For the past two days I was mostly alone at the farm. While this isn’t anything very peculiar in itself, I had a few relevant encounters with different creatures.
Tuesday, 8:30 am: I am in the greenhouse, I look outside towards the groundhog trap. Mr. Groundhog walks by right back into his hole, only glancing at the trap. He looks at me with a smirk.
I discover new areas that have been hit by Mr. Groundhog lately. Eggplant, cucumbers, hot peppers - I mean, really, hot peppers? that’s the kind of stuff animals are really not supposed to like. Anyway.
I also notice a few sunflowers have been eaten, this must have been something bigger - deer.
Oh, it’s devastating. I know it’s not on me but the deer came again and ate 1. the rest of the sunflowers and 2. a considerable amount of squash
My heart breaks a little bit - I wonder what’s the deal with this attachment. A lot about how this farm is run means yield is not as crucial and logically, this should be sort of ok. But oh my. My babies have been eaten.
I think that’s all (and enough) for today. But then I look at the trap…
WE CAUGHT SOMETHING THE TRAP HAS A CREATURE IN IT OH YES THANK YOU WORLD FINALLY I MEAN wait why is it black and white? OH NO WAIT IT’S A SKUNK WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO I CAN’T GO NEAR IT HOW DO WE GET IT OUT OF THERE I’M ALL BY MYSELF
I hope the capitals translate well how an agitated adventurous feeling morning it was. So what did I do?
First, I went to David Norman. He was busy but said he’d come by. So I fidget around the farm nervously the whole morning because pretty much everything I had planned to do was near the skunk and I was freaked out. The little thing (it was a young one) kept digging around the trap and shuffling about trying to find an exit.
David and I both go through a series of online suggestions making faces and saying “not that” to some of the tips. We end up covering the trap with a blanket and carrying it away. David did most of it, really but I stayed there the whole time. I was pretty certain that if somebody did get sprayed, it wouldn’t be fair that he would be the only one. So we got it in the car and toyed with some ideas of where to take it. The best suggestion David had was to take it to Cleveland and drop it at the Republican convention. We figured that might be a bit too long of a drive for us just today though. When Nate asked where we were taking it, David said “where do you live?”. We ended up finding an old tv dumped by the roadside and released it there. Nobody got sprayed. We figured any skunk would be happy with a tv and we decided next time we set the trap to put up a sign saying “NO SKUNKS”.
The whole thing was quite heavy from all the dirt the skunk had dug out into the trap - David didn’t really want to be caught on camera but here he is!
You can see the little blackandwhite fluffiness running away into the woods, by the tv in this one
As for the deer issue: Dane helped me and we sort of fixed the fence later (hooray for 6 ft. tall helpers) and I sent a strange, strange e-mail request to some male friends for them to urinate near the farm as I hear pheromones in male urine will respell deer. The things this farm has me doing.
That’s all for today’s adventures! Here’s a picture of yesterday’s rising full moon - it’s been gorgeous out here!