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Annabeth: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand? please???

Percy: It’s not my fault Nico scared my half to death twice in a row

Nico: so why aren’t you dead yet??

Jason, towering over Leo: Where's Leo?

Leo: I just wanna be ✨appreciated✨

Jason, accidentally shocking Percy: Oh my gods I'm so sorry did it hur-

Nico: haha Percy go brrr

Luke: I'm an atheist

Percy: You're father is a literal god

Luke: Yeah, exactly

Annabeth: It's a warzone around here, what happened?

Nico: well, Percy-

Annabeth: ah, that makes sense

Hermes: I didn't raise you to be a traitor

Luke: funny

Luke: I wasn't aware you raised me at all

Piper: I don't follow rules.

Piper: I follow dogs. On social media.

Percy: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Annabeth: I'm doing-

Leo: I'm great thanks.

Nico: I know you think I'm a little crazy for liking Will.

Hazel: You doodled your guys's wedding invitation.

Nico: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Athena: I forbid you from dating that Poseidon boy!

Annabeth: Ok boomer.

Piper: *sneezes*

Leo:

Piper: You're not even going to say 'bless you'?

Leo: I'm sitting with you, you've already been blessed.

Nico, bad at flirting: I really like your name.

Will, equally as bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

Percy: I may have made some poor life choices.

Annabeth: Such as?

Percy: Well it all started when my best friend turned into a goat and told me I was half god, then I was like 'cool, sounds legit.'

Hazel: Aww your kids drawing looks like a funny looking dog!

Annabeth: We don't have a kid yet..?

Percy, clenching his jaw: It's a giraffe.

Percy: Can we all just switch out doing protagonist duty? I'm tired.

Percy: *speaks Latin*

Percy: Wow, didn't know it did that.

Nico: Words can't explain how cool you guys are.

Percy: Awww-

Nico: But numbers can, 2/10.

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