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Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
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max ❤️
first day of work
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses
like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think
this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment
Max putting Charles as the striker on his team and all I could remember was Cota 2025 😒 Charles couldn’t put a ball inside a goal and had to ask Max for help
this is how they’ll win
just two bros chilling in the depression town five feet apart cause they are not gay
just listenend to maggots for brains by olivia and now i wish for a swift lobotomy
I was wondering if Bradley would make a memorial post.
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"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.
please DO stop the music
Mature | 17.5k words | Formula 1 RPF | Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen | oneshot
There was a new neighbor in Max’s building. Max was aware of his neighbor’s existence because the man was a piano player. And he played. A lot. Incessantly. Every single day. He wished he could just toss the damn instrument away like his father did with the fucking trumpet that tim- oh. Oh. An idea popped up in his mind. It was fucking on.
Or: Max Verstappen reaches astronomical levels of idiocy to get his neighbor to stop playing the damn piano. So he decides to get himself a trumpet to scare him and his students off. Buffonery (and feelings) ensues - told in six movements!
man // @merthurmicrofic
rememeber when i said uhmmm idk when i will write another fic.... im SUPER busy..... i couldn't possibly get to write now..... so uhm it turns out i LIED
Also applies to "AI" "artists" and "musicians."
Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"
my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney
My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles