tortillia chips in the pool

hi my name is theo and i like cats more than ppl

[wellmaybeimthebaguette]

intro post

hey my name's theo and I like cats more than ppl

things i like ig:

pink floyd

the cure

pigeons

books

calvin and hobbes

mitski

sewing

horror books

creepy things in general

oversharing abt my life on the internet

other things abt me in general:

he/they prns

therian

i have asthma and schizophrenia

bi, ace, transmasc

autism

anxiety

the rosier twins' overall visions . Lottie matthews-esque, sometimes (i'm also schizophrenia diagnosed soooo)

that's it (for now probs)

DNI transphobes, homophobes, MAGA, trumpies, AI supporters, z00philes, proshippers, over 18 IF ur not sfw. if u r, then I don't care

i use the block button freely

i usually don't follow back

i post abt anything and everything when i want to. one day i'll be posting abt the government, the next day it'll be abt a byler fic i read

tags and what they mean:

theo talks - my rambles

lil theo - regressed (yes I age regress {and pet regress-puppy} if u don't like it then don't interact !! simple as that . also no it's not a kink idk how many times I have to SAY IT)

theo's tunes - music i like

adventures with theo - my hobbies and other nonsense

[coconut-rat]

Get to know me game! Rules: answer only what you're comfortable sharing <3

Tagged by @macabrevampire yayyy!

Name: Coco or Rat (my actual name is Emilia but I just love nicknames sigh)

Age: Over 18

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: broadly aroace

Followers: 41! Awesome!

Fav friends/mutuals: @thepoolsystem @macabrevampire @stardustchimera @hexedvampire @wife < the ones I see in my notes often/have interacted with :>

Birthday: April 21st (!)

Fav song: currently it's Send Me An Angel by Real Life, but of all time it has to be We Will Commit Wolf Murder by of Montreal

[amisconfused]

whoa

name: A.M or just A

age: 2*8

relationship status: happy single pringle

sexuality: i don’t know anymore could be asexual still need to figure that out

followers: iirc 24 (i ❤️ my moots)

fav friends/mutuals: @t3m1 @casualshrimp @dreamypositive-mind-blower @quizlythenerd (super duper awesome, lowk scared to talk to ‘em) @wherez-my-coffee @unamzi @fortunatelysporadicfun @autismlntensifies @soulz-trash @gxlzero ,etc i don’t remember much

fav song: kagerou by buck tick, wakusei’s rebirth by atsushi sakurai, ma cherie by malice mizer, kyomu no naka de no yuugi by malice mizer

just anything made by buck tick i love buck tick 😞

[dustyalley]

ooh?

name: gxl, gina, or g!

age: over10 under50

relationship status: when can i get a bf 💔

sexuality: i like men, love skeletons(cough cough dust sans) more

followers: idk, smwhere above 400

b-day: june 22(i think)

fav moots: uh, any moot that is silly, so,,, @koshmar-iguess @luvyourself2hell @killersansreal @perihelion-of-the-night ... actually thats it cause most of my moots died for some reason 😭

Fav song: i like a lot of adele's music

[your-heartsick-angel]

name: finn or kara :)

age: immortal

relationship status: taken <3

sexuality: boykisser till i die

followers: ~80

bday: march 27th :)

fave moots: @mikeyp4rker @goreboy-m4b @xximgoinginsanexx @idgabuck @what-is-going-on-im-confused @ruler-of-nothing-important @violetshovel @iconsumebylerfanart

[iconsumebylerfanart]

Age: somewhere between 13-17

Relationship status: SINGLE AS FU-

Sexuality: Biromantic asexual

Followers: 94

Birthday: September 16th

Fav moots: @your-heartsick-angel @cleradin7 @byleriskillingme @bobbydake @getweezeredtwink @gonger-cat @haymaypm @crzytgther

[getweezeredtwink]

name: won't share my real name but i go by charlie!

age: between 13 and 17

relationship status: SINGLE. ......FUCCCKKKK

sexuality: bi but still questioning

birthday: 28th february

fav song: smt either by conan gray or weezer

followers: 58

fav moots: @stargazingthemoooon @cleradin7 @iconsumebylerfanart @byleriskillingme @wellmaybeimthebaguette

