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halfwcy:
( ✉ → ANDY ) FGIHT Y RN !!!!!!!!!!!1 ( ✉ → ANDY ) im so ssd n hunfry ( ✉ → ANDY ) i dndt evn eT THE CHCKEN ( ✉ → ANDY ) WTF TEH FUCK … … ( ✉ → ANDY ) i think im cryig ( ✉ → ANDY ) is tat ok
MSG TO DABBIN’
Please don’t tempt me GO EAT .......... ....... .... Why are you so weird? Jesus Where are you drunk ass?
halfwcy:
( ✉ → ANDY ) um lol we arent friends andrew bye ( ✉ → ANDY ) you are the literal worst ( ✉ → ANDY ) a damp sock ( ✉ → ANDY ) the butt of the loaf of bread ( ✉ → ANDY ) a vomit stain ( ✉ → ANDY ) cough syrup
MSG TO DABBIN’
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Fucking rude ass Hope a bird bites your face Or shits on your forehead That’d be classic I’d take a picture of that and put it on the ‘gram
Friends or more? Sentence Starters
aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things
(send a name and a sentence)
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
“I dare you to kiss me.”
“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
“Why is your hand on my ass?”
“Cuddle with me.”
“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
“When did you get so beautiful?”
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright? It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
“Why’d you let go of me?”
“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
“I kissed you because we were drunk.”
“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
“Could you not talk to him/her, please? I think they’re trying to date you.”
“I wish we could stay like this forever…”
“I had this dream where we were dating.”
“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.”
“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind. Weird, right?”
“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
“We would make a pretty good couple.”
“The date didn’t go well. Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
halfwcy:
Opening her mouth to interrupt seemed to be a bad idea so she keeps her lips pressed shut, watching the other in an almost curious wonder. She had always thought that leaving her family home would grant her the independence that comes with the absence of looming parental figures, but never could she have foreseen the cluster of friends and acquaintances alike who each possess traits that could make up for that tenfold.
A sigh escapes her, and the eyeroll that follows could be attributed with a kneejerk reaction. Be that as it may, she could not find the energy to press the matter any further. “You’re sodramatic. Why are you being especially sensitive tonight? Did something happen?”
He didn’t see why it was such a big deal that he cared about her well being. Yes, he could be a dickhead at times ━ most of the time ━but he liked to think he was a good friend when the time called for it. Maybe, he needed to rethink what it meant to be a real friend if she was responding this way.
Or maybe, just maybe, she didn’t consider them to be as close of friends as he did. The thought upset him and he began to go quiet, nodding at her comment about him being dramatic. Wasn’t the first or last time somebody said that to him. “Sensitive? No, nothing happened. If you’d rather go home alone this late then I can’t force you into my car. Just let me know you made it home safely.” Was his change in attitude too much too quickly? Hopefully she hadn’t noticed the way his hands made their way into the pockets of his sweater or the way he wouldn’t look at her for more than five seconds.
Random Sentence Starters
50 of them bc that’s kind of my thing
“I’m gonna say this and hope you forget it in the morning.”
“Hey, now, the middle finger isn’t going to make you less wrong.”
“God, I had to wait this long to figure out you have the softest lips on the planet?”
“I wasn’t talking to you all day because that dog liked you more than me.”
“I not so accidentally ended up wearing your sweater tonight.”
“Remember when you thought you were in love with me?”
“My dad still gets mad whenever I bring up that one kissing incident we had back in high school.”
“The tattoo was inspired by that song you wrote.”
“Since we’re getting married tomorrow, I figure I should thank you for wacking me in the face when we met.”
“When she/he told me she/he loved me, you popped into my mind.”
“We don’t need anymore damn candles.”
“You got us tickets to the concert?!”
“I remember you! I had a crush on you for like a month back when I was like thirteen!”
“Yes– for the sixth time– you wore it better than her/him.”
“Good to know that you’re so ticklish.”
“Yeah, last night you were so drunk you started crying about how beautiful a dog wearing a bandana was.”
“I’ve never seen you this… Torn up.”
“I can leave if I’m being that much of a problem.”
“You’re telling me right now– after we got strapped into this rollercoaster– that you’re scared of heights?!”
“Imagine if I never locked eyes with you in that crowd.”
“I don’t care if you were having the best sex of your damn life– if I fail my midterm because I couldn’t concentrate last night, I am throwing your bed into a river.”
“Found someone new?”
“My mom is convinced we’re dating since we’re roommates.”
“This cake was on sale and I just got dumped– do I really need to explain further?”
“I can’t believe you took her/him there.”
“I don’t know if you know how the silent treatment works, but laughing at my awesome jokes defeats the purpose.”
“I know a few way to make you feel better.”
“Was that an attempt at kissing me?”
“If you wanted to go on a date, you could have just asked.”
“Do you wanna come spray paint the art quad with me? It’s for a project, we won’t get arrested, or anything.”
“Wait! Don’t open that picture folder!”
“Teach me.”
“Tell me something lame and poetic.”
“All this time… I thought you hated me.”
“You bought me flowers?”
“You and him/her got along well, huh?”
“It’s hard to get anyone to flirt with me when you’re literally holding my hand all the time.”
“Real talk, can I kiss you? I haven’t been able to get the idea out of my head recently.”
“What did last night mean?”
“We’ve been over this before.”
“Look, I’m sorry I interrupted your conversation with her/him, but she/he didn’t look good enough for you.”
