kael

tutter and i are identical, it's like looking in a mirror.

[ezkel]

kael, 21, he/him, gay, autism

current brain: one piece (w a side of stranger things)

my original ezkel account was deleted, so this is a new account. all my old posts live on through other people's reblogs, I cannot get them back. if you see any of my old posts plz tag me 🙂‍↕️

if I disappear for a bit, my cat has sentenced me to the shadow realm and I have to escape.

ezkaell on tiktok (#ezkel edits on my account here)

I have a side account for reblogging everything in sight @kaelez

and another account for oversharing on the internet @ezykael

[ezkel]

been into one piece for 10 years and some tiktok new gen called me a larper for shipping zosan 🫩 theyve lost the plot out there

[ezkel]

i hate to say it but i think i have returned to the depths of my youth (full blown one piece obsession)

[ezkel]

evil byler be like "it wasn't a seven"

[ezkel]

Mike finds out about the pocky game and uses it as an excuse to make out with Will (he still claims that he's straight)

[ezkel]

sometimes you'll see a tag on a fic you had absolutely no interest in reading and have to take a moment from your day to ponder the merits of reading a 100k fic just to get context

[itseasytoremember]

would you rather be able to

understand (read, write and speak fluently) any human language (dead or alive)

teleport (guaranteed safely) anywhere on earth

Voting ended onMay 9

[superstar-rockin]

It'd be cool to know every language ever butttt I also wanna be like Shadow the Hedgehog and teleport everywhere

Everytime I teleport I'll say "Chaos control!"

[ezkel]

I'd choose to teleport, BUT imagine being a philologist and some random dude rocks up and immediately translates something you and your team have been working on for an entire year

[ezkel]

i showed someone my nerd shrine only to be called a capitalist 💔

[ezkel]

you know, it wouldve made more sense dc lore wise for mike to have called el supergirl instead of superman,

superman was a baby when kypton fell and was raised by his adopted parents, therefore he was acclimated to society while supergirl spent her childhood on kypton, leaving her incompatible with human society.

the point of mike saying shes like superman is his dynamic with her but even still, supergirls main love interest is part of the same group as her and doesnt have powers (he's just smart (Brainiac 5))

supergirl was introduced to the dc world in 1959 and featured in many of the more prominent superhero comics that would've been out by the time mike said that so its not like he wouldn't have been aware of her.

riddle me this mike, why do you want your girlfriend to be superMAN 🤔

(also in alot of canons lois lane becomes superwoman so mikes analogy doesnt even work in putting himself down)

[ezkel]

the walls of my house are way too thin and i have work at 7am 🫩

[ezkel]

i texted my friend this last night and they just responded "oh no what happened" YOURE TWENTY TWO I SHOULD NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN

[ezkel]

the walls of my house are way too thin and i have work at 7am 🫩

[ezkel]

i just clicked on a fic without checking the word count and unintentionally gave myself a 200k fic for the day, because once a fic registers into my history page, it needs to be read

[ezkel]

about 2hrs into reading this i realised ive read it before, the reason it took so long was because i read it 4years ago... anyway, i still read it

[ezkel]

sanji tried to talk to hatsune miku about tiktok edits but she wanted to talk about dry humping and got mad at him💔

[ezkel]

someone tried to scam me under my post about my ao3 account???? there is a time and a place to scam people and it is not when they're marveling at their age

[ezkel]

omg ive had an ao3 account for 8 years

rookie numbers on my history page tho

does this make me old in the eyes of the people, am i slowly losing my bones to the dust?

[ezkel]

i just clicked on a fic without checking the word count and unintentionally gave myself a 200k fic for the day, because once a fic registers into my history page, it needs to be read

[ezkel]

I'm having the worst day possible and someone just told me it was karma, WHAT DID I DO?????