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Tallest being weirded it out are my fave tallests

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Stands by him and eats pancakes.

     There he goes– leaning over and stealing an entire     hotcake and sucking it into the abyss of his gullet.

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She watched him eat them with a frown. Even Hal knew better than to expect him to give her any, still, watching the fruits of her tireless labor so easily destroyed by the Tallest was upsetting, to say the least.

“That’s Hal.” He hadn’t even pronounced it right, “Like a hallway, I told you that.” It wasn’t like Hal (short for Halinor) was such an uncommon name, not on Vort, anyway. “Well, I’m glad they were good.” It’s not like her tone sounds bitter or anything.

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     He’s aware of her dissatisfaction, and he’s most certainly      aware of how hungry she must be, especially after the       trials and tribulations the Irken Monarch has just put her      through for a good hour or so. Her misery was his most      adored amusement, and he did little to hide such a      malicious notion.

     “Hal-Schmol-- they were good, but, but, BUT-- they coulda      been better. Hey! You know what goes good with Donuts?      Guess, c’mon-- Guess Sal!”

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     new??? followers???? while on my hiatus???? ohm      hello friends I’m a rotten peanut and I’m gonna try to      put some stuff on this blog tomorrow! I’ve been trying      to catch up w/ commissions these past week bc I’m       behind on them but pls!!!! bother me I would love it if       you did

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“Hey! These are the kinds of doughnuts you wanted, right?”

Hal really hoped so, he’d already made her go back and get different ones four times.

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     Ya know-- watching the little cretin’s legs wobble from      OBVIOUS fatigue was probably the funniest thing to       watch, and he would have made her go back for another      lap around the ship, but the sound of his squeedlyspooch      curling and growling all but quelled the malicious intent      within the monarch. For now.

     “Wow! About time Mal.” Easily he mistakes her name, on      top of rudely snatching the doughnuts and cramming them      down his gullet in a swift, single action. 

     “You didn’t want one right?”

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            @menrites​           liked for a starter

     “And--HeehHEheheaugh!-- and then I was like--Just--      OHMIGOSH! Ohhhh man you, hadda have been--” The      irken stops, shrieking at the dawning realization that the      one he was speaking too, was in fact, not the guard he       was antagonizing, but rather-- a total stranger.

     “WAUGH! Hey! who-- how did YOU GET HERE!?”

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Glazed Chocolate Donuts Recipe

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

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The word took a second to sink in, ‘execute’. Being killed often felt like a far-off possibility to Hal, in spite of the danger she was often in. It’d been easy to make the galaxy her playground when she knew how to get around things nobody else did. Somehow the possibility never quite sank in, on Vort, she just kept getting punished probation, detention after detention, even her prison sentencing didn’t seem to phase her. All were survivable.

Not this time.

She was going to be killed, she was going to die, a sudden pain in her chest caused her to step back, only to be pushed forward again from the irritated Irken guard behind her. She felt her throat rising, choking her from the inside. She didn’t want to cry (no, she hadn’t for a long time), sob maybe, make some sort of sound that would signify there was a person inside of her and not just a fleeing shell. Live live live. figure out the rest later.

So she did the one thing she could do.

She talked.

“What? No- no no listen! You- you don’t wanna do that!” she fell back, legs feeling like jelly, again the guard pushed her back up. “I can help you!” 

The kiss of death. No loyalty. She wasn’t good, wasn’t bad, she was just nice. 

“I can hack and modify ships and I know where most of the rebels are hiding! I can access their networks and build stuff. Like- like did you know you’ve been getting DOS attacks from the Resisty for the past six months? I figured that out while in holding yo! Or- or did you know one of the Earth children has access to an Irken ship?! He’s been hacking the collective network, he knows about Operation Impending Doom and- and Zim’s not doing anything about it!”

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     Uncaring purple optics are trained on the now frozen form      of the Vortian, watching as she took a step back, only to be      bounced forward-- trapped, with no hopes of escape, no       final punches to pull, just purely trapped-- like a moth to hot      wax. When his co-ruler decides on executing her, excitement      fills the Tallest in Purple, clapping and practically bouncing in      place. Oh executing the life of lesser life forms was always       good fun! The more notorious the thorn in their side? The more      visceral the execution.

     Until of course she begins firing her mouth off like a gun, body       alight like a pin trigger. The threat the hangman’s noose had on      people was always a powerful one. 

     “Whoawhoawhoawhoa!” Antenna flick intensively, also in slight      agitation since her voice is naturally grating on him. Tallest       Purple is the first to float forwards, height dwarfing the other       even more so now that he was merely inches from her. 

     “Look, thats cool and all but we know how to do alllll that okay?      But! how would you know all that other stuff huh? And Zim? He..      HE DIDN’T FOLLOW YOU HERE DID HE? HUH!? THATS IT!       Can’t Risk it! OUT THE AIRLOCK--”

     Never the rational one, was he.

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    Two guards had escorted their desired subject up to the front, to the center of the room where the two monarchs floated. One in purple–The hues of royalty and indulgence. One in red–The hues of bloodshed and passion. 

    “Finally, after months of searching for you, we found you.” 

    The one in red began, just before glancing over at his companion in purple. Their victim? Her hands cuffed together, both of the hands of the irken guards on each side of where her shoulder blade would be, just as a means of reminding her of her that she couldn’t back away.

