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one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

coconutmlik

me in English class: it’s lit(erature)

besnurched

when someone you dont like makes a joke about you

neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva

open rp

“Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?”

bunrobot

Macklemore pointed to the door. “go away, Inuyasha” he mackled

cat-n-tonic

can you OD on vitamin D

jimkirksfatass

that’s how icarus died

catchymemes

dankmemeuniversity

nevver

gerrycanavan

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

closeupofpaintings

Carl Bloch - In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

paper-mario-wiki

lilnasxvevo

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

antearograde

califlair

astrolozoo series 🌟

♐ sagittarius hamsters

♒ aquarius seal

♎ libra cat

♊ gemini buns

more to be added!

heteromale-deactivated20141202

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???

needlekind

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

transient-dreams

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

thebootydiaries

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

cmyque

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

ami-saturna-deactivated20210622

That’s your opinion.

myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s