Mr. Puzzles

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INTRO POST

‘ Hello, my dear viewers!!! It is I, MR. PUZZLES!!!! Please, hold the applause.. ’

Hey! Mod here! You can call me Artie, and I use She/They pronouns.

*Quick Disclaimer: This Blog is a PAST version of Puzzles, set just before the Puzzlevision movie itself. You CAN bring up future events (like WPNZ, Leggy, WOTFI 24-25, etc.) but don’t expect him to know what they are just yet unless you explain it to him! I will still interact with WPNZ and other future characters occasionally, but it might not be on the regular.*

MAIN BLOG IS @alastorsspinnychair

TAGS:

#leave a review! - asks answered

#rate us five stars! - reblogs

#mod yaps

(Star border by @strangergraphics <3)

[mybeautifulfivestars]

Fuck ice

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

Do you have kidneys or some internal organs (souls work but I don't like working with them)

@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)

‘ …I don’t know if I want to answer that question.. ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

MORE BOWS

*I stick a red bow to the side of his head ( below his vents*

[!!!]

‘ Thank you, dear anon! My collection is growing once more!! ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

haha also remember I love you (as in fav character) buuutt

ACE BEAM

‘ Wh- AGHHHH- ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

Loving the bow tie by the way, darling

-📺⭐️🎤

‘ Why thank you, me~! You look quite handsome as well! ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

//hii hi broski slush/mod4 here , I have a question if you don't mind me asking. Do you accept smg4 au rps? /gen question. Just asking so I won't cross any boundaries <:] . Here's the auu I'm talking about btww @smg4corruptedfilesau

//of course!!!! I love au rps! Sorry for responding so late hhhh

[snitch-productions]

‘ SMG3, my dear friend! Wh- What are you doing?? Why are you associating with those.. those fakers?! ’

-@puzzlevisionentertainment

Fakers...? I thought it was a multiverse thing going on...

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ I- Well- Obviously they’re all just cheap copies, multiverse or not! I’m clearly the original! ’

[snitch-productions]

Iiii... don't know about that... @the-show-must-go-0n what do you think?

[the-show-must-go-0n]

Copy? Of course not! I’m hurt. We’re from different universes. And somehow I’m only talking to the ones where I’m an idiot. And you’re one to talk, you can’t stomach half the crimes we do in the future. You’re a wimp with no shot at winning, unlike me.

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ WH- EXCUSE YOU?? I am NOT a wimp!! I was just- caught off guard by my extensive list of future crimes! Nobody’s truly explained any of this to me!! Why are there so many of me- of US?? ’

[snitch-productions]

‘ SMG3, my dear friend! Wh- What are you doing?? Why are you associating with those.. those fakers?! ’

-@puzzlevisionentertainment

Fakers...? I thought it was a multiverse thing going on...

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ I- Well- Obviously they’re all just cheap copies, multiverse or not! I’m clearly the original! ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

Yo thought you should know that the SMG3 you were gonna have on as a “guest star” just got brainwashed by another Puzzles. And then there’s ANOTHER Puzzles who he has been making out with

‘ How many mes is he associated with?!? ’

[siiiigh]

‘ Please stand by, my precious viewers! We’re having a few.. technical difficulties! ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

Hey dude your little puppet @snitch-productions got put into a contract and he's zooted as fuuuuckkk right now

‘ Wonderful.. Perhaps I should bring him back to his senses. ’

[rebezz010sonadow34]

for @puzzlevisionentertainment(mine)

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ WH- WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!? ’

[snitch-productions]

Oh I've seen this before- it means they want to kill you.

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ WHAT?! I can’t DIE!!! I have so much left to live for!!!! ’

[rebezz010sonadow34]

for @puzzlevisionentertainment(mine)

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ WH- WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!? ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

Hey, other me, just a little tip. You can and should make anyone you want suffer….as long as no one finds out. Even if they do, you’re famous! You’ll for sure have the masses begging for your release! The smg4 crew are good for nothing, and deserve everything future you might put them through. You- or well, WE, are way better than them! I mean, did you see their content before?

-📺⭐️🎤 (BackonTrack au Puzzles.//)

‘ ..Perhaps you’re right. It doesn’t truly matter anymore! My ratings are SKY-HIGH!! I can do almost ANYTHING!!! ’

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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

20 stars for my favorite tv guy 🥹

‘ Why thank you, dear viewer! I’m truly honored to know that I’m your favorite! ’

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

How on Earth did you survive decapitating yourself? I’ve always wondered that.

‘ ..Cartoon logic, I suppose. Hardly anything in this world makes sense! I mean, just look at Mario!! ’

[snitch-productions]

What do they mean you decapitated yourself-

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ ..Don’t worry about it, dear SMG3!! It’s none of your concern anyways!! ’

[snitch-productions]

O...kay???

You don't look headless to me, anyway...

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ …ahahah… right.. well, I mean, I can do this.? ’

[Aaaaand, there goes his head. He just took it off. It now rested in his arms, leaving his neck bare.]

[snitch-productions]

Oh, holy shit???

That's sick!

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

[He put his head back on, moving it around a bit to make sure it was on tight enough to not fall off.]

‘ Just an old party trick.. I hardly do it anymore. Scares the viewers! ’

[snitch-productions]

Scares them??? Sounds like your audience is a bunch of pussies...

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ Most of my shows are targeted towards younger, more susceptible audiences! I have to keep it family friendly! ’

[snitch-productions]

Ohh, I get it.

...Still though, it's not like you're tearing a human head off. It can't be that scary to kids...

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ I’d still rather not risk my ratings dropping. Not when I’m SO CLOSE!! ’

[snitch-productions]

...What happens when you get 5 stars???

You'll just have to keep maintaining it anyway, man.

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ Why, you’ll have to wait and see! I can’t spoil anything just yet!! Perhaps you should stick around here.. It might help with my ratings even more! People LOVE a guest star! ’

[snitch-productions]

...A guest star, huh? Oohoho, I'm picking up what you're putting down...

I sure wouldn't mind expanding my reach a bit...

Fine. But I'm not gonna do anything dumb if you tell me to.

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ WONDERFUL!!! We start now!! ’

[His screen shifted to static, and you felt an intense pull, almost as if you were being vacuumed in.]

[snitch-productions]

*He took a step back.*

Wait, wait, wait- right into it-? I thought- I don't know, I'd have some time to prepare, maybe???

(What the hell is that pull-)

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

[He didn’t respond, the pull only getting stronger. Maybe you shouldn’t have agreed to this..]

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

Ya you TOTALLY dont look feminine with that pink bowtie. Hehehehe

‘ Are you shaming my fashion choices???? I’ll have you know, my new bowtie is GORGEOUS!! ’

[oneshot-fan64]

"yeah sure xylophone teeth..."

[puzzlevisionentertainment]

‘ Ex-CUSE YOU??? ’