F R E S H

[rubber-dick]

[k-eke]

ᴺᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ. ˡ'ᵐ ᵃⁿᵍʸ.

[ryuucafe]

冷蔵庫に残っているものからできていた、辛麺🍜

[tyrcunt]

wow jackie you shouldn’t have

[erarg]

[markv5]

[theory-0f-everything]

[youfunkybitchyou]

Lmao thought he was gonna kiss her on her forehead

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

I am fucking SCREECHING

[teenscoolest]

[teathattast]

It’s science

[mare-moment]

My snapchat story y’all

[mare-moment]

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

[villain-princess]

Because all of us country folk can totally relate, and we have all thought this before!

[tindershwinder]

I challenge you up

[anonymoustypewriter]

Fuck he did it tho

[agentmisfire]

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

[toastbutteregg]

give them a chance. they nailed it

[thebootydiaries]

imma keep it real wit u chief i’m scared of ppl who are obsessed with astrology and zodiac signs or whatever please don’t say scorpio or caprisun or those things to mme please I will get whiplash immediately please

[lovecatcher]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv5Qc13hVFO/

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[ommanyte]

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

[phantom-quantum]

when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

IT’S BACK

[sith-shenanigans]

revenge for all the times autocorrect said “ducking”

[omegaling]

When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom

[thegoodvybe]