its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[builtupaworldof-magic]

This is what I was trying to send jxshuawoodard

[cute-overload]

‘dis mine now’ http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/ITv7Bzp

[56blogscrazy]

WALMART LEGEND

[kei-office]

FUCKIN’ SAVAGE

[thewiseoldmoon]

Now someone please explain to me why this is even close to acceptable?

[educationalsystem]

How dare WOMEN have

bODIES?¿???

[numba1fanatic-deactivated201705]

they told her it was unfair to the TEACHERS

TO. THE. TEACHERS.

IF YOU ARE A TEACHER AND YOU ARE HAVING SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR UNDERAGED STUDENTS THEN YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE WHO SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR PUBLIC SCHOOLS MUCH LESS TEACHING IN THEM

[adultprivilege]

“Can you not wear skinny jeans? Some of our teachers are pedophiles and it wouldn’t be fair for them to see a teenager who they can’t fuck.”

- the logic of this dress code

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

[mitten]

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?

[thewhimsicalscatterbrain-deacti]

“Ewww, you’re dating someone who used to be a man? That makes you gay!” Well, the person you’re dating used to be a child, so with your logic that makes you a pedophile

[insanebatpool13-deactivated2016]

A-fucking-men

[thebestoftumbling]

Mother duck asks for help to save her children

[puppycatjpg]

look at all those peepers

[smileplease91]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[sodapoplio]

star–vonnie

[lifeinabottle]

Omggg 😢😢😢

[lawlmond-milk]

More of this please

[mastermojorisin-deactivated2021]

realcardiac

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[invisiblelad]

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

[thisisntgoodbi-deactivated20160]

Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.

[sadchickpea]

Tip to help with an anxiety attack

- Look around you. - Find 5 things you can see, 4 things you can touch, 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste.

This is called grounding. It can help when you feel like you have lost all control of your surroundings.

Please reblog, it could really help someone in need.

[hawkingsbird]

[natrashafierce]

Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.

I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,” all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly.

My parrot is better at conflict de-escalation than most people.

[rshathul-deactivated20211207]

Parrot moirail

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

[fl33c3]

I wish this wasn’t so glaringly fake cause it would be kinda funny if it were real but its not real so its not funny and I’m being redundant for the purpose of conveying shut the fuck up and don’t make up bullshit for notes

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

i just scrolled back three months into a conversation to prove you wrong lmao bye bitch get off my fucking post

[drewbiedoobiedoobiedoo]

THIS ONE WINS