    “You’re quite… Shorter… In person.” An amused smirk creeps on the Tallest’s face, as he casts a glance over at his comrade for the approving snicker that he can only imagine the other is trying to withhold. 

    “And to think that you thought that you could escape.”

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Niri was right when she said it would only be a matter of time.

Little things like logic never deterred Hal from doing what she wanted, they seemed like nitpicky details getting in the way of vast opportunities, of fun. She could have escaped from Ul’Gar anytime. But instead she had waited for brothers that never came. Maybe had she absconded to Earth sooner this would have gone better.

No, probably not.

One little girl against the most powerful military in the galaxy. She could thwart them, but she could never beat them. Hal’s usual, playful grin was not evident on her face, this time replaced with a look of hesitation. Her stomach sank, she was in too deep now. Everyone in the room was a towering giant, especially the two in the center.

That was really them, wasn’t it? Standing on a dramatic platform before officers who would gladly kill her where she stood.

“Gonna stop you right there for a sec. If that’s okay? I actually did escape! For a really, really long time, actually. You see, you’ve got a ship expert out there fixing ships-” she chuckled, “-kind of a no-brainer”

She could charm her way out of anything, this shouldn’t be any different, she would just have to turn it up harder. Hal was a force of nature, nobody stopped her from having fun.

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     Long digits curl, the sight of the small Vortian before the       almighty monarch’s, the mere concept this vermin was      sharing the same breathing space as them? oh-- bile was      due to rise from his squeedlyspooch and decorate the cold,      stainless steel floor beneath hanging feet and ornate robes.      Orchid hues burden weight on the young alien’s frame, and      it isn’t until she finds the need to speak that the Tallest in       Purple’s disgust boils over entirely.

     “How cute! She thinks she’s like, important! Or something.      Hah! Need we remind you who’s got you all chained up      like the little ugly rodent ya are! Thats right, us!”

     His words are calloused, uncaring, and hardly subtle in       concealing his true colors, and while he’s aware of her      now apparent talents, her escape, even a child as quite      impressive as she, was not safe from the cruel, childish      wrath of the Irken.

     “I’d Loooooooove to see you try to get outta this one. I      really mean it! I could use a good laugh.”

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     Just wanted to apologize for the slow uphill battle of      lacking starters, I’m not all here today, but I will for      sure do my best to get them completed by tomorrow,      if not tonight, so thanks for being patient w/ me!

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A quick and dirty RP policy guide

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enragvdummy:

Bold all that apply to you and your blog. Italics if you’re on the fence about something. Either reblog or repost. Feel free to add anything I may have missed in the appropriate category, or recategorize something that is in the wrong place!

My blog is _______

Open to all - Semi-selective - Selective - Moderately Selective - Highly selective - Exclusive - Only going to RP with mutuals - Mostly going to RP with mutuals - Indie - Affiliated with a group - Spoiler free(?) - Spoilers tagged - Spoilers mostly tagged - Not spoiler free

I will RP with ______

Any fandom - Most fandoms - Only fandoms I know - Only people in my fandom -OCs- OCs with no fandom ties - OCs who are related to/know my character in their backstory - Only one version of any particular character   - People who have the same muse as me - People who do not have a rules page - Multimuse blogs  - People in RP groups - Indie RPers

When RPing, I like to use _______

Paragraphs - Shorter forms of text -  *Action* - Icons - Gifs - Gif icons - Formatted text - Whatever my partner is using - My own style regardless of my partner’s reply

I will ship with _______

No one - Anyone - Chemistry - Select ship - OCs - Others of my own muse  - Crossovers with characters from different fandoms - Only one version of a particular character - One person in my main verse - Multiship - One main/canon ship within my main verse

My blog WILL contain ______ in it’s content

Fluff - Angst - Gore - Violence - Smut - Blood - Torture - Shipping - Death - Dark humour - Cheating - Assault

I will follow ______ back

Everyone - Only some people - Most people - Only people in my fandom - Every RP blog - Only people I actively wish to RP with - People who do not post a lot of OOC - People whose posts I am comfortable with on my dashboard

To RP with me, you should _______

Follow back - Answer an open - Message me OOC - Message me IC - Make a starter - Answer my starter - Send in a meme - Like a starter call

Other:

I practice reblog karma with memes - I expect reblog karma with memes - I expect my rules/about to be read - I always read the rules/about before following/interacting - If you follow me, I would like nsfw tagged - I expect all smut to be beneath a read-more - I am a multiverse blog - I am multi-muse - I do not wish for my OOC posts to be reblogged (depends on the ooc) - I do not wish for my threads to be reblogged by those not involved - I expect post length to be matched - I expect icons/gifs to be used in a reply if I have used them - I don’t expect post length to be matched, but I will try to match yours - I am patient when waiting for replies and expect the same courtesy

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       @wardenjail​      liked for a starter

     “Wow! For once someone other than Zim managed      to manhandle onto our transmission frequency! I uh,      I mean you’re not exactly nice to look at, at all really--      BUT HEY! Wait, who are you and how did you get this      frequency--”

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          @redhucd​         liked for a starter

     “So I think the navigator with the crooked antenna is      stealing snacks again because we’re ALLLL out of       curly puffs. I’m leaning towards public execution. I      mean thats unforgivable! Totally!”

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     You see that heart-shaped button? Huh? HUH!?      why don’t you give it a click for a STARTER than      you big vort kisser! (yeah I said it) 

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Sketchy thingy.