not your puppy sister

[cowboybaedling]

i got forcefemmed today thumbs up emoji

[cowboybaedling]

im just a little boy no one is allowed to be mad at me

[cowboybaedling]

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[kaijuno]

For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He's missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it's time for an intervention.

I'll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we'll have a serious talk.

[virtualgirladvance]

Found my fursona

[puppylillith]

I feel like normal people understand me more now I present as a girl and that's a problem

[blightedbaedling]

if two girls are both your mommy they are sistermoms

[cowboybaedling]

if you gave a dog sentience it would think some shit like "my owner calls me a good boy, but even so she still seems sad and frustrated so often, and i realise now she has so many trials and tribulations in her life. if i am truly good, surely i should be able to help her. surely i can solve this. i can fix everything, i promise, i'll be good. im a good boy. she told me so." except actually it's still just a retarded little animal with stupid paws and cant do anything to help and it would just get sad and cry and then feel worse because now it's causing problems and that's the opposite of what it wanted it only wanted to help and be good and not be a burden and it would realise that actually it's been a burden all along but never realised it. anyway that's just a funny hypothetical i came up with. im fine by the way

[cowboybaedling]

dota 2

[sperkgirl]

babe are you okay

[cowboybaedling]

they call me the dota doubler

[cowboybaedling]

im just a six year old boy they gave me too much internet and thats why im like this. it's pretty epic

[cowboybaedling]

also i have tits so thats awesome

[batty-tiddys]

having a small dick pre-transition: unfortunate byproduct of genetics, what are you gonna do

having a small dick post-transition: tall women keep pinning me to walls and teasing me for being half their size

[cowboybaedling]

thinking abt tgirl brocon again hhhh

[cowboybaedling]

okay but like, tgirl brothers who play in separate shitty bands and lowkey hate each other's music, stealing their dad's acoustic guitar and running off to the park together. playing each other acoustic versions of their sappiest love songs (which of course they wrote about each other but would never admit it), stealing kisses between songs, calling the other a faggot before playing an even gayer love song again...

[cowboybaedling]

tgirl little bro asking "does this make us girlfriends now?" while cuddling after they got too desperately horny and ran home to fuck eachother senseless

[virtualgirladvance]

Long distance rp be like

"oh when I get to you you know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna hold your hand, I'm gonna cuddle, I'm gonna pet your head"

[cowboybaedling]

so horny i should be attacked with knives probably

[sapphicinsatin]

older sister that doesnt fight back. send post

[sapphicinsatin]

I genuinely dont underatand how original Monster got sooo popular it tastes so offputting

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

it tastes and functions like sugared battery acid

[dragonfly-and-hurricanes]

That's the appeal tho

It scratches the "I want battery acid down my throat" itch

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

me when my robotgirl gf pisses in my mouth

[sapphicinsatin]

and suddenly i like the taste of og monster. good work everyone

[fredbydawn]

shout out to the phrase 'digital penetration' for both being the technical name for fingering and also potentially a freaky way to describe fucking a computer

[cowboybaedling]

much as like, the censoring of transfem bodies online sucks ass it has lead to some great innovations in the field of subtle cock pics and i am a sucker for subtle cock

[cowboybaedling]

also backsack. my beloved