(_) ~We'll Serve Anyone, At All!~ (_)

(_) ~A pair of purveyors of fleshy pleasures. We take requests for all colors on the rainbow!~ (_) / OOC blog here!

[putridpatisserie]

(_) ~Greetings!~ (_)

(_) ~Welcome to our establishment. We sell paint and pastries! There's not a single color on the hemospectrum that isn't welcome, so don't be shy, now! Tell us what you'd like, and we'll talk prices. You won't find a better deal this side of Alternia!~ (_)

(_) ~Ask Nellit (she/her, that's me!) for culinary delights, or Suwede (he/him, my wonderful matesprit <3) for artistic supplies. I'll probably do most of the talking, but he always appreciates being called on! ~ (_)

Trigger warnings for cannibalism, murder, violence, unreality, and just being generally unpleasant trolls to deal with.

The mun's name is Lyric, I'm an adult, and I'm here to get morbid.

[putridpatisserie]

+d0 y0u serve...se6f00d?+

(_) ~Well what a question, my dear! Of course we do. There's all sorts of recipes to be made with a fishy base, you know! Hahaha. Why, as a matter of fact, it's Suwede's favorite flavor...~ (_)

[putridpatisserie]

(_) ~Goodness me, there's so much to do! But there always is when you're setting up a new front for business. Hopefully we'll get some customers soon; Suwede's getting restless, poor dear.~ (_)