start lazily grinding until you snap and manhandle me into a proper position. (Bonus if you slap me around for teasing you like that without taking responsibility.) (*≧з≦)☆

The only way you're getting more is taking it. Otherwise, I'll just stop and leave when my sudden impulse for friction dissipates.

Brought to you by my constant lethargy. ♡

Puppy is a pillow princess to a fault. (T▽T)

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Thinking of how my hand always drifts to the place between my thighs whenever I'm under a blanket.

Now thinking of someone doing the same for me just as casually. Bonus points if their fingers dip under my waistband to find out that I'm soaked from reading perverted posts all the time. (／。＼)

Puppy suddenly feels the perverted urge to be fingered while the person is watching TV and not paying attention to her needy whines- ●|￣|＿

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*Sobs in having a size kink but being taller than the average person.*

Height isn't everything but please- I just wanna have to look up at a person without straining my knees or back from crouching okay?? (T^T)

Puppy is too weak and frail to keep kneeling for too long. Her knees will sound like popcorn when she gets up from her knees- (；＞＜)

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I now understand what people mean when they say it was "love at first sight."

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H-hey guys... If you're a minor, don't interact please- (Can't believe I even have to say that when my pinned post quite literally says that minors are not allowed on my blog. Why are you even on Tumblr in the first place-)

But let me say this in very simple terms:

Me = adult.

You = an actual child.

Me >> exposing you to inappropriate stuff >> jail.

Me ≠ jail.

Great. Thanks. (I WILL be blocking people that have no age.)

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I be commenting on random posts when I'm in a socializing mood, then act surprised when the account replies back in seconds like I'm not chronically online too- (-ω-｡)

Commenting is highly recommended, by the way. We're all just people looking to socialize some way at the end of the day. ^^

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Thank you, thank you! 20 years old is definitely a milestone! (I've been alive for two decades. Can you believe that-?)

This was late for me to reply, but this was much appreciated! Thanks again! (〃^ー^〃)

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Obligatory birthday post. (God this was done so late-)

I'm 20!! I can feel my back aching and joints creaking already! ( ≧∀≦)ノ♡

Out of my teens now! Adulthood is hereeeeee! I am not excited whatsoever! ((o(^∇^)o))

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Just so you know. I can be reading the freakiest shit that is definitely not leaving any space for Jesus without batting an eye. I can shamelessly say that I'd like to be beaten black and blue until I'm sobbing. That choking and straight up rape makes something in my brain light up.

But praise? Just plain praise that is good-hearted and given so lightly like it's free?

I will be malfunctioning for an hour and lose my ability to understand words for a moment. Just a simple, "I like you" is enough for my brain to skid to a halt and stop working before I eventually force out a reply after doubting my reading or listening skills for a long moment.

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*blows the dust off this account*

Haha. Heyyyyyy. It's been a while. (；ω；)

Puppy apologizes. She got distracted with comics and social media-

Anyways! Since it's been months already, might as well give you an entire update on what's been going on! ^^

1. I am taken no more! TvT

Such a relationship was unstable from the start with my family's disapproval. There was this whole drama with me running, and I realized that nothing is worth more than my mom's health and sanity. (A hunger strike was definitely a way to get me home quick-)

Perhaps I'll pursue a relationship one day, but when I'm far away and my every move isn't known by her. But for now, I'll just stay single since my type isn't accepted. TT

2. Through late night doom scrolling, I have discovered a small community that does amateur audio porn!

I tried my hand in it, and it really was fun to do! The community is super nice too, and I've been learning, both from feedback and hands-on learning, more about sound equipment, editing, and SFX creating.

I am still rather awkward in my wording since I am a shut-in and an introvert at heart. My luck in the charisma rolls will always be horrid.

Puppy needs to record one soon tho- The requested script is just rotting on her tab-

3. I am getting close to receiving my associates degree!

I am very close to finishing community college and entering a four year university for my bachelors! Am I excited? Hell no! I am actually incredibly anxious and at risk of just passing out every time I realize I'm getting dangerously close to moving on to another phase of my life now.

After that, I have to take the LSAT, then law school with internships or I can build my experience while doing my bachelors, then it's training, and it's all so overwhelming-

Can you tell that puppy is spiraling- TT

Yep! That's all the major milestones for now! It's been quite a while but I hope you all are doing well! ^^

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First day and night with Sir physically, and it feels very, very, very, very, very new- A lot of first happened, starting with handholding- But they were still fun! We did laugh a lot during them, though. Especially while I was reciting the rules. TvT

And I suddenly got the epiphany that average is fine. Great, even. It's lucky to be with someone of average size. Or even smaller- Either is good. An inch is better than more- (My back hurts- Why is anatomy so weird- I can feel my very soul leaving my body whenever I hear that it's not even halfway in yet-)

...At least puppy got plenty of headpats during and after-

We watched an episode of Archer and Suits together, as well as Deadpool 2 to pass the time! ^^ (And maybe to get my shut-in, living under a rock, uncultured self more knowledgeable on mainstream media-) (ー_ー;)

We made some videos, watched some films, ate food, and pretty much most of what we already planned to do. The cuddles were plentiful,

I've learned that Sir does not know the superiority of pineapple on pizza and that his hands are way more larger than mine- They make for great headstrokes and handholding. ^^

There's probably a lot more, but my memory isn't all that great- That's what just stands out! :D (Most of the mentioned may have been more recent but just ignore that part-)

All in all, it's been a wonderful adventure and a learning experience to me. And I'd like to thank Sir for teaching and guiding me through all of them. UvU

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Never in my life did I think that I'd ever say "But Daddy, I love him" unironically. (Replace daddy with mommy, though-) TT

Puppy is a temporary runaway now after a debacle with her family- (;￣ー￣A

Everything is handled. I think- I hope- God I'm crying again-