[wellmaybeimthebaguette]

name: echoooooo (or echolalia or Theo)

age: between 13 and 17

relationship status: singleeeeee (with a crush on my bsf)

sexuality: bi, ace (ish)

birthday: octover 20

fav song: probs either Wait For Me from Hadestown or Vixen by Destroy Boys

followers: 17

fav moots: @ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @getweezeredtwink @ribey3 @michaelqueerlerslipstares @sweetcreatureeternal

[california-sweetiepie]

no i am not about to cry thinking about mike wheeler who told you that

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

dude it’s august i should be over byler by now 😭

[naninenuny]

im so hungry i could eat 1000000000000 mike wheeler edist to crack baby by mitski

[thevandalangel]

why is twitter so negative all the damn time. like let me enjoy my bottom mike burger with my feminine mike fries and the omega mike shake 🫩

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

are we sure mike was the vampire here cause will looks a heck of a lot like he want to eat him

[betterforlovingyou]

Where did the mike wheeler go who pushed troy to the ground for calling will gay. huh. where is he.

[cbartonscoffee]

lore drop game!

got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol

which one explains the most?

left handed

friends often think im neurodivergent

at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs

got cancelled on twitter in 2022

facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86

[artandbeauty71]

thanks for the tag @madamekudo 🤍🤍🤍

Ummm lemme see

which one explains the most abt me?

learned how to read at 3-4

translating random pieces of classic lit in my native language for fun

introverted as hell/socially anxious

biggest fear is strong winds/thunderstorms (but only recently idk why)

physically unable to do ANYTHING except for what i strictly like

dividing my life according to hyperfixation phases

burnt out gifted child who stopped giving af

romanticising/living in the past A LOT

Voting ended onJul 3

np tags @bramalamania @leonardbirdstein @pearl-in-vinegar @shakespeare-guy-anon @straywings @iobsesswaytoomuch1 @ghostskin @thecordedbed @pinkofheart @v4mp1rism @goldenportobello @echo-loves-flowerboy @loverpatroclus @hikari-sae-ssg @badgirlphilologist @teaspecifically and everyone else🫶🏻

[bramalamania]

Ok umhhfhbfn (thanks for the tag btw!1!1!)))))))

what explains the most about me🥹

i used to be BIG into mandela catalogue

i wrote a 13 page essay on napoleon once (not long enough imo😣)

used to listen to taylor swift😭😭😭 (FORGIVE ME LORD I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB)

honors student tryhard boy🥹🫵

Catholic.

history nerd since as long as my memory goes back lol

Voting ended onJul 3

tgas @straywings @ladyliszt @shedoescalcforfunsies @pearl-in-vinegar @leonardbirdstein @shakespeare-guy-anon @iobsesswaytoomuch1 @mrwagster @png-peter-green @ilovefaintingvictorianmen @sushisushilover @dobadoorknob + open taaggagagdjf

[iobsesswaytoomuch1]

Thank you for the tags @artandbeauty71 and Bram!

?

ninja turtles

queer

I never cuss

People tell me I’m mature for my age

art (of all kinds)

Voting ended onJul 10

@mintleafkitty72 @i-am-a-living-god @afteas2003 @abstractpenny @daboyau @theartofeverything

[afteas2003]

ty for the tag this is hilarious

my key backstory plot point

AuDHD

read a chapter book a day for years

had cps called for me 4 seperate times

foraged much of my food in the woods for months

red head

still sleep with an ever expanding collection of stuffies

favourite band is Bears in Trees

Voting ended onJul 4

@eating-the-sand @dettiqueen @akiastar24 @elronthemage @ohemgeeejay

[elronthemage]

ty for the tag

Choose an option >:]

mutiple nurodivergent allegations

Was reading by 3

Had a obsessed w history era in Middle School

Did not watch SpongeBob growing up

"Gifted Kid" that somehow manages to narrowly miss burnout by a hair every time

Voting ended onJul 10

@i-do-anything-but-write

@loftwingofcrimson

@butterfly-teacup

Open tags!

[butterfly-teacup]

honestly the reading by 3 thing makes a lot of sense. you're able to communicate your thoughts fairly well and I enjoy reading your analysis posts a lot!

also thankee for the tag <3

what explains the most?

oldest of five

most likely audhd with a sprinkle of anxiety

was in a gifted and talented program + took ap classes in middle school

read wayyyy above my reading level most of my life

southern. that's it that's the option

Voting ended onJul 10

these are so basic but!! here ya go, good luck :D

@thestoryteller-thedreamer @deltenner @salbean-chaos + open tags!

[deltenner]

Ty for the tag! I can and will be lowkey copying some of the previous ideas because it’s 1:37 AM

thank you for summing that up /ref

oldest of four, girl-boy-boy-girl

adhd, self diagnosed for four years b4 official diagnosis (age 17)

learned how to read at age 4 and hasnt stopped since (300+week streak on kindle)

left handed, but can and will use right hand for some stuff because why not

gifted&talented program, ap classes, and 2e (gifted kid syndrome speedrun)

essentially no (allowed) internet access until age 15ish

warrior cats. That’s the option. I have read them ALL. All 100+. I need help

Voting ended onJul 10

I don’t know man I’m throwing spaghetti at the wall it’s now 1:45 AM

uuuuuhhhhhh open tags maybe I’ll edit later

[genderless-spiderlily]

what explains my dumbass

never been to a psychologist despite being terribly suicidal for years

middle child

bullied for six years straight over two schools

consistently peer-reviewed as autistic

dissociation problem so bad i dont remember 90% of my life due to it

psychology nerd from 13 years old

been watching mcyt since i was five (dantdm ftw)

learned to speak from watching national geographic and animal planet

Voting ended onJul 10

idk why so many of these are depressing. ive had A Life certainly

@akianatora @kypar1ssos @multishipper33 @rye-rice and open tag!!

[multishipper33]

my tragic backstory explains away the heinous crimes

previously part of incredibly toxic mcyt roleplay group as cleo

when i tested my danger response it was Absolutely freeze

is interested in virology/diseases (smallpox specifically)

unofficially diagnosed by many as gifted AND autistic but no papers

eldest!

said “no” when asked by my current bff in the 4th grade if we could be friends

Voting ended onJul 5

tagging: @its-that-gay-fox @aries0nmars @peskybirdonyx @traffichor @saunteredvaugelydownwards @the-canary-wives @strawbxrrypies + open

[its-that-gay-fox]

explain my crimes

found ao3 at ten

found wattpad at like eleven

found incredibly toxic mcyt fandoms at like nine or ten

read harry potter at the ripe age of six

found out i was gay in fourth grade

read watership down in like fifth grade

Voting ended onJul 7

can you guys tell i had wayyyy too much free reign over my media at a young age

@saunteredvaugelydownwards @aries-of-spades @i-like-eating-bones

[the-clamshell]

be gay do crime

Played pearl in an INSANELY toxic rp community that i have since left

Found out i was a system at age 15

knew i was gay at ripe old age of 7

watched watership down at age of 9 :,)

read farenheit 451 at 14

Voting ended onJul 5

@toadpolliwog @i-like-eating-bones @literarycrow + open

[wolfieworks]

Be crime do gay

Went through a SUPER HEAVY Warrior Cats phase when I was around 5-7

I have like 20 records and a record player, but have never used it

Read The Odyssey before Percy Jackson

/\ follow up: am about the read Iliad before reading the 2nd Percy Jackson book

I quite literally used to have a hole in my heart (will not elaborate)

Have RSD, Moral OCD, ADHD, and am a system. All self-diagnosed

Voting ended onJul 10

@kuipermoths @livelonglaughlong @writingamongther0ses @eatingbugsforscience @sol-arsystem @sovereignidoldemon @quixoticnsleepy @cup-of-lavender-tea @alternas-navigation-system @foxzutheone @the-canis-major + anyone I missed/open tags

[cup-of-lavender-tea]

What explains the most about me

what explains the most

I am a monster fucker (within reason)

I am not officially diagnosed with anything

I am homeschooled

I was mostly isolated from everyone til the age of eight years old

I was given unrestricted access to the internet at eight years old

Voting ended onJul 10

@timetravelingcowboy @unknown-smudge @gremlinz-yapz @heartattackinblackdye @kuipermoths + open tags

[bookworm2011]

What explains me most ig

I have undiagnosed ADHD

I’m homeschooled

I have taken a lot if injuries to my head

I forget to eat

my parents don’t know I have tumblr (or any socials for that matter)

Remaining time: 13 hours 27 minutes

@iwriteiguessandiloveit @thechaoticraventrainer @someacedude + open tags (sorry for repeatedly tagging y’all I’m trying t go thru my drafts and I have a bunch of unfinished tag games :/)

[someacedude]

No worries I love tag games :>

What explains the most about me I guess?

I was the middle child

I did theater from grades 4-12

I watched shows like NCIS & Major Crimes as young as 9

My parents got divorced while I was in high school

I made my first tumblr account when I was 13

Remaining time: 15 hours 21 minutes

Tags; @lunardelphox @yourdarklordmelkor @questionableaardvark @threepigeonsinasuitcase @itsm0onshine @cantpickafandomtbh

[cantpickafandomtbh]

ayyy fun times

What explains me the most

Undiagnosed neurodivergence

Came out at 13 to my parents, proceeded to go back into the closet

I was too socially awkward to turn down a guy and dated him for two years

Didn't go to therapy when it was offered and definitely needed

Go at 5 in art GCSEs and didn't do the A-level to sketch fun stuff instead

Remaining time: 18 hours 49 minutes

Tags: @tagrin @mrecury42 @stag-stag-stag @questionableaardvark @jjaeh @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @yukitdffrge @alenzet @idkimgayasf @writingintherayne

[writingintherayne]

feel like i'm pretty boring but lets see

what explains the most?

came out by using they/them in my bio in a playbook(scared to do it in person)

people are always very surprised when I curse

had an astronomy phase that lasted from the time I was 4 until I was 12

no social skills bc I relied on my twin in social settings for so long(+ autism)

wanted to be gay before I knew I was(that didn't clue me in for some reason)

spend most of my time in my room(to the annoyance of my family)

Voting ended onAug 9

tags ~ @questionableaardvark @lynlapidfan83 @jupiter-does-things @generally-genderfluid @yukitdffrge @phases-of-moony @raeprise @nonbinarypainter

[yukitdffrge]

gonna try this but I’m also very boring 😭

which explains me the most?

had unrestricted internet access since who knows how old

learned what being trans was and immediately went “thats me”

went to the psych ward for a week and befriended several patients and nurses

Diagnosed with 7 disorders/disabilities, suspecting over 10!!

One of my hobbies is essay writing!! ^_^

Voting ended onAug 10

@jjaeh @ineffable-swiftie23 @quiet-little-catastrophe @anothersadsadlittleman @epicsfthghosts @lost-in-this @alenzet @theaxemanz

And anyone else who wants to join!! Sorry if you guys were already tagged -.-

[alenzet7]

Also taged by @cantpickafandomtbh

Sorry I'm boring ^^;

which explains me the most

I'm really short

I have younger brother and older half brother

Last 4 years I studied chemistry

I had to stop drinking at 17

I probably have undiagnosed autism

Voting ended onAug 10

@randomfangirl32 @generally-genderfluid @jjaeh @weedletum @stag-stag-stag @marcena-fr0st @pappysgirl17 @jam-mayo @alexanderjeremy @biteygremlinanon + open tags

[weedletum]

Wait this is a cool trend (tysm for tagging me<3)

TRAUMA DUMP

experienced/still experiencing emotional abuse, neglect from family (only child)

used to be "gifted"

was bullied (by "friends") consistently till the age of around 13

never built any confidence / self esteem

I have too many weird emotional phases

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

Yes, this is a trauma dump. I don't know why y'all will make of it lol. Some ppl who've literally seen all my posts will be able to answer, maybe

@reginald-fillibus @1lovelylavender @chaoticallystupd21 @lordsabove @kill-me-kill-me-now @francis-forever-111 @murderous-beetroot @threepigeonsinasuitcase @thehighvisionary @therainatdawn @mrecury42 @schrodingersdumpsterfire @questionableaardvark @itsm0onshine @rottenflesheatmelon @mysteriouslyhumongouslight @krukrzyk @aurite-aj @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @lunardelphox @rangerofthesouth @pandora-audax @nat20charismasave @mincetheungratefulbrat @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @foreverornevermore @someacedude @very-confused-alpaca @exitpursuedbyanowlbear @curiousitykilledalsh @tepaofthevalleyofthewind @the-singin-wizrd @therevengeisnigh @jjaeh +open tags

Locked and tried to tag as many ppl as possible

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

Aw dam sry you're going through all that dude

let's seeeee.....

I have AuDHD

I'm gay-

Issues from parents that I wouldn't call abuse except maybe I would, idk

Constantly have intense fast-changing emotions

✨depression✨

press my button (gay)

Voting ended onAug 9

Open tags cus I eepy

[was-the-grink-there]

Oh boy I’m scared lol

Which explains the most about me?

I have generalized anxiety disorder, depression, C-PTSD and ADHD

I was homeschooled until freshman year of highschool

My dad psychologically groomed me

I was raised super Christian and conservative

When I was 5 I wrote a tragic retelling of Snow White where everyone died

I have a skull bracelet I never take off

I was in denial about being gay since I was 12

I have 5 younger siblings (I’m oldest)

Answers (my button. My own my precious)

Voting ended onAug 11

@ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @impisback-tellafriend @flicksuniverse @subtletwilighteternity @ieatgoobers + open tags lol

[ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife]

OOO GOODY I LOVE THESE!

What sums me up the most? :3

Knew what sex was at 6 years old

Takes pictures of my own bleeding wounds cuz I think it’s pretty (not for clout)

Diagnosed with ADHD, DID, clinical depression, anorexia, and more

Went to ED rehab for 2 months and asked to stay

had cancer at 2 months old

used to be obsessed with pregnancy until the end of 2nd grade

Has been SA’d 6 times so far (the first time being in 3rd grade)

My da is an ally, but is transphobic to me and me only 😭

Has been in 20+ sexual relationships

Has been consistently told I was hella mature for my age (now ageres)

Therian with over 15 theriotypes

My button >:3

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

Open tags cuz I’m exhausted

[wellmaybeimthebaguette]

omg ok there's a lot

what explains the most?

in the gifted program as a child, now agere

had a mental breakdown in the bathroom at 12yo and hasn't been the same since

diagnosed with Autism, anxiety, social anxiety, anorexia (survivor), and more

tried to kill myself in 8th grade

my grandma put me in a Catholic preschool

wrote oc smut before I knew what smut was

kins Mike wheeler to an unbelievable degree

had a Luna lvoegood shrine when I was 11 and would make out with it periodically

was convinced that I could fly as a kid (now i'm a diagnosed schizo)

grew up thinking I was cursed (still kinda believe it and get visions weekly)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

@p3tmeplz @shabbychicprettyboy @getweezeredtwink + open tags bci have no sleep schedule

[maxbytes]

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

[xx-kogumaneko-0x0---fr34kshow-xx]

@thesillieststryke @astroo-osamuu @apollo-of-stars @th3-s0l4rsyst3m

[ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife]

@eggchanisactuallyraylon @wh0rerf4n @0range0szkar @p3tmeplz @was-the-grink-there @pissedoffclown @bea-drafts @subtletwilighteternity and others

[wellmaybeimthebaguette]

@p3tmeplz @getweezeredtwink @ribey3 @ssentinl @sweetcreatureeternal @j3lly-jam

[xoxo-jvliette]

rb if you want your inbox filled with moots/anon asks

˚.⋆꒰১ ໒꒱⋆.˚

[evilkaito]

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

[raccoon-piss]

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

[lady-hibiscus]

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

[wh0rerf4n]

Hey so I’m not into that “older men are hot” shit btw, it’s actively promoting the idea of pedophilia (even if you’re posting as an adult) because you are PURPOSELY making yourself appear younger to make older men like you

“Older men do it better” girl if you like the smell of wrinkles I guess so

Anyways if ur into that dni

[marriedtothemorgue]

i need to make out and cuddle with someone so bad it's bordering on pathetic now

[enfanceoblige]

im a slut for people caring about me. and maybe giving me a little treat

[syseekssanity]

tryna beat the mlm ftm boy blogger stereotype but i’m a puppy boy and all i complain abt is not having a bf

[vamap]

How to speed run gaining height no glue no borax