Ashley

Ashley, 20, I make YouTube videos and talk about blow jobs on the internet

[yunging19]

HAVE A CRAZY INTENSE ORGASM| We-Vibe Nova 2

[byrneing]

friend: how are you me: 

[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

never forget when the biebs tried to grow a stache

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

i thought that was michael cera for a second

[kayleana-deactivated20200828]

I am not

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[sunpalms]

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

[sridevi]

my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here”

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

one of my friends sent me this, and people thought i was CRAZY for preferring lowe’s over home depot. i’ve worked at lowe’s for a while, and let me tell you, they 100% pass the vibe check. they’re offering full time, paid 2-week sick leave for the virus, tuition payback, health insurance, and other benefits to all employees, not just full time. they offered us hazard pay and unlimited overtime to help employees make ends meet when their family members were laid off. we have a self-made, black CEO, Marvin Ellison, who started out working as a cashier making minimum wage, then went to school and got his masters degree, and worked his way up. we have community projects every year to donate labor and resources to build things like shelters, parks, and infrastructure, and we have a good time doing it. on top of that, they’re very diversity-driven. in my store alone, we have veteran, disabled, black, lesbian, gay, bi, and trans employees, and not ONCE has anyone been made fun of, treated differently, paid differently or even misgendered. and yep, we did donate 25m to minorities.

tl;dr: fuck home depot

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[mkaiser323]

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

[iamdone9]

Being a dick even to demons

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[nebraskas]

James Scurlock, a 22 year old black man, was peacefully protesting in Omaha last night before he was murdered. A GoFundMe has been set up for James’ family.

[sortafemme-deactivated20200726]

The man who murdered James Scurlock is named Jake Gardner. He is the owner of a downtown Omaha bar called The Hive. He’s a known transphobe and racist. Jake Gardner was yelling racial slurs before and during the murder. There was a video taken of the incident by another protester. Jake Gardner was held by police for just two hours before being released from custody without bail. As of the afternoon of 5/31 police are outside of his bar protecting him and his business, while Gardner sits out on the patio. https://fbatimes.com/2020/05/a-known-suspected-white-supremacist-in-omaha-named-jake-gardner-killed-a-black-youth/

[hammerheadandsickle]

Jake Gardner’s cousin posted his phone number

[super-wolves-blog]

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

[cockroach-queer]

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.

[unrestrained--clown-deactivated]

[kaijuno]

[thatbassistbitch]

Jess I just have one question. What was the train of thought that led you to put these two images together

[kaijuno]

An artist never reveals their muse

[imposterogers]

apparently robert pattinson’s trainors have been practically begging him to work out during quarantine and he has decided not to

[imposterogers]

his trainers: work out. PLEASE WORK OUT. you are batman. Work Out WORK OUT WORK OUT👏🏼👏🏼

rpat:

[ellerywithablog]

“I think if [actors] work out all the time, they’re part of the problem. They set a precedent. No one was doing this in the ’70s. James Dean wasn’t exactly ripped.”

context makes it even better

[rodrickheffeley]

robert pattinson cooking pasta on facetime for gq interview is a work of art

[whitepeopletwitter]