“It’s not hard to stay in love with you, it’s hard because I don’t know if you’ll ever love me back.”
“I’ve been zoning out a lot today, I’m sorry.”
“Do you have any tips?”
“That pickup line was lame, but if she/he knows you they would say yes anyways.”
“People make out platonically, sometimes, I think. I mean it didn’t feel platonic, but whatever– I can pretend it did.”
“I know you hate being woken up, but I was gonna go for a drive, do you wanna come?”
“Don’t ruin this for me.”
“I guess I need to be more forward when it comes to you.”
“I’m never getting that shirt back, am I?”
Send in a name and a sentence xx
halfwcy:
( ✉ → ANDY ) um well the question i ///AM/// asking is ( ✉ → ANDY ) wha t kind of CREEP keeps that many drunk pictures of people ( ✉ → ANDY ) are you KIDDIG ME ( ✉ → ANDY ) fyi i cant deal w u while sober, thats why ( ✉ → ANDY ) a horrible friend
MSG TO DABBIN’
The kind of friend that loves you and wants to blackmail you Soooooooooooooo The best kind Hence why I have so many pictures of you Still Your own fault Loser
halfwcy:
( ✉ → ANDY ) keeo my fist fore er ( ✉ → ANDY ) PUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ✉ → ANDY ) literrslly yiu duck ( ✉ → ANDY ) im hste you … ( ✉ → ANDY ) i dnt mean that but you stikk sucj
MSG TO DABBIN’
What kind of insult? How drunk are you? Is that the sound of love I hear? What? You wanna suck my dick? 😉
dxprxvityx:
the young immature jun couldn’t help but to cackle upon such reaction, loudly laughing as he exits the fast food chain store with a few more stares towards him. “ cold as balls — oh, c’mon… why would i be embarrassed of my body ? it’s a nice body, i like my body. “ a big playful shrug lifts his shoulders. “ an old lady yelled some things from her window but i couldn’t really understand what she was saying. and well— of course the only thing i had was shoes because running barefoot on pavement ain’t my cup of tea. “
The male’s response caused Andy to snort, he can only imagine how the cold felt whipping over his nakedness and shiver runs down his spine. Yeah, that wasn’t for him. He wasn’t ashamed of his body in any way shape or form but cold air wasn’t good for lil’ Andy. That particular appendage wasn’t a fan of anything cold. “You should like your body, you’re kinda attached to it.” He laughed at his own lame attempt of a joke. “Bare feet?! That’s where you draw the line?” He cracked up. What sense did that make? None at all.
@halfwcy
( ✉ → sms )
( ✉ → sms ) of ALL the drunk pictures of me ???
( ✉ → sms ) how many do you HAVE
( ✉ → sms ) DELETE T HEM !!!!!!!!!!!
MSG TO DABBIN’
🙄
i think the question you should be asking is why are you always drunk i have... more than 50 i think somewhere around there
🙅🏻
halfwcy:
( ✉ → ANDY ) < ( ( ✉ → ANDY ) >” ) ( ✉ → ANDY ) :: ( ( ✉ → ANDY ) im abgry ( ✉ → ANDY ) dlete the voicemaik now!!!!!!!!@!@!!
MSG TO DABBIN’
🤣 🤷 you did this to yourself NO! it’s mine you sent it to me i’m keepin it forever
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
──TEXT MESSAGES @halfwcy
MSG TO DABBIN’
yeahi heardit was...uhhhh....inyeresting*interestingjsyk i’m saving that for another day
driftuan:
something about the way andrew says this, so nonchalant, makes mark want to laugh. he doesn’t though, and instead responds with casual flippancy. that’s the thing with andrew, he seems to take things lightly, much that mark isn’t sure whether this was a real issue or not. “and what makes you so sure about that?” mark raises his brows as he leans against the wall. “aren’t you worried she might not let this one go?” he studies andrew’s expression a moment, and while he can’t exactly pinpoint a hint of worry on his face, he wonders.
Andrew is always pretty nonchalant, even though at the moment he was mildly freaking the fuck out. Sunmi was his best friend, practically family and he had royally fucked up. But he wasn’t going to show that. Not to anyone but her. He didn’t see it as a sign of weakness or anything, he just wasn’t very vocal, so to speak, with his emotions. “I made plans with my friend and at the last minute something came up, so I cancelled but she found out I went out without her. So, she’s upset, she probably should be, but I don’t like it.” His eyes flitted this way and that way before they settled on the other. “I’ll give her a few more days before I go by her place and make her talk to me.”
The amount of disrespect
@bcrmuda
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
dxprxvityx:
he took the warning almost as a challenge with complete amusement on his features. snorting at the remark of people staring at them. “ pft— do you care what people think ? “ he certainly didn’t. “ let’s go. “ they finished their food anyway. “ once i was dared to run butt naked down the neighborhood’s main street… it was cold. but i didn’t care what people thought. “ shrugged with a hint of arrogance.
Did he care what people thought? That was a damn good question. “Sometimes. I mean it depends on the people and the situation.” Which was true. Go? Oh. He nods and heads towards the exit, stopping withing a few feet of the door, swirling around to stare at the other with wide eyes. “You what?!” Was he shocked? No, that was an understatement. Jun didn’t strike him as the type to be so free with his body. Never judge a book by its cover. “You did? And how’d that go?” Now he needed all the details. Well, maybe not all of them. He chuckled to himself, turning to the exit once again.
bold which habits your muse has
justanotherrpmeme:
nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders
