Served Death With A Sad Smile

Independent roleplay blog for my take on the purple guy from Five Night's at Freddy's Icon credit goes to the wonderful fluffykreme!

[purple-guy-the-killer]

You know... in some states they have public showers.

"Sadly I don't think they exist in this state. I mean, unless you want to go to the YMCA or a gym but don't you need to pay for those types of things?"

[purple-guy-the-killer]

Maybe you should go wash yourself in the rain... And keep your clothes on to wash them to.

"Well it's not that I CAN'T wash myself and my clothes, because trust me I do, I'm just...sick of having to do it in the sink. Public bathrooms are disgusting and have no privacy! Maybe...I should stop scaring off the janitors."

[purple-guy-the-killer]

Anyways it might've been a few years but I still suck at drawing so take a bad doodle of Vinny

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[morning-feathers-deactivated201]

Gets me every time

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"I wish there were employee showers here. Do you have any idea how much easier that would make my entire life?"

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"You... it's you again, I can't remember your name, but I recognize your face..." -Purple-Wine-Disaster

Vincent blinked, blank white eyes moving up from the knife in his hand to the person before him. He had to admit that he was in much of the same situation, even tilting his head as he examined the other. No, he didn’t really…look too familiar, and no names came to mind, but it was…the presence that felt the same.

“Mh…same here, I’m not too great with names, handsome, sorry.”

[purple-wine-disaster]

“Well, great…. whatever, my name’s Ivanov. Call me Arthur… You should’ve atleast heared of me, from the others. I assume you work here too?”

The short male shoved some white hairstrands behind his ear. Hearing the compliment come from the purple man made him think a little more. It seems familiar, as if he’s heared it a lot before.

[purple-guy-the-killer]

“Arthur?” Vincent blinked, eyebrows raising as a grin quickly spread into his face. “Oh! Arthur! Damn, I should’ve known by those stunning eyes.” The killer shook his head lightly.

“It’s me, Vincent? You know I don’t work here, love, I just live in the back room and pester the employees mostly nowadays. I went on a little bit of a…vacation…and jesus, it looks like more changed around here than I thought.”

[purple-wine-disaster]

There it is! He knew it was something with V! It is nice to see Vincent again, Arthur was kinda missing him. “Oh! Vincent! That’s right! Heh, I'n sorry… for forgetting your name! Looks like I’m becoming an old man faster than I thought…”

His look went to the other side, this was slightly emberassing for him, but it happens. “Yepp…. the pizzeria has some new life in it… and some deaths too, it happens… I can tell you more in my office!”

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"I never knew your name was Ivanov." Vincent pointed out, grinning as he stood up off the ground and slipped his knife back into his back pocket, taking a few cool strides over to the shorter. "It's alright love, I know things happen. Hell, even I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on...even as loosely as it may be!" He laughed.

"Oh does it now? I'm sad that I wasn't here for or the cause of the deaths." He gave a dramatic sigh. "Oh, but what can I do, I'll have to get back to work here, too. When did you get an office, by the way? Does it have a desk?" The killer asked, eyebrows raising. Oh he could imagine a few fun scenarios already! But! Reunions came first.

[purple-guy-the-killer]

Does the mun have a mun blog? I miss the mun ;o;

//ah, I do actually! My activity on it is a little sparse because I'm sooo caught up in real life and in my other Roleplay blog's right now, but the URL is @miss-bribri Oh, and be sure to read the warnings and everything on the side of the blog, just in case! B/c I don't really tag anything over there

[purple-guy-the-killer]

How have you been?

//I've been doing well lately! Super stressed and super busy, but that's nothing new -^^-

[purple-guy-the-killer]

//I'm def keeping this blog but like. I'm also probably gonna make Vincent a new blog and make him more of a fandomless (or outlast or resident evil) oc type of thing

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"You... it's you again, I can't remember your name, but I recognize your face..." -Purple-Wine-Disaster

Vincent blinked, blank white eyes moving up from the knife in his hand to the person before him. He had to admit that he was in much of the same situation, even tilting his head as he examined the other. No, he didn’t really…look too familiar, and no names came to mind, but it was…the presence that felt the same.

“Mh…same here, I’m not too great with names, handsome, sorry.”

[purple-wine-disaster]

“Well, great…. whatever, my name’s Ivanov. Call me Arthur… You should’ve atleast heared of me, from the others. I assume you work here too?”

The short male shoved some white hairstrands behind his ear. Hearing the compliment come from the purple man made him think a little more. It seems familiar, as if he’s heared it a lot before.

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"Arthur?" Vincent blinked, eyebrows raising as a grin quickly spread into his face. "Oh! Arthur! Damn, I should've known by those stunning eyes." The killer shook his head lightly.

"It's me, Vincent? You know I don't work here, love, I just live in the back room and pester the employees mostly nowadays. I went on a little bit of a...vacation...and jesus, it looks like more changed around here than I thought."

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"You... it's you again, I can't remember your name, but I recognize your face..." -Purple-Wine-Disaster

Vincent blinked, blank white eyes moving up from the knife in his hand to the person before him. He had to admit that he was in much of the same situation, even tilting his head as he examined the other. No, he didn't really...look too familiar, and no names came to mind, but it was...the presence that felt the same."Mh...same here, I'm not too great with names, handsome, sorry."

[purple-guy-the-killer]

Oh, hey, your back! YAY! Now, if only it wasn't five thirty in the morning...

//ugh, right?? It's too early for me to put up with Vinny's bs

[purple-guy-the-killer]

@uh-hellohello said: Mort: -distant wave- I n-never leave. E v e r.

Vincent pulled himself off of the ground, before brushing himself off and sitting back down. “Well that’s not creepy at all. What do you even do anymore?”

[uh-hellohello]

“Oh- y-yknow.” He shrugs. “S-same old- same as ever…. Uh, W-with fazbears and all that.” He shrugs awkwardly, scritching the back of his head.

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"Boooring. Nothing fun ever happens around here anymore!" The killer sighed, crossing one leg over the other as he swiveled the chair to look at Mort. "That is...unless you want to help me fix that and break up the monotony?"

[avvviso]

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[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[purple-guy-the-killer]

@uh-hellohello said: Mort: -distant wave- I n-never leave. E v e r. Vincent pulled himself off of the ground, before brushing himself off and sitting back down. "Well that's not creepy at all. What do you even do anymore?"

[purple-guy-the-killer]

Falls backwards out of chair. "How the FUCK is Mort still around?!"

[purple-guy-the-killer]

"Well, at the very least it's good to know you've all been surviving without me." Vincent grinned, folding his arms behind his head and leaning back before kicking his feet up on the security guard's desk.