im literally confused 91% of the time

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[paper-mario-wiki]

𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪

[a-single-lemon]

This is quite possibly the biggest mood imaginable

[greelin]

can’t be late for laundry day if you never mentally and emotionally set up an established day as Laundry Day, never make a plan to commit to said established date, and also have no grasp on the concept of time and its passage

[cactuseeds]

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[pweeeeeeet]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

[aspettarsi]

[oliverparkerisadad]

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

[cementforbones-deactivated20171]

me making coffee: this going to fix everything.

[cartooncoyote]

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

[peg-leg-princess-blog]

i hate it when people get pretentious about video games. like okay i get that you have this deep love for zelda and skyrim and i respect that but can you not shit on people liking cooking mama or animal crossing and telling them it’s “not a real video game”? people have different tastes bro get over it

[thx]

the only real video game is hamtaro ham ham heartbreak everything else is shit

[nemnuong]

explain: why are titties so soft????

titties are near the heart so they are full of love

[creamhearts]

why are yall so afraid to double text like ill be out here sending 9 messages in a row buzz buzz another message? its me bitch i just got a lot to say!!

[listenuppnow]

[turing-tested]

[crazy-aunt-deactivated20170429]

Summer means poor children are not getting 2 free meals a day at school so if you’re able, please consider donating to your local food bank.

[iliveondaydreams]

Until September 2nd, if you’re under 18, you can receive free lunch at public library branches in NYC (proof of age shouldn’t be required), and from trucks at certain locations around the city. Some schools should be open and providing them, too!!

[crazy-aunt-deactivated20170429]

This is so helpful for anyone that needs it!

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

here is a website where you can find similar programs based on your location.

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

BOOST!!!!!!

[meme-theft]