jam

that one guy who likes sharplow rpf way too much also if u wanna dm me follow my twt @yurikenwato

[purplejamandtoast]

byi

•tag for replying to asks is always #may talkin

• i have strict t/b preferences 🚬🚬

• i don’t mind fic suggestions and maybe i’ll do some, but my favourite thing to write is rpf (¬`‸´¬)

if i don’t reply pls don’t take it personally i might just be lazy to reply to a long ask or don’t have anything additionally to add.

[cakeifiedsugar]

HELLO??? HAS ANYONE SAW THIS TIKTOK VIDEO OF CC!JUDE??????? LINK

[purplejamandtoast]

WHY THE FUCK IS SPONGS IN LIFESTEAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO THERE?!?!?!?

[purplejamandtoast]

I just realised that in the picture Flow posted you can see Judes leg hair which means he did indeed shave for the cooking stream (referencing your answer to an older ask) now I cant stop wondering why. Did he shave his legs because it was a special occasion? Does he shave often? Did he keep his legs shaved for the entire period he was staying at the Airbnb? Did he want to be shaved for/because of Sharpness 🫣? Thoughts and more thoughts 🤤 lowkey acting like a pervert Im sorry Jude

YOOO?? ok MAYBE it was the camera being blurry that time but i swear he was hairless during the entire cooking stream… actually i know like actual body builders irl who do it just for the sake of it being more comfortable on their muscles and jude has said he works out so that’s a possibility. but i’m gonna choose to believe it had something to do with the fact he was seeing sharpness. jude shaving to me is so cute like i rlly like it when guys do that i think it looks better 🥀 also the possibility of sharp putting his hand on jude’s thigh and being like. Oh. he’s so.. soft. 😳

[purplejamandtoast]

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Updates about my boyfriend....

I managed to get him to be into rpf just by asking him, I'm not kidding, and my friend too, kind of? I'm serious,I just asked

"Yall should get into rpf propaganda 👀..sharplow rpf guys"

"Sure" - my boyfriend

" Only when I join the fandom and stay for a while, then I'll get into." - My friend

Holy jackpottttt 😛😛

how the hell do u just ask people to get into rpf 💀my friends are normal and would ask whats wrong with me because i pretend im not chronically online so it would be really out of nowhere. you do you though!!

[purplejamandtoast]

yo😭my 2nd favorite player just got traded from my hockey team😭can i talk about Sharplow hockey au in your askbox. ukelow anon >_<

i think about same team sharplow a Lot💭 i thinkthat Jude and Sharp are both forwards. and they play on the same line. i think thats very cute. Jude probably gets the assist on 2/3rd of Sharps Goals and vice versa 💭and whenever they score a goal together Their celly is like fuckign on the ice bruh idk im saying bs sorry

i think jude/sharp would both be wingers.. idk.. they both dont have center aura. Tai could be a center tho. My chud Center who wins 10% of his faceoffs #Ok🧡Yay🧡Im sorry i like it when Tai is bad at everytjing i think he should jsut be squished until he explodes

You know. they probably do crazy things in That locker room. i.m not gonna Elaborate#Ok

they show up at practice at the same time and they carpool and they get food or drinks or soemthign togetehr after games and They hang out all of offseason . Trust Me . everyone can tell that they fuckifn #true

I can see jude being an #alternative captain (not a captain thoHe doesnt have enough aura for that) and off the ice with sharp hes all like. Broo listen to me im yoru Captain😄and and Sharp is like . Um . Ok . Can i fuck you

Thinking of sharplow winning the cup💭LIKE #YEP #THEYFUCKINGINTHECUP. its the first thing theydo when they get It Bruh 100% i hate their freak asses

Hello you dotn have to answer this if youdont want to im sorry i just talked about hockey featuring Sharplow in uoru askbox Im So sorry Guy who watched heated rivalry for the hockey:

yes bro ur my og anon you could talk about straight bullshit and i’d still read it <3 i’m actually tapping into soccer rpf #thosewhoknow SO I SEE THE APPEAL IN SPORTS SHIPPING

them being compatible while playing together aww… those two would like literally jump on top of each other if they scored a goal together while the rest of their team is like 😅 uhhhm yay..? i mean i guess bro. 😅

TAI BEING A WEAK CENTER POOR GUY 😭 bro whoever he’s up against is gonna say some bullshit like “let me fuck u after the game” which is why tai loses his focus and is like what the hell. he contemplates picking another career path but there’s not much of a choice for him

the locker room is contagious after they’re done with it bruh their teammates be mad as hell

i think their team would get sussed out from them doing things like drink out of the same water bottle but not waterfall it and if sharp is eating something and jude wanted to try he wouldn’t even hand it to him jude would just lean over and take a bite while it’s still in sharps hands

“sharp, you need to focus more on defense when the puck comes near us. your plays are far too aggressive to the point it puts the goalkeeper in danger” “does this mean you won’t suck my dick if i score”

i still haven’t watched heated rivalry 💔 One day!! i think those tiktoks of people getting really excited when they see it in heads up are hilarious though

[purplejamandtoast]

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Do I even need to explain what am I thinking?? 👀

bunnylow🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 sharp seeing him wearing it and pulling it and moving it around thinking it’s like a clip onto his pants he can bother jude with but jude immediately just stills up on the spot and whines

[purplejamandtoast]

sharplow dry humping…

sharp convincing jude to cuddle before forcing jude to hump his leg by moving judes hips for him

sharp getting jude all flustered and needy before leaving him to log onto strength.. ougnm they’re so cutieful

🤤🤤on my godd

sharp putting his leg between judes while they’re making out n rubbing it against his crotch 😳

i think he’d be really affectionate while cuddling. jude seems like the type to be like Ew it’s hot get away from me go sleep in ur own room while sharp is trying to suck on his neck and get him to hump his leg T/////T

[squ1dink2s]

judelow doodle before i go to summer school 💔 man i dont wanna do this shit

[purplejamandtoast]

Cg anon

Jude not even aware sharp had plans on marrying him 😭😭

Sharp overwhelming him enough he starts praying in bed 🤤

LMAOO BRO jude being like god forbid me for moaning 😭😭 fuckkk im going to hell

while sharpness is like. i’m gonna fuck him so goooddd he’s gonna come back to me ⬅️ only partially delusional

[purplejamandtoast]

Camgirl anon... cg anon...

YESS!! Jude wanting to jerk but it feeling taboo and he feels too guilty to do that...

I think sharp should manipulate jude,,, managing to get him in bed, promising and swearing just the tip, technically it wont be sex if its just the tip (it wont be just the tip)

🤤🤤🤤

“Trust me, if it’s just the tip it isn’t actually sex as it’s hardly penetrative.” and jude highkey just goes with it cause he wants it anyways. then when jude goes to say something and is like uhh what now… sharp just thrusts as much of dick as possible inside of him. jude is like no, we can’t do this it’s improper- wait!! n sharp is like bro we’re gonna get married anyways it doesn’t matter—which is also news to jude but he isn’t gonna argue considering he’s getting Fucked

[purplejamandtoast]

Oh ok so sharp actually is gay lmao. He posted the is on his discord? There’s obviously a man in his bed? Ok bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Omfg what the hell

[purplejamandtoast]

Camgirl anon...

Have you seen the clip of jude praying while playing geometry dash?? Religious jude x pervert sharp 🙏🙏

I think sharp should overstim religious jude

I HAVE I WAS WATCHING HIS STREAM ALL DAY THAT DAY LMAO but omfg... jude being all nooo dont touch me before marriage thats so crude while sharpness gets brick hard everytime he sees him T////T

also the possibility of jude getting really mad over his attraction to him. he wants to jerk off soo bad thinking about the pervert who keeps 'randomly' seeing him in public, but thats taboo so he cant!!

[giveyoutheslip]

🌻👑 age gap fic will probably be updated by tonight ^^ sorry for the lack of updates for my fics guys (╥﹏╥) i love my readers

[purplejamandtoast]

ok it’s uploaded i didnt beta read tho im solo don’t kill me

[giveyoutheslip]

🌻👑 age gap fic will probably be updated by tonight ^^ sorry for the lack of updates for my fics guys (╥﹏╥) i love my readers

[purplejamandtoast]

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Google,how to get my boyfriend into RPF ...

omg i wish u the best of luck because that seems challenging maybe try like

- bring it up with another couple, like idfk some random celebrities be like “omg so many people ship them” and see how he reacts to that to see if he fucks with rpf

- most people unknowingly as kids were super into rpf for like. those danplan people or jalbert… soo maybe he was one of them

- say stuff like “lmaooo omgg what if these two were dating they highkey act like they are” to test the waters

ik i cant REALLY be talking because im like an rpf gooner but. rpf literally runs fandoms it’s so much more popular than people would expect😭 but i believe in you oomf. hopefully soon u and ur bf can geek over rpf together

[yanderejoice]

tai: "give me and noob kits"

rejoice: "you need a kiss?"