Neo Yokio Quote Starters
Change pronouns accordingly
“What up city be-OTCH? Haven’t seen you in a long time.”
“What are you doing after school? Come to my apartment and we can get high and have a fashion show.”
“I CAN SEE YOU BITCH, YOU’RE WEARIN A BLACK TUXEDO AGAINST A MIDNIGHT SKY”
“I love being in public when my hair’s…WET. I feel like a gucci model.”
“You know what? you don’t deserve this big toblerone.”
“I gotta go. Snacks are ready.”
“Her withdraw from society fills me with unease.”
“My world has become cold iron”
“I’m done searching for meaning in the aesthetic cycles of commodities.”
“Couldn’t even find the body. He’s probably being dragged around the Atlantic in a tuna net, like a dolphin!”
Water. Ain’t. Weak. Yo”
“Sorry to disappoint you sales clerk. But the universe is dictated by forces far greater than field hockey.”
“I don’t know what it is about a well decorated apartment. But it makes me wanna smoke.”
“Today’s special is squid ink fettuccine”
“Well, that IS the most melancholy pasta.”
“Dude that was creepy as fuck son.”
“Oh that is BULLSHIT. I’ve been waiting to get the house for YEARS. I’m gonna pimp it out it’s gonna be sooo flyyy”
“Hahah- My Style- is NOT conservative.”
“Girl you are wearing khaki’s RIGHT now.”
“I could look for CLUES in his apartment.”
“The ONLY worthwhile thing about you… Is your taste in luxury chocolate.”
“I had a dream a toblerone was in trouble….and that toblerone was YOU”
“Do you have a PROBLEM with those swim trunks?”
“A run in with my ex and my uncles funeral on the same DAY? Good lord I need a drink.”
“Fuck that and FUCK my dad.”
“You think you’re so much better than me because you fight demons??”
“I LOVE water, without water there’d be no nautical fashion.”
“YEAH. That’s your problem, you don’t know how to treat ANYONE well.”
“Well that’s enough vaping for me. I’ll see you around.”
“Communism forever